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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

dumd

the bible is right not a joke

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I didn't really get the funny part of the game ^^
Yeah, we understood that you don't just believe in God but that you hate Him, so I guess that you prefer the devil, right?
(it's either one or the other, because God is the Good and the devil is the Bad ^^ yeah I know, it's pretty smart ^^) buuuut! where comes the devil from? From God, obviously! (yeah this isn't also very smart to haven created the devil...but He has His reasons...i guess ^^) uuh however it's not the subject! ^^
So I said that I don't see the funny part of the game because.. y'know Jesus was crucified, but the important thing of it, is that he agreed ! But he agreed for us! Jesus got killed because he wanted to save us! He wanted God to apologize US for all of the sins that we would and will commit (personnaly I don't know how it helped to die but...he did!) however Jesus died because he loved us, and for that, I don't really see why you are making fun of him (just because he believed in something else than you? And because he wanted to die for it? He didn't do anything fun or bad! Or perhaps you find fun that somebody dies- yeah there it's your problem ^^)
And for the quote "if your right eye made a sin, throw it away!" uh... Jesus obviously meant by this that we should do everything we can to try to not make any sins!
He didn't want to hurt us or to make us anything bad!

T-T in fact I don't even know why I'm writting all of this because I don't think there ar that many people who will read this all!
^_^ lol I'm not a christian myself but I have some friends who are! It's not because we don't believe in the same things that we should hate and make fun of each other.

For insteance, some people believe that money makes happiness, but it's there choice, it's not because of this that they're more stupid than the others.
You can't just make fun of people because they believe in something else!
And you should not make fun of Jesus because he died for us, and because he loved us! Even if it sounds stupid, he received a lot of pain for people who don't even care for him. Can admit that this is pretty nice (I know, you prefer to say this is stupid but in a sense, it's also nice! He thought about the others!)

So finally (yeah! This coment is almost finish don't worry! =D) you should be more respectfull for the people who have died! =)
And even if nobody read my comment or if some of the one who read it found it stupid, I don't really mind- I just wanted to write something long!
So... bye! =)

Funny....

As hell!
keep up the good work.

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Despite the fact that this entire flash is crap, and thats vary offending, you never actually see him get crucified. crucification was the act of nailing or tying one to a cross or tree, and the spear was used to stab the chest and puncture the lung to CHECK if they were dead, if blood and water came out, they were dead, although once stabbed they're dead anyway. in any case, you SHOULD die go to hell
god bless you, if it is right that he should do so.

as harsh as it was...

its on here for a reason....despite what you wanna believe...it this was just a few years newer id have a field day flaging all you abusive reviewers....