Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[Clagnut]

lolololololololol

Listen up Christians, there's no such thing as God, Jesus, Hell, Heaven or any of that crap. It was a story (like Harry Potter) that some bloke wrote thousands of years ago to teach people how to live proper lives, involving make believe characters, like storywriters use today. If it was real.... Jesus didn't make a very big sacrafice dying for our sins, cos he came back to life days later!!! If hell did exist then why is Satan seen as evil, surely he is good because he's punishing bad people? An evil satan would be nice to all the bastards in the world. There are over 100 contradictions in the Bible... go look them up. Anyway........... great movie, very funny!

[architect-eyes]

I Think I'm In Love

This just rules. You rule. Enough said!

[Mosus]

Very Educational

I had know idea Christians could do all those cool things. I will now let Jesus cum on to me and soon I too will be moving mountains!

[cummaker]

lol, rogl, very funny

very good, however, when u quote such a significate book, make sure u get it right(today i got a poket bile in school, coincidence, i think not!) your quotes are close but not exact, so there for it is not a quote, however ur interpretations were hysterical

[ironheadzombie]

Great game man!

Wow, now i remember why i gave up on religion. I was once a christian and now remember why I just stopped religion. This game was decent, and that might be a stretch. These reviews are...disturbing to say the least. My main point is for all of you zelots out there, the name plainly told you the gist of this game, yet you played it just to complain about it. Religion can make people do horrible things allow me to state some things i heard in these reviews, 'fucker, random anti-seminism, homophobia, condoning the nazis and the kkk, cock (numerous times,with numerous spellings), a healthy dose of burn in hell, and religius intolerance' heres how i see it you all want no disrespect of jesus and christianity, yet you thoughtlessly rally against judeism and satism. Now i remember why I left the hateful mob of christianity. Jesus was a genuis and great man, you all are monsters.