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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 21:54:06


At 3/13/08 07:43 PM, Peregrinus wrote: STOLEN from Here

Dammit... Passed. Tip: if you find a rule-breaking submission, don't just bring it here. The whistle-whores at Rage's in Wi/Ht love to see stolen Flash in thier thread, so they can blow their whistles on it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 22:01:10


At 3/13/08 09:54 PM, SoulMaster71 wrote:
At 3/13/08 07:43 PM, Peregrinus wrote: STOLEN from Here
Dammit... Passed. Tip: if you find a rule-breaking submission, don't just bring it here. The whistle-whores at Rage's in Wi/Ht love to see stolen Flash in thier thread, so they can blow their whistles on it.

Sorry to DP, and sorry about using my alt, but disregard that. The author's site who submitted that says www.playza.com whence that submission came... So maybe it wasn't stolen. If it was, someone at Rage's probably would have noticed it anyway. So chances are it was the actual author.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-13 22:07:09


At 3/13/08 04:25 PM, NEVR wrote: Security Guard I think is the lowest, considering you have to be a part of the NGPD to be a Guardsman. Correct me if I'm wrong on that, Slash. I think the NGPD recruits users from the rank of Security Guard, though, right?

For now, yes. Guardsman rank is given to those from the NGPD who are actively working towards becoming a Private and joining the EGB in the future. Anyone who wants to join eventually can post here as a guest, but Guardsman is, at least currently, strictly for NGPD'ers (as they've already had a basic security check and all).


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 01:44:29


So I should post here most often and I'm sorry for that, but I'm really tryin to just get my blam points up, any tips?
\\\Salutes

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 06:34:37


At 3/14/08 01:44 AM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: So I should post here most often and I'm sorry for that, but I'm really tryin to just get my blam points up, any tips?

Not really just spend more time on the portal, and if you specifically want blams, just seek out the submissions that don't deserve to pass judgment.

It's really just about maximizing the time you spend on the portal. You should look into getting Portal Guard if you don't already have it. It tells you when new submissions enter the portal, so you don't have to keep checking every so often, and never miss a vote.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 10:16:56


Hey guys, I just wanted to tell you that I got a promotion!
Colonel Joshiwa

*salutes*

sexy badge

The Elite Guard Barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 10:26:17


I'd like to bring a scarcely discussed topic to the table, Ladies & Gents:

Sk8erGirl14 has recently undergone a name swap with R3dF0x and as a result, Sk8erGirl now has a vastly inflated stock of statistics.

It's causing quite a stir in the Wi/Ht ranks. Should this ever arise, would we allow her access to the EGB? I'd personally say nay, as while she does meet the credentials for joining the ranks, she has achieved the vast majority of those stats from the name change.

The current claim is that R3dF0x is her brother, who doesn't use the account any more. The name change was arranged through Wade, but in the defence of my case, when poxpower famously had his username stolen, back in 2004 / 05, the new account didn't gain the moderator powers or stats. Why should this be any different?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 10:45:04


At 3/14/08 10:16 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hey guys, I just wanted to tell you that I got a promotion!
Colonel Joshiwa

*salutes*
sexy badge

Congratulations man. I'm still currently 1,192 away from Colonel. Slowly but surely...

At 3/14/08 10:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: Sk8erGirl14 has recently undergone a name swap with R3dF0x and as a result, Sk8erGirl now has a vastly inflated stock of statistics.

Indeed, indeed.

It's causing quite a stir in the Wi/Ht ranks. Should this ever arise, would we allow her access to the EGB? I'd personally say nay, as while she does meet the credentials for joining the ranks, she has achieved the vast majority of those stats from the name change.

Well, considering I'm against even allowing her to be on the pentalist update as 'Sk8erGirl14', I'd say no. The stats aren't hers, and even though the rank on her original account was Corporal, I think it shows a certain degree of treachery in her personality - that she's willing to take credit for achievements that someone else has worked their ass off for.

The current claim is that R3dF0x is her brother, who doesn't use the account any more. The name change was arranged through Wade, but in the defence of my case, when poxpower famously had his username stolen, back in 2004 / 05, the new account didn't gain the moderator powers or stats. Why should this be any different?

Exactly - she didn't earn the Level 30 Supreme Commander status, so why should we give her credit for it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 11:01:06


At 3/14/08 10:45 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/14/08 10:16 AM, Joshiwa wrote:

Congratulations man. I'm still currently 1,192 away from Colonel. Slowly but surely...

Thanks


At 3/14/08 10:26 AM, Coop83 wrote:

I agree with everything guys. I'm not so pissed off that she changed names, its the fact that she goes around acting like she got all of those stats herself. I work my ass off for everything I have and she has no right to change an account then reap the awards of the former user. Wade should of given her the account change but then erased all of the stats.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 11:17:55


At 3/14/08 11:01 AM, Joshiwa wrote:
I agree with everything guys. I'm not so pissed off that she changed names, its the fact that she goes around acting like she got all of those stats herself. I work my ass off for everything I have and she has no right to change an account then reap the awards of the former user. Wade should of given her the account change but then erased all of the stats.

