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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-11 18:15:42


Thanks for the update NEVR!!!

It looks really good and congrats to everyone. I just have one question shouldn't I be on Top 3 biggest average rises? Since I had a 96.3 and the closest to me was a 26.3?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-11 18:26:19


At 3/11/08 06:15 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Thanks for the update NEVR!!!

It looks really good and congrats to everyone. I just have one question shouldn't I be on Top 3 biggest average rises? Since I had a 96.3 and the closest to me was a 26.3?

Although technically you had the largest average rise, it's only due to that fact that you don't have an average rise on your first week on the roster, so on the second week it's impossible to calculate your actual average rise, hence why we don't include it - because it's not an accurate calculation.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-11 19:43:59


Thanks for the update. I'm glad I was able to average 5.6 B/P per day; it feels like I haven't been B/Ping at all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-11 20:32:29


At 3/11/08 02:17 PM, Peregrinus wrote: THIS looks like stolen material. It links to "agame.com", and the authors email is yahoo. Also, no mention of the "agame" site in the authors page.

Searching the agame site, I wasn't able to find the original...

thoughts?

Well, without an original source, there's no reason to whistle or to contact Wade. Better to be safe than sorry. I'm more ticked that such a shitty flash passed.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-11 20:56:50


At 3/11/08 08:42 AM, NEVR wrote:

thax a lot NEVR... was a nice Update.. I really like the new things...
=D

Promotions
...

I like this so much...
I really do

the only thing you forgot was the link to the previous update

Congratulations.
Joshiwa - 1,349
lilhunter03 - 1,096
NEVR - 1,012
pwroftheseagoat - 972

all of you are awesome...
great job sirs
(yep... all of them are higher than me...)

aldlv - 858

me here...?
yup...

No.## || [Total B/P points] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Gain rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
22 || [ 12780 ] || [ 1096 ] || [ 78.3 ] || [ +07.3 ] || lilhunter03, Lieutenant +2
23 || [ 12773 ] || [ 0858 ] || [ 61.3 ] || [ +26.3 ] || aldlv, Lieutenant
I don't feel real safe with you just a few points behind.

*Jaws sounds*

tuntun tuntun tuntun tuntuunnn

scary isn't it... XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 04:40:23



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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 06:50:28


At 3/12/08 04:40 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: Is this stolen http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 9759 from herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWCq-
dOO9pE&feature=related

No clue. Could be his Youtube, I guess. It's really a piece of shit, made out of stolen music and stolen video, but I don't think it counts as stolen unless he took the actual .swf from somewhere else and uploaded it here.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 07:00:22


At 3/11/08 08:56 PM, aldlv wrote: the only thing you forgot was the link to the previous update

I forgot three things, which I'll highlight now:

- PantyWipe should have been listed under Promotions as a Sgt. First Class.
- ever-vigilant should have had a -2 after his rank, as he went down from 22 to 24.
- Link to the Previous Update, as stated.

Sorry about that, guys.

Still, I think only 3 small mistakes is a reasonable price to pay for having to manually enter all the data, do all the calculations, and doing the profile links myself. At least the numbers were all correct. :)

Thanks for the feedback guys. Keep it coming if you have any more, and let me know if I've missed out anything else, other than what I mentioned above.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 10:52:10


At 3/12/08 07:00 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/11/08 08:56 PM, aldlv wrote: the only thing you forgot was the link to the previous update
I forgot three things, which I'll highlight now:

Well at least you acknowledged the fact you made them, and sure first updates the hardest, don't worry about it :P

Anyway on another note, so I thought I'd take this week and B/P my brains out. And so far it's worked. My lowest points this week has been 50, which I got on Saturday, and since then I've got two 80+'s and a 70+. Which I've never ever got in my B/Ping career ever. So I'm aiming for the 75+ List this week, just to see if I can make it. Just once at least :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 12:35:17


At 3/12/08 11:32 AM, Mendou wrote: I reached the first of the gold badges the other night. Somehow i feel accomplished.

CAN'T STOP NOW.

Now if only i reach level 20....that pipe would look good with this badge.

