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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

ShadowofAngels

you see thats the point, we ourselves interpret the bible diffrently im an atheist but i have read the bible.. it truly is horrible stuff, if you teach a child this than he has no reason to not listen, he will follow it blindly. another thing people in the US have said the bible is the literal truth and the word of god. then the 10 commandments ask if any law of it is broken you should be murdered how horrible is that. science has answer the questions religion shut us from asking. evolution by means of natural sellection fact. there is no more need for ignorant belifes of the bronze aged people. reason being we dont follow there laws anymore. what does religion have to give us that we dont get with science.

fucking amazing

my god this game is brilliant and educational at the same time

Go Jesus!

HEY! I was offended.....
VERY offended......
I'm a christian...
I am...
and GOD IS REAL!
He loves all of you......
*bust out laghing.*
Sorry, couldntt hold it in!
I think this is great!
by the way, I was kidding about being a christian...they can bite my bonny butt.

I like this! its so naughty! tee hee...
I wanna play it all the time!

and I love the quotes!
"thats right kids, rip out ur eyey, god said so!"

yay!

EPIX

this is very well done. people who say you will go to hell are wrong. god (if there is one) supports creativity. i like having the bible put into focus like this. i hope all you christians out there know that jesus was a jew, he had no special powers, and was a total idiot. i mean, hes just like the taliban! letting people kill him beleving he would go to heaven and get to screw virgins and stuff.. hes no better than a suicide bomber! jesus didnt create the universe. he was a normal guy who made a couple bad decisions. the only thing thats epic about jesus is that 1. he can summon zombies, and 2. he has a revolver. not to mention KUNG FU ACTION JESUS!

hahaha

its so funny