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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-29 04:15:19


Smile! Smile for
The one Cameron Diaz
Smiles too sometimes


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-29 21:08:30


Roadkill

Cars chase sheep. I face
restless sleep. Dead sheep on the
strip*. Dreamers will trip.

*I mean a strip of
road, not a striptease. You just
have a dirty mind.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-29 21:10:59


Ooo...thought of another one!

The only white beard
I have in youth comes from a
spray can. Shaving cream.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-30 07:06:46


At 11/29/16 09:10 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Ooo...thought of another one!

The only white beard
I have in youth comes from a
spray can. Shaving cream.

So much genius
Hair today! Gone tomorrow,
Just like Cream. Good one.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-01 04:01:59


Stepping stones fold out,
The road of pouting, glowing,
Somber mold, hey form.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-02 03:07:02


Starscapes and shadow,
They battle through our times, no
End to finite mind.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-03 04:56:44


Fire watching, world:
Set ablaze in orange shade,
Only autumn leaf.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-03 12:05:57


The Smell of HotDogs Lingers,
My Fingers are twisted and crossed,
Who is the Cross Boss??


James 4:6 6But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-04 03:59:43


I strumble along,
Along, a long strumming on -
The strings I stumble.

Morning Tea today.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-05 05:03:37


Tried to bake a cake
With spaghetti, cause I felt
Pretty edgy! Ugh.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-05 23:38:22


First snow today. When
it's snowing in Hawaii
first, you know it's time.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-06 18:00:21


Snowy nose going
Home, alone in the winter
Cold like one Kelvin


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-07 08:25:04


A work day. It works.
It's part time, and part cash, and
Starts up, and parts fast,

Like star shine, Like light!
Part time, so bright! Departs start
At night. The car park.

With white glow, I like.
it shines so... delightfully.
But I like to sleep.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-07 20:57:55


At 12/7/16 08:25 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: A work day. It works.
It's part time, and part cash, and
Starts up, and parts fast,

I really like this
one! It's relatable, with
cool rhymes and structure.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-08 06:40:12


A routine is like
A towering wall, and yet
A routine is liked?

Routine tea today

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-08 06:42:08


At 12/7/16 08:57 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: I really like this
one! It's relatable, with
cool rhymes and structure.

Appreciated
Much! We all work for life, yet
Life is not all work


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-09 18:21:20


The moving rail goes,
Streetlights flicker. A dead stop.
On our way again


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-10 06:08:29


What you say is wrong,
What I say is righter than
Donald Trump, alright?

Just right tea today

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-11 05:27:21


It's a snowy day!
Slow fall, soft and mushy. Slush.
A world of ice cream.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-12 13:44:26


To clean a blood stain:
Wet the stain with cold water,
Then rub it with soap.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-12 23:26:02


At 12/12/16 01:44 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: To clean a blood stain:
Wet the stain with cold water,
Then rub it with soap.

I don't recommend;
If you rub the blood stain
You ruin the carpet

Take my advice man
You need another plan
Peroxide instead


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-13 06:40:46


At 12/12/16 11:26 PM, EDM364 wrote: I don't recommend;
If you rub the blood stain
You ruin the carpet

Take my advice man
You need another plan
Peroxide instead

Peroxide it is!
Hydrogen and oxygen
Bubble fizzle gone.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-13 06:41:51 (edited 2016-12-13 06:46:10)


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-13 07:13:43 (edited 2016-12-13 07:15:32)


laggy game
and it is unplayable
and it do not play this laggy game anymore anyways

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-13 08:49:05


At 12/13/16 07:13 AM, RagonFighter wrote: laggy game
and it is unplayable
and it do not play this laggy game anymore anyways

new words for this reply, 7-5-7

This game is very laggy
it is extreme laggy and extremely laggy
i won't play it enough

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-13 13:37:03


At 12/13/16 06:40 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 12/12/16 11:26 PM, EDM364 wrote: I don't recommend;
If you rub the blood stain
You ruin the carpet

Take my advice man
You need another plan
Peroxide instead
Peroxide it is!
Hydrogen and oxygen
Bubble fizzle gone.

But that is too much of a fizzle,
as well as a hassle,
do I need to state the triple,
as to why you shouldn't be brittle?


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-15 11:18:50


At 12/13/16 01:37 PM, K2Shape wrote: But that is too much of a fizzle,
as well as a hassle,
do I need to state the triple,
as to why you shouldn't be brittle?

But I do like this
Shizzle! That fizzles, crackles,
And tackles the stain!

It shackles it fast,
It does stuff... and in a flash!
Stainless... yet again


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-16 05:00:33


At 12/15/16 11:18 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: It shackles it fast,
It does stuff... and in a flash!
Stainless... yet again

True enough, for sure
Cuts, scrapes, earwax, hair dye.. heh
Peroxide cures all


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-16 05:37:03


At 12/16/16 05:00 AM, EDM364 wrote: True enough, for sure
Cuts, scrapes, earwax, hair dye.. heh
Peroxide cures all

A miracle cure!
Sodium bicarbonate
Is a good one too


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-12-17 05:18:39


A little scribble,
A few lines I fiddle with,
The fresh morning air


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