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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 16:36:25


Blams: 4351
Saves: 2618
Total B/P points: 6969
Total B/P points acquired today: 103
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Master Sergeant (31 until next grade)

So basically, give me an hour or two :P

and to the newer club members: You can use the NG Log instead of actually counting/estimating how many you get ;)


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 16:38:23


At 7/25/06 04:06 PM, arianna1 wrote: Hey, I have a question about something that just happened on the Portal and has me confused. Perhaps one of the more computer savvy people here can clear it up. I watched one of the Sunshine submissions, specifically the 'Pacific Ocean' one and voted to blam, giving it a 0. Oddly, the Saviour video for 'you were the one to **save** this submission started playing. I did not vote to save it, I gave it a ZERO. Why did that happen? If anyone knows, please enlighten me. Thanks.

Rofl, I've had that happen to me a couple times.
I've voted 5 and got a blam movie, and voted 0 and got a save movie.
It just means it has a low score, so your vote doesn't even matter, or it means it has such a high score it doesn't matter, because you're the last vote.


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 16:59:52


and to the newer club members: You can use the NG Log instead of actually counting/estimating how many you get ;)

Thanks. I had forgotten about that site.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 17:00:16


At 7/25/06 04:06 PM, arianna1 wrote: Hey, I have a question about something that just happened on the Portal and has me confused. Perhaps one of the more computer savvy people here can clear it up. I watched one of the Sunshine submissions, specifically the 'Pacific Ocean' one and voted to blam, giving it a 0. Oddly, the Saviour video for 'you were the one to **save** this submission started playing. I did not vote to save it, I gave it a ZERO. Why did that happen? If anyone knows, please enlighten me. Thanks.

It's happened before, it's basically living proof your vote doesn't matter, just like in real life. The score of the movie wouldn't fall beneath the blam red line when you blammed it, there for as the 200th voter, you saved it. Second note, their movies do pass,because of greedy NG users, which many can be found at the top of the B/P ranks. Many have sold out to the greed. Little can be done about it.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 17:15:48


At 7/25/06 04:06 PM, arianna1 wrote: Hey, I have a question about something that just happened on the Portal and has me confused. Perhaps one of the more computer savvy people here can clear it up. I watched one of the Sunshine submissions, specifically the 'Pacific Ocean' one and voted to blam, giving it a 0.

Also, even if you dont like the Sunshine crew, vote 2, you'll get an easy protect point. It's gonna pass anyway, so why not get an easy point with it

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 17:21:36


At 7/25/06 05:15 PM, El_Master wrote: Also, even if you dont like the Sunshine crew, vote 2, you'll get an easy protect point. It's gonna pass anyway, so why not get an easy point with it

That's the reason most people hate us El_master. Some of us actually base on quality rather just getting the point. I could probably be at the next ranks If I did it just for points. So, you're basically just making their accusations stronger, so straighten up, got it?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 17:30:46


At 7/25/06 05:15 PM, El_Master wrote:
At 7/25/06 04:06 PM, arianna1 wrote: Hey, I have a question about something that just happened on the Portal and has me confused. Perhaps one of the more computer savvy people here can clear it up. I watched one of the Sunshine submissions, specifically the 'Pacific Ocean' one and voted to blam, giving it a 0.
Also, even if you dont like the Sunshine crew, vote 2, you'll get an easy protect point. It's gonna pass anyway, so why not get an easy point with it

Dude, SCREW that. If it sucks (like ALL Sunshine Crew's stuff does) BLAM IT. If people weren't so greedy for a stinking point these things would turn into blam points.

It's pretty upsetting hearing someone say that, actually.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 17:41:17


At 7/25/06 05:15 PM, El_Master wrote: Also, even if you dont like the Sunshine crew, vote 2, you'll get an easy protect point. It's gonna pass anyway, so why not get an easy point with it

I will not tell you how to vote, but if you ever tell another user how to vote, I swear by everything in the underworld, you will regret it. Do I make myself crystal fuckin' clear?

