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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

THE BEST GOD DAMN THING THE INTERNET HAS TO OFFER

THIS IS SO COOL HOW COULD ANYONE HATE THIS IT"S MAD

Sweet! Real funny, man.

Hilarious! And yes, these quotes are in fact in the bible. That book, whil in most areas is good and wholesome, can be absolutely horrifying. God killed forty-something kids with a pair of bears because they made fun of a man's baldness?! Oh, and for the record, one of the commandments says "Do not kill." NOT kill when I say it's alright. There is no sub line as such, yet God constantly orders it. But I ramble.... Again, great flash, man.

Zomg!

Your interpretations are pretty accurate from these excerpts. I myself am pagan, so no offense here..

xD But yes, this gives a thought to me..if there -is- a jesus christ, he's probably satan in disguise. Lawl.

-enjoyment.-

BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!111111

This game is GENIUS!!!!!!!! We need to make a second one, neh? More blood, more fucked up misquotes.... this is such a BRILLIANT game, you need to make more so you can mess with more of the little god-loving/fearing faggots trying to spread their stupid-ass religion all over the place =D

i fived it

people are just not getting the point of the movie. aside from the explicit brutality on jesus, i thought that you at least deserved higher than a 1.62, at least on the time and effort alone. Great job, and i hope to see more of you soon, as long as you dont get run out by angry religious fanatic reviewers