Congrats!!! Too bad you are in the 19-21 range, those levels are ugly. I know how you feel B/Ping is like an addiction. You B/P fiend :P

Well Shanus I can't wait for a nice B/P competition, its always fun. Motivation!!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 14:48:27


Yeah, I've been a little unactive lately due to school and being tired, but I'll try to get more active from now on here.

aldlv made a a sig, yay! It's very simple, but I didn't want anything very complicated., just a small sig.

I almost broke my toe, because I hit it soo hard on the cupboard that it got purple and started bleeding. Urgh, it still hurts.

At 3/11/08 08:42 AM, NEVR wrote: Barracks roster - Tuesday, March 11th 2008

Thanks for making the update, NEVR!

Promotions

I like this part! Although I'm not on it, and I probably won't be for the next update, but whatever.

Top 5 Gainers:

Joshiwa - 1,349
lilhunter03 - 1,096
NEVR - 1,012
pwroftheseagoat - 972
aldlv - 858

Congratulations, Portal-robots!

Special Congratulatory list:

Top gainers, repeat offenders: NEVR (5), lilhunter03 (5), pwroftheseagoat (4).

Congratulations!

Top 3 biggest average rises: aldlv (+26.3), Shanus (+20.3), PenguinLink (+18.7).

Might be here next update, I'll try to get more B/P. Master Sergeant, here I come!

Random word: Fortuitous

Congratulations on... finding a random word! =P

No.## || [Total B/P points] || [Gain] || [Gain/day] || [Gain rise/drop] || [Name, Rank]
29 || [ 07045 ] || [ 0387 ] || [ 27.6 ] || [ +15.0 ] || PossiblePancakes, Master Sergeant
30 || [ 06579 ] || [ 0522 ] || [ 37.2 ] || [ +09.8 ] || Sir-Nuts, Staff Sergeant
31 || [ 06290 ] || [ 0372 ] || [ 26.6 ] || [ -07.7 ] || AnalPenguinFarming, Staff Sergeant

I liked the addition of the rank and the position changes, great job!

Hmmm... rose my advantage from AnalPenguinFarming and I'm closer to pass PossiblePancakes... interesting.

*Salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 16:30:12


At 3/12/08 11:32 AM, Mendou wrote: Now if only i reach level 20....

I'll get there by this weekend.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 17:50:48


At 3/12/08 07:00 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/11/08 08:56 PM, aldlv wrote: the only thing you forgot was the link to the previous update
Sorry about that, guys.

just 3 thing?... well... is not so much... XD
was a nice update sir..

At 3/12/08 10:52 AM, Shanus wrote: Well at least you acknowledged the fact you made them, and sure first updates the hardest, don't worry about it :P

yep they are...
I think I did like 3
the first one was hard.. I made it with a calculator XD... the others wre pretty easy.. because.. Stero gave me his Excel database...
you just add the new number of points... & click the button...
was so easy... XD

Anyway on another note, so I thought I'd take this week and B/P my brains out. And so far it's worked. My lowest points this week has been 50, which I got on Saturday...

I usualy made like 30 or 40 during the week... and In the weekend... almost 100 each day... XD

At 3/12/08 11:32 AM, Mendou wrote: I reached the first of the gold badges the other night. Somehow i feel accomplished.

congrats... another officer here... (yep... now I know what does it means.. XD)

CAN'T STOP NOW.

that happends... &.. you will enter the top 300 on went reaching your next lvl... (almost...)

Now if only i reach level 20....that pipe would look good with this badge.

just one more week... (am I right...?)

At 3/12/08 12:35 PM, Joshiwa wrote: Congrats!!! Too bad you are in the 19-21 range, those levels are ugly. I know how you feel B/Ping is like an addiction. You B/P fiend :P

lvl 21 make me laugh... is kind of cool...

Well Shanus I can't wait for a nice B/P competition, its always fun. Motivation!!!

I like that kind of motivation...

btw... lilhunter03 really got some advantage now...
I'm rank 293 he is 290.... damn... 3 rank... Not fair
Is going to be so hard to pass him again...

At 3/12/08 02:48 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: aldlv made a a sig, yay! It's very simple, but I didn't want anything very complicated., just a small sig.

I'm glad you llike it... but... I think is TOO simple...
I was hoping you chose some of the others (more colorful & more interesting) sig I send you... XD
but... was cool... to make it
I think I'm going to start doing sigs

I almost broke my toe, because I hit it soo hard on the cupboard that it got purple and started bleeding. Urgh, it still hurts.

ouch...