Also, my AIM crashed again because some one who is unknown yet tried to IM me. Can't you people read, my AIM sucks, PM me or use bloody MSN.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 18:15:56


Advanced Congrats to Mad-Cow for his new badge Elite Guard Sergeant Major, since he needs about 15 more b/p and and there's 20 movies UJ :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 18:18:55


At 7/25/06 06:15 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Advanced Congrats to Mad-Cow for his new badge Elite Guard Sergeant Major, since he needs about 15 more b/p and and there's 20 movies UJ :P

Advanced congrats to Mad-Cow with advanced hooker with advanced accidental pregnancy. D:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-25 19:21:58


At 7/25/06 06:18 PM, -MetalDart- wrote:
At 7/25/06 06:15 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: Advanced Congrats to Mad-Cow for his new badge Elite Guard Sergeant Major, since he needs about 15 more b/p and and there's 20 movies UJ :P
Advanced congrats to Mad-Cow with advanced hooker with advanced accidental pregnancy. D:

mmm

The Elite Guard Barracks


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 00:01:17


Blams: 4387
Saves: 2641
Total B/P points: 7028
Total B/P points acquired today: 162
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant Major (972 until next grade)

I actually only got 59, I don't know why the NG Log sometimes does stuff like this :[

to play with my fragile emotions?

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 00:03:39


Daily Report 7/25:

Start: 23,033 blams. 8,361 saves.
End: 23,079 blams. 8,380 saves.
Overall: 46 blams. 19 saves. (Total: 65)

Total b/p: 31,459.

Salute.


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 00:06:04


End of Day Report for 7-25-06

Blams: 2432
Saves: 1203
Total B/P points: 3635
Total B/P points acquired today: 42
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Sergeant (365 until next grade)

Thanks for explaining how a vote of 0 ended up saving a submission. It's frustrating, isn't it? Still, I will not give a pass to a submission that I think is junk. I'd probably be at least 2 ranks higher by now if I took easy points. Integrity..somedays it feels like that's all I have left.

Good hunting everyone!

Salute!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 00:15:45


Daily Report For 7/25/06

Start: 14,730 Blams/7,721 Saves
End: 14,774 Blams/7,762 Saves
Total: 44 Blams/41 Saves (85 Total)

Next Rank: 964 Until Lieutenant General

Congratulations to Mad-Cow for making Sergeant Major

Good Hunting, Everyone.

*Salute*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 00:50:39



REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 01:18:15


At 7/26/06 12:50 AM, Mad-Cow wrote: Fucking Stolen

Original

Damn..too slow..

Daily Report

Blams: 2796
Saves: 1618
Total B/P points: 4414
Total B/P points acquired today: 56+15 UJ movies right now so =71
B/P Badge: Elite Guard Staff Sergeant (586 until next grade)
B/P Rank: #720 (+13 move since last log)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 01:48:13


At 7/25/06 05:41 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I will not tell you how to vote, but if you ever tell another user how to vote, I swear by everything in the underworld, you will regret it. Do I make myself crystal fuckin' clear?

Well hello there sunshine. Good to know you havn't softened up at all. Not like we would expect anything else from you. Good to see you keeping it up.

Yeah, I'm not dead. I am sure none of you actually care though. No love around here. I have just been really busy the last couple days. Sorry about the absence. I have read through all the pagesand am caught up though. I try to never miss a thing.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 02:42:00


At 7/26/06 01:48 AM, Turkeybean wrote: Well hello there sunshine. Good to know you havn't softened up at all. Not like we would expect anything else from you. Good to see you keeping it up.

Of course not, also check your PM inbox. And later today, same applies to all barracks members.

Yeah, I'm not dead. I am sure none of you actually care though. No love around here. I have just been really busy the last couple days. Sorry about the absence. I have read through all the pagesand am caught up though. I try to never miss a thing.

Good, we could use you. I was worried about you, look a page back, I asked where you were...We miss you. Now get back to work.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 02:50:48


At 7/25/06 05:21 PM, -MetalDart- wrote: That's the reason most people hate us El_master. Some of us actually base on quality rather just getting the point. I could probably be at the next ranks If I did it just for points. So, you're basically just making their accusations stronger, so straighten up, got it?

Yeah well it's gonna pass anyways

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 02:52:33


At 7/24/06 05:01 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: And somebody find Turk, he has his word to live up to...

