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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-14 13:53:04


At 11/13/16 09:43 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Email is in fact
two, but fire is one. Fire is
the one that screws me.

I did check email
Before I posted, but fire...
That was a surprise!

Syllable counting
Pro-tip to check chin nods on
Fire... just doesn't work!

Most words are easy.
Like easy. But would you know:
Halfpennyworths is just the one!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-15 04:41:51


Fire in the hole! World.
In our bowl. Out of control.
Burn it all down. Town.

Dandelion and burdock tea

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-16 16:49:58


A thousand words are
Like a chauffeur on cocaine!
Life is gopher golf

Golf tee today

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-16 20:56:46


At 11/16/16 04:49 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: A thousand words are
Like a chauffeur on cocaine!
Life is gopher golf

Words take you further,
faster...climbing mountains or
crashing in ditches.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-17 03:29:35


I've been meaning to
Question my meaning too, much
Our cerebrals do

Dandelion and burdock again

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-18 05:35:59


See rain, bliss outside
Warm water washing away
All horrors of life

Vanilla Chai today

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-18 10:05:17


Sex is Lovely,
I Masturbate for peace,
Masturbation Time is over.


James 4:6 6But he gives us more grace. That is why Scripture says: "God opposes the proud but shows favor to the humble."

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-18 10:48:35


At 11/18/16 10:05 AM, Xzuber8 wrote: Sex is Lovely,
I Masturbate for peace,
Masturbation Time is over.

I walk into a
fancy restaurant. "I'll have
a sex for one, please."


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-19 05:16:08


At 11/18/16 12:05 PM, VLStaticFire wrote: i wish i can go back
to the past from 2013-2015
because i have old times...

Old times are so... old!
New times are the new thing! Fast,
Fresh and furious.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-19 10:49:12


At 11/19/16 05:16 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 11/18/16 12:05 PM, VLStaticFire wrote:
Old times are so... old!
New times are the new thing! Fast,
Fresh and furious.

Nostalgia fuels my
retreat to obscurity
and self-reflection.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-19 19:59:46


What a boring day
How do I deal with boredom?
Post to BBS

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-20 04:22:21


At 11/19/16 07:59 PM, CGA-999 wrote: What a boring day
How do I deal with boredom?
Post to BBS

The grand BBS!
Medicine! Miracle cure!
All you need and more!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-20 12:40:28


At 11/20/16 04:22 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: The grand BBS!
Medicine! Miracle cure!
All you need and more!

Boredom in writing —
Breaking life's monotony.
Guilty transgression.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-20 18:06:58


At 11/20/16 04:22 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: The grand BBS!
Medicine! Miracle cure!
All you need and more!

Cyberdevil, you're
the best thing to happen to
this thread in a while.

I haven't seen this
many different users
post here since '14.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-21 02:23:55


Everything that I do
Is never because of you
It's all because meth

lol

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-21 12:06:50


At 11/20/16 06:06 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Cyberdevil, you're
the best thing to happen to
this thread in a while.

I haven't seen this
many different users
post here since '14.

I didn't realize,
That miracle medicine
Wasn't the BBS :P

Happy to oblige
And to liven up this place!
And gain some stats, too


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-21 12:07:06


At 11/21/16 02:23 AM, spongeyM8 wrote: Everything that I do
Is never because of you
It's all because meth

Meh is powerful!
Meh is mighty and awesome!
Meh the grand, and meh.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-21 17:11:03


At 11/21/16 12:07 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 11/21/16 02:23 AM, spongeyM8 wrote: Everything that I do
Is never because of you
It's all because meth
Meh is powerful!
Meh is mighty and awesome!
Meh the grand, and meh.

xD

I don't think you see
I do love methamphetamine
Hit this shit niggy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-22 16:43:31 (edited 2016-11-22 16:44:58)


At 11/21/16 05:11 PM, spongeyM8 wrote: I don't think you see
I do love methamphetamine
Hit this shit niggy

There is no room for
Misunderstanding this one! XD
Dangerous love, meth.

Hitting some Chocolate Mint tea myself. Quite an addictive flavor.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-22 16:54:49 (edited 2016-11-22 17:06:32)


Been doing better
Took too long to let it go
But I'll try again


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-23 03:34:15


Haiku for the day!
Dandelion and burdock
At my side I write


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-24 04:12:50


When all seems hopeless
Less is more. Be resourceful!
Take a step. One more.

Dandelion and burdock tea today.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-24 11:23:28


Lay the feast out. Plug
me in like a vacuum. I'll
clean that up for you.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-25 03:44:38


Give thanks! Thank you banks,
For keeping that money clean,
Big washing machine.

Peppermint tea today

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-26 04:00:56


At 11/22/16 04:43 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 11/21/16 05:11 PM, spongeyM8 wrote: I don't think you see
I do love methamphetamine
Hit this shit niggy
There is no room for
Misunderstanding this one! XD
Dangerous love, meth.

Hitting some Chocolate Mint tea myself. Quite an addictive flavor.

personally i
like swiss miss hot chocolate
shit is fire god damn

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-26 04:48:33


At 11/26/16 04:00 AM, spongeyM8 wrote: personally i
like swiss miss hot chocolate
shit is fire god damn

Ooh! Never tried that!
Shit looks delicious for real!
I'll keep an eye out.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-27 04:21:25


Boombox. It's called a...
Bomb! High power explosive,
Blast off the roof! Boom.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-28 03:13:16


At 9/26/16 01:30 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: Lying awake. My
mind overflows thinking of
you. I wet the bed.

This is probably one of my favorite haikus ever.
#100%Underrated

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-28 03:17:00


Early morning sun,
Waits to get into my eyes,
Just behind the blind


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-11-28 23:11:12


At 11/28/16 03:13 AM, LucidShadowDreamer wrote:
At 9/26/16 01:30 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: Lying awake. My
mind overflows thinking of
you. I wet the bed.
This is probably one of my favorite haikus ever.
#100%Underrated

You're about seven
syllables over the max,
but that made my day!

<3


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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