Top 5 Gainers:
Congratulations, Portal-robots!

XD...
hi... my name is aldlv, and I am a computer program that like to vote 0... ha, ha, ha...

lol.. that was very stupid...
At 3/12/08 04:30 PM, TwilightFox wrote:
At 3/12/08 11:32 AM, Mendou wrote: Now if only i reach level 20....
I'll get there by this weekend.

ehm... who are you???

well... the portal is kind of slow right now... not much activity
so... I think I will start reviewing a little bit
*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 18:57:13


At 3/12/08 05:50 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/12/08 10:52 AM, Shanus wrote: Anyway on another note, so I thought I'd take this week and B/P my brains out. And so far it's worked. My lowest points this week has been 50, which I got on Saturday...
I usualy made like 30 or 40 during the week... and In the weekend... almost 100 each day... XD

I usualy get 50 to 60 for weekdays and about 60 - 70 B/P for the weekends.

btw... lilhunter03 really got some advantage now...
I'm rank 293 he is 290.... damn... 3 rank... Not fair
Is going to be so hard to pass him again...

Hopefully I'll have enough so I'll be able to stay ahead for the weekend. Since last time that's how you passed me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 19:18:20


Im just curious as to how long it will take me to get to corporal?, as i vote on five flash movies and more How long to you have to on newgrounds to level up.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 19:23:07


At 3/12/08 06:57 PM, lilhunter03 wrote: Hopefully I'll have enough so I'll be able to stay ahead for the weekend. Since last time that's how you passed me.

haha...
yes... I would love to see your face when you realize I passed you... XD
just kidding...

At 3/12/08 07:18 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Im just curious as to how long it will take me to get to corporal?, as i vote on five flash movies and more How long to you have to on newgrounds to level up.

??? !!!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 19:41:43


At 3/12/08 07:18 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Im just curious as to how long it will take me to get to corporal?, as i vote on five flash movies and more How long to you have to on newgrounds to level up.

Are you on NGlog? How many B/Ps are you averaging a day? Find that out and you can do the math to figure it out soldier.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 20:31:22


At 3/12/08 05:50 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/12/08 04:30 PM, TwilightFox wrote: I'll get there by this weekend.
ehm... who are you???

TwilightFox, of course. :3

Nice to meet you. :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 20:43:02


At 3/12/08 08:31 PM, TwilightFox wrote:
At 3/12/08 05:50 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/12/08 04:30 PM, TwilightFox wrote: I'll get there by this weekend.
ehm... who are you???
TwilightFox, of course. :3

Nice to meet you. :D

ehmmm... nice to meet you...
why are you posting here?
(yes... I'm curious about that...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 22:19:44


At 3/12/08 08:43 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/12/08 08:31 PM, TwilightFox wrote:
At 3/12/08 05:50 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 3/12/08 04:30 PM, TwilightFox wrote: I'll get there by this weekend.
ehm... who are you???
TwilightFox, of course. :3

Nice to meet you. :D
ehmmm... nice to meet you...
why are you posting here?
(yes... I'm curious about that...)

It's cool; he's one of the better 07ers, if not the best one. Hell, he probably has more command over a thread than me, some one from 05.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 22:37:40


At 3/12/08 10:19 PM, TheThing wrote:
ehmmm... nice to meet you...
why are you posting here?
(yes... I'm curious about that...)
It's cool; he's one of the better 07ers, if not the best one. Hell, he probably has more command over a thread than me, some one from 05.

what about me... I'm not the coolest ngers of 2007... lol XD
I know I'm not...

but... he is not a Private... he is no even a police officer... well...
is ok...

btw...
I found...
STOLEN http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 9874

original http://www.nick.com/games/nick_games/spo ngebob/sb_bustup.jhtml


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-12 23:50:12


STOLEN http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 9874

original http://www.nick.com/games/nick_games/spo ngebob/sb_bustup.jhtml

it happends again (was the same guy...)