I see where all you guys are coming from, though I don't think the account should be removed from any lists as technically the account deserves to be there, even if the person behind it doesn't. But how is this different from getting other people to deposit for you, which A LOT of people do? Or having multiple people use one account (which I know a number of users do, including some well known ones), or even how our very own pwroftheseagoat has help B/Ping when he is away? In all of these cases some of the stats (in some cases a large amount of them) were compiled by other users and not the real owner of the account, the only difference is they (mostly) don't go preaching about how they did all the work themselves. So she changed the account name to that of another account... that really doesn't make any difference as not long ago everyone could change their account names- take X-naut as an example. That name once belonged to somebody else.

I guess I just don't see what the big deal is, especially if what she says is true and she has been sharing the account for years anyway!

I reckon I'm actually in the minority as a user that has compiled every single point/post/review on this account myself, even sacrificing EXP deposits (fairly frequently recently) to maintain an unblemished record of my activity on this site.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 12:50:30


As for entry into the Barracks, if she applies? I think it should only even be considered with her original account. I don't care what she claims, I would want to be absolutely sure.

Unlikely that she'd apply, and even more unlikely that there'd be enough support for me to allow it, but just in case. It's not just about stats in the EGB, it's about attitude. And from what I've seen, there's a bit of an attitude problem with her, truth or not.

In any case, I don't really care. Doubt it'll ever happen anyway. fgsfds


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 14:15:30


STOLEN entry from HERE. Indicators: different name, no site link, just signed up today, and email doesnt match.


Audio / Forum / Games & Movies Moderator. Flag stolen content, don't be a dingus.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 14:23:35


As you say, it's unlikely that she'll apply. It's not like she gives a fuck.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 16:00:49


At 3/14/08 06:34 AM, NEVR wrote:
At 3/14/08 01:44 AM, Pinoyguy75 wrote: So I should post here most often and I'm sorry for that, but I'm really tryin to just get my blam points up, any tips?
Not really just spend more time on the portal, and if you specifically want blams, just seek out the submissions that don't deserve to pass judgment.

It's really just about maximizing the time you spend on the portal. You should look into getting Portal Guard if you don't already have it. It tells you when new submissions enter the portal, so you don't have to keep checking every so often, and never miss a vote.

Yea I have it, I just need to spend more time on the portal thanks. Congratulations Joshiwa, that is a sexy badge! As far as the name swapping goes, I think its fine for them to use the account as long as they don't claim that they earned those stats.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 17:31:13


At 3/13/08 04:02 PM, Sir-Nuts wrote: You're probably the most active 07 user in B/P, definately. You're already in the top 300 within 8 months here!

well... maybe... XD

Tomorrow I won't be very active here because I'll do a decisive English exam...

Wish me luck!

luck!!!

At 3/14/08 10:16 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hey guys, I just wanted to tell you that I got a promotion!
Colonel Joshiwa

*salutes*

wow... colonel joshiwa
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 19:50:13


Going away tommorow for a week... BAI NAO!

At 3/14/08 10:26 AM, Coop83 wrote: I'd like to bring a scarcely discussed topic to the table, Ladies & Gents:

Well, if she hasn't asked to join yet then.... well there isn't much hassle.

As for her going on the penta and list Redfox's name should be there.

At 3/14/08 10:16 AM, Joshiwa wrote: Hey guys, I just wanted to tell you that I got a promotion!
Colonel Joshiwa

*salutes*

Congrats Colonel Joshiwa on you'r....... SHINY!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 21:38:18


Hey guys !!

Just passing by to tell you I'm still a member of the EGB, and also to ask you guys... is it me or is there a lot of porly animated sticks flash UJ right now? Did I really stop blamming and protecting for that long? Did the Portal changed that much ??? :O

Anyway.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 21:44:50


At 3/14/08 09:38 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys !!

Just passing by to tell you I'm still a member of the EGB, and also to ask you guys... is it me or is there a lot of porly animated sticks flash UJ right now? Did I really stop blamming and protecting for that long? Did the Portal changed that much ??? :O

ehm... yep... now is blam time... XD
I'm not sure how to explain that.. but...
I'm very happy about this =D

Anyway.

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salute...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 21:59:53


I'm a noob can i join?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:04:14


At 3/14/08 09:38 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys !!

Hey


Just passing by to tell you I'm still a member of the EGB, and also to ask you guys... is it me or is there a lot of porly animated sticks flash UJ right now? Did I really stop blamming and protecting for that long? Did the Portal changed that much ??? :O

There has always been poorly drawn stick animation in the portal, you just happened to come across the portal when it was flooded with them. You should start B/Ping again and the portal is the same as its always been.


Anyway.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:10:45


C'mon can i join or not?!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:11:10


At 3/14/08 11:17 AM, Sentio wrote: I reckon I'm actually in the minority as a user that has compiled every single point/post/review on this account myself, even sacrificing EXP deposits (fairly frequently recently) to maintain an unblemished record of my activity on this site.