Bloody hell, like I wouldever go back on my word. I may run over it a couple of tims, but never go back on it. Besides, you think this bunch can ever find me? We don't have an intel. officer so how do you propose they do that eh? Ha, they couldn't even find myMySpace, silly rabbit. Good to be around, it certainly looks like this place could use some life.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 02:52:52


At 7/26/06 02:50 AM, El_Master wrote: Yeah well it's gonna pass anyways

That isn't the point at all, if you keep acting like this I will have to suspend you. Dammit, read and follow the blasted rules. You can't say that stuff, no one can. this is by far your last warning. Wake up.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 06:06:43


*grin* Sooner than you think, my friends. All I can say is continue to keep an eye on the portal.

leaves with cryptic message lingering in the air...

Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 07:26:52


Blams: 5397
Saves: 3441
Total B/P points: 8838
Total B/P points acquired today: 41

Ok, kind of slow


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 07:29:52


At 7/26/06 06:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: *grin* Sooner than you think, my friends. All I can say is continue to keep an eye on the portal.

leaves with cryptic message lingering in the air...

SLASH!! What's up my friend, hope you will be back soon, we missed your spammy ways...kind of.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 08:15:35


At 7/25/06 11:24 AM, mr_trivia wrote: 7/25/06 Report - As of 0945 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #454 +1 from yesterday
Blams: 4072 +6 from yesterday
Saves: 2347 +2 from yesterday
Next Rank: 581 points until Sergeant Major

7/26/06 Report - As of 0730 Hours:
Blam/Protect Rank #455 -1 from yesterday
Blams: 4081 +9 from yesterday
Saves: 2351 +4 from yesterday
Next Rank: 568 points until Sergeant Major


Jack of all trades, Master of none

Head Scientist of NG Mafia

& proud member of Anime Club

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 08:20:54


At 7/26/06 06:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: *grin* Sooner than you think, my friends. All I can say is continue to keep an eye on the portal.

HOORAY! You're back! So, Slash.... awww man, I've missed you! It's been a while since you and one of your crazy antics. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 08:37:55


Coop83 Report 26.07.06
Blams: 9,833 (+20)
Saves: 4,454 (+8)
Total: 14,287 (+28)

At 7/25/06 09:20 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Alcohol, it's making him see and things that are from reality...

That's not alcohol...

At 7/25/06 03:55 PM, El_Master wrote: Flagged.

Come on man, you know better than to post one word replies to posts.

At 7/25/06 04:06 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: Just a note, my AIM isn't working (great...) but my MSN messenger is so if any one wants to IM me for now while I try and fix this crap, PM me for the e-mail...

I would, but I'm being anti-social (working in the office and appearing offline)

At 7/25/06 04:36 PM, Mad-Cow wrote: and to the newer club members: You can use the NG Log instead of actually counting/estimating how many you get ;)

Yes, but every now and again, the NG Log crashes. Pen and paper runs out, but it's a lot easier to get more (4 yard walk to the stationery cupboard)

At 7/25/06 05:15 PM, El_Master wrote: Also, even if you dont like the Sunshine crew, vote 2, you'll get an easy protect point. It's gonna pass anyway, so why not get an easy point with it

I think you should just leave. This is definately not the attitude that we expect of our members and you've been here long enough to learn this and still you haven't.

At 7/25/06 05:41 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I will not tell you how to vote, but if you ever tell another user how to vote, I swear by everything in the underworld, you will regret it. Do I make myself crystal fuckin' clear?

Yeah, vote on how you want to, but try not to be too much of a stat whore (Hell, we all are in here)

At 7/26/06 02:50 AM, El_Master wrote: Yeah well it's gonna pass anyways

The Sunshine Crew: An organisation which uses the power of mass voting to get its flashes past judgement. The EG Barracks: An organisation which aims to end such underhanded tactics as massed voting, by voting what the flash truly deserves on each and every flash which comes under judgement. Phantom has already said his piece, but if I were you, I'd get yourself a mirror and take a long hard look at yourself. Are you one of us or one of them?

At 7/26/06 06:06 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: *grin* Sooner than you think, my friends. All I can say is continue to keep an eye on the portal.

Welcome back, Slash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 08:49:53


I don't have much to say but I fully agree with Coop on all matters

DEFCON 3, regular active portal.


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I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-07-26 09:09:54


At 7/26/06 08:49 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: I don't have much to say but I fully agree with Coop on all matters

I read through the stuff this morning and the damn interned disconnected beofre I could get it posted. Now angry, I had a real rant.


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