Stolen http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 9882

OIriginal http://www.gamevera.com/games/action/Sti ck-Trinity-2629.html
c'mon
that guy is a joke... I just have to copy/paste the name of the Flash on google & I found the original...
what an idiot

sorry double post

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 00:53:47


Justice has been served twice in a row. Hopefully there won't be a c-c-c-combo breaker.


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by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 07:32:17


Important:

If anyone signed up to the EGB forums as megatrendsZ, please identify yourself here, as I'm not sure if it's spam or not. If no one does in a day or so, I'll deny the validation.

Just a reminder (although most everyone here has signed up to the forums already): if you sign up to the forums, be sure to use your real NG alias and mention that you're signing up in this thread, so I can be sure I'm validating the member I think I am.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 15:36:41


At 3/13/08 01:48 PM, Mendou wrote: 20 is decent.

I started as a level 20 after the redesign, so I'm a bit more fond of it than a lot of people.

But yeah, i'v been serious about my b/p as of late. But man...gonna take another month i bet before i rank up again.

Heh, just wait until you get to the higher ranks. 2,000 point gaps between each B/P rank is a bit arduous, as I've found out lately.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 16:02:05


At 3/12/08 10:37 PM, aldlv wrote:
what about me... I'm not the coolest ngers of 2007... lol XD
I know I'm not...

You're probably the most active 07 user in B/P, definately. You're already in the top 300 within 8 months here!

but... he is not a Private... he is no even a police officer... well...
is ok...

I have a doubt, what does it take to become a Guardsman? I mean, which rank do you have to be to become one?

At 3/13/08 03:36 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/13/08 01:48 PM, Mendou wrote: 20 is decent.
I started as a level 20 after the redesign, so I'm a bit more fond of it than a lot of people.

Right now I'm on level 19 (yeah, I leveled up and completely forgot about it...) and I find it way better than the spikey plank I had. But what's wrong with level 20? I find it better than this pipe of mine.

But yeah, i'v been serious about my b/p as of late. But man...gonna take another month i bet before i rank up again.
Heh, just wait until you get to the higher ranks. 2,000 point gaps between each B/P rank is a bit arduous, as I've found out lately.

Speaking of B/P, I logged my stats on NG Log today (changed my habit of logging there again) and, once again, I got more Blams than saves in a 8-day period. Interesting...
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Tomorrow I won't be very active here because I'll do a decisive English exam. That exam will determinate if I can or not do the Cambridge exam in June. If I pass tomorrow's exam, then my teacher will give me permission to do it. If I don't pass... well, I don't know. It'll prove if my English sucks or not. I pray to God it doesn't.

Wish me luck!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 16:03:04


At 3/13/08 03:36 PM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/13/08 01:48 PM, Mendou wrote:
But yeah, i'v been serious about my b/p as of late. But man...gonna take another month i bet before i rank up again.
Heh, just wait until you get to the higher ranks. 2,000 point gaps between each B/P rank is a bit arduous, as I've found out lately.

Oh so true. I am 69 away from Colonel and its taking forever. But once I get that next 2,000 gap its going to be hard to get motivated again.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 16:25:55


At 3/13/08 04:02 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: I have a doubt, what does it take to become a Guardsman? I mean, which rank do you have to be to become one?

Security Guard I think is the lowest, considering you have to be a part of the NGPD to be a Guardsman. Correct me if I'm wrong on that, Slash. I think the NGPD recruits users from the rank of Security Guard, though, right?

Right now I'm on level 19 (yeah, I leveled up and completely forgot about it...) and I find it way better than the spikey plank I had. But what's wrong with level 20? I find it better than this pipe of mine.

18 is better than 19, IMO. 19 is just a crappy tire iron. I do think 20 is better than 19, though, but then again I think most of the level icons are better than 19 :P

Speaking of B/P, I logged my stats on NG Log today (changed my habit of logging there again) and, once again, I got more Blams than saves in a 8-day period. Interesting...

I've gotten about the same for today, but there's been a lot of crappy submissions coming through the portal. I've given out a lot more 0's lately.

Wish me luck!

Good luck!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 19:43:51


STOLEN from Here


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 19:57:13


At 3/13/08 07:43 PM, Peregrinus wrote: STOLEN from Here

Finally, I was able to get one.

Also (so I don't get called for a 1-liner), for those who care (I'm sure most of you don't) expect my newest story to come out definitely by the end of next week.