Me too. Thats why Im only lvl 24... cus I stopped coming to NG for like 3 or 4 years.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:23:05


At 3/14/08 10:10 PM, freak66 wrote: C'mon can i join or not?!

Sorry civilian you do not have sufficient amount of B/P points to join. Tho you can enter the portal where you can vote on the under judgment flashes where 0 to 1 is a blam and 2 to 5 is a save. When you get a total of 400 B/Ps (security guard) you can join the NGPD but as of this moment they are not taking any new members because they are eventually going to open a new thread.

If you are able to join the NGPD you have a chance to join us as a Guardsmen, but not a full member. When you have a total of 2,500 B/Ps then you may be up for discussion to join our ranks.

Good luck


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:25:02


At 3/14/08 10:10 PM, freak66 wrote: C'mon can i join or not?!

To be considered for the Elite Guard Barracks, you must be of Private rank or higher (2500+ B/P), and have an intact whistle (Normal or higher).

Anyone over the rank of Security Guard (400+ B/P) can apply to the Newgrounds Police Headquarters, where they can work on their B/P'ing, whistling, and other skills until they reach Private.

Therefore unfortunately you do not meet the requirements to join the EGB just yet, but with patience and hard work in the portal you will be here before you know it!

If you have any questions about Newgrounds, the NGPD/EGB, or anything, feel free to PM me or Slashfirestorm (our recruitment officer), we are more than happy to help (though I am in Spain for most of the next week, so don't expect a quick reply from me!)

To advance upon that, feel free to check out the EGB FAQ linked in my sig to find out more about what this club is about.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:31:21


At 3/14/08 10:04 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
At 3/14/08 09:38 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Hey guys !!
Hey

Just passing by to tell you I'm still a member of the EGB, and also to ask you guys... is it me or is there a lot of porly animated sticks flash UJ right now? Did I really stop blamming and protecting for that long? Did the Portal changed that much ??? :O
There has always been poorly drawn stick animation in the portal, you just happened to come across the portal when it was flooded with them. You should start B/Ping again and the portal is the same as its always been.

Same as its always been ? you must be kidding me !!!
If you can get the number of blams I have right now in less than 5 years, than your a freak who's always online... There is not way to blame anything anymore. The flash standards we're pretty high before, and no crap was admitted on Newgrounds.
But since the last Clock Day... the protect happy mentality have stayed in all users minds...

Anyway, I hope that things will change, cause nobody enjoys a poor animated flash... or spam shit...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:46:02


At 3/14/08 10:31 PM, HeavenDuff wrote:

There has always been poorly drawn stick animation in the portal, you just happened to come across the portal when it was flooded with them. You should start B/Ping again and the portal is the same as its always been.
Same as its always been ? you must be kidding me !!!
If you can get the number of blams I have right now in less than 5 years, than your a freak who's always online... There is not way to blame anything anymore. The flash standards we're pretty high before, and no crap was admitted on Newgrounds.
But since the last Clock Day... the protect happy mentality have stayed in all users minds...

Anyway, I hope that things will change, cause nobody enjoys a poor animated flash... or spam shit...

Ha, then you are calling a bunch of people a freak since ya know I have way more blams than you for instance. You took the "same as its always been" line way to literally and as for no crap submitted to Newgrounds what about the infamous B? That was and is total crap.

I have to agree that the save happy mentality is here for right now but i vote 0 on the spam yet I still usually have twice as many saves as blams. I just think because of Newgrounds getting bigger and bigger that more quality flashes are finding their way here. Who knows I could be wrong.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 22:57:06


Hey, everyone!

Whats up?

Me, well...i said before that I might be absent for a bit since of this game thats got me hooked up on it (Super Smash Bros. Brawl).

I unlocked pretty much everything but I'm still missing stuff.

Pretty good game but the SubSpace Emissary is the real down fall :(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 23:35:34


At 3/14/08 10:46 PM, Joshiwa wrote:
Ha, then you are calling a bunch of people a freak since ya know I have way more blams than you for instance. You took the "same as its always been" line way to literally and as for no crap submitted to Newgrounds what about the infamous B? That was and is total crap.

I didn't look at your profile before posting. But I was not talking about you, but more about new users that would like to increase their B/P points. Well yeah, but only a few spam crews were able to do this in the past :P


I have to agree that the save happy mentality is here for right now but i vote 0 on the spam yet I still usually have twice as many saves as blams. I just think because of Newgrounds getting bigger and bigger that more quality flashes are finding their way here. Who knows I could be wrong.

mmm, people vote high on stuff that will never be watched by anyone again on Newgrounds, just because it's not a 100% crap :P
But maybe there is more good flash animations today :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 23:38:31


sir! i can hanlde a gun, melee very good and i would to join!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2008-03-14 23:50:35


At 3/14/08 11:38 PM, kidd25 wrote: sir! i can hanlde a gun, melee very good and i would to join!

"That Video Is Not Available In Your Country"....?

Umm.... what country are you from?


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