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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

I dunno whats funnier the game or the reviews

ahh this was a funny game and i love the way you made it so faries fall into the trap and go on about your just evil burn in hell god wont let you into to heaven etc.... err ok well their a little weird hey DON'T ENFORCE YOUR BELIEFS you gay arsed hippies godaaaam and i remember reading one fairy that was saying some shit like if you vote above a 0 i'll find out where you live and smack the shit out of you.... well for a start thats not a very church going attitude is it plus you probly couldn't even smack yourself.

on a final note...... did you know jesus was the son of a slut? his mum's husband gets home the back door slams so he goes WTF WAS THAT and she comes up with you wouldnt believe it an angle came and fucked me. have a good cry over that one

HAHAHAHAHA

Cool! i committed adultery when i was 3!!! This game is funny as hell (I think hell is very funny) Make more like this.
MESSAGE TO ALL U FUNDAMENTALIST PIECES OF SHIT:
give up ur habit of fucking chickens. its against the bible!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

o shit that was funny it was even better when u made fun of the parts in the bible i wish i had CRUCIFY-Me Jesus that would be a fun toy

Reality check Cristians

Yup reality check, if this game pisses you off so bad its prolly because it makes you question your faith, ya ever read that book you worship and drool over so much, it makes nooooooo sense, might as well read some harry potter at least THATS more believable

Good job pissing people off lol

I swear these judgemental religious people have a bug up their ass or something.

I don't want to be a part of any institution where molesting boys is the norm.

Funny game, I got a laugh out of the people who freaked out over it.

Most religious people on this site have a superficial faith so they can feel better than other people. Religious people are brain washed morons who need to be shoved out of the way for science and anyone with half a brain.

I'll end this review with a quote that I think sums up my feelings on all the bullshit known as religion....God didn't make man, man made God.