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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 16:08:54


lol im teh latrine cleaner here to scrape teh ShiT OfFa YoUr ShoES BuT ONLy IF jOO MaKE me gEneRAL


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 16:10:18


At 10/5/06 04:02 PM, Peregrinus wrote: What the hell... the chevrons changed directions. Was that your doing?

lol, I got something wrong, so I hit reset and it turned into & g t ; _ & g t ; . So I just took a guess.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 16:15:54


At 10/5/06 04:10 PM, Phantom wrote: lol, I got something wrong, so I hit reset and it turned into & g t ; _ & g t ; . So I just took a guess.

Ah. Makes sense now.

At 10/5/06 04:00 PM, Phantom wrote: Hm...That could approve postponing 3 papers, I would agree even if I was the Professor...

Now that assignments are done, it's gonna be a fuuun night of booze and women. Actually.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 17:00:00


At 10/5/06 04:15 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Ah. Makes sense now.

Or does it? *que X-Files theme*, the truth is out there.

Now that assignments are done, it's gonna be a fuuun night of booze and women. Actually.

And I wasn't invited? I'll remember this...*Sniffle*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 17:27:25


At 10/5/06 05:00 PM, Phantom wrote: And I wasn't invited? I'll remember this...*Sniffle*

If you want to gtf out of Israel to come drink here in Canada, be my guest.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 17:38:31


At 10/5/06 05:27 PM, Peregrinus wrote: If you want to gtf out of Israel to come drink here in Canada, be my guest.

I am planning to move out of here eventually, I just haven't made up my mind as to where to, exactly. Though Canada isn't too bad, I guess.

jk.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 18:26:37


At 10/5/06 05:38 PM, Phantom wrote: I am planning to move out of here eventually, I just haven't made up my mind as to where to, exactly. Though Canada isn't too bad, I guess.

You should. Actually.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 18:27:27


At 10/5/06 05:27 PM, Peregrinus wrote: If you want to gtf out of Israel to come drink here in Canada, be my guest.

Drinking? In Canada?

Why do people keep forgetting to invite me?

>:(


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 18:52:04


At 10/5/06 06:27 PM, Tannerite wrote: Drinking? In Canada?
Why do people keep forgetting to invite me?

I have the perfect reasoning for that, your underage. :D

Is there a age drinking limit in Canada?

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 18:53:52


At 10/5/06 06:52 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 10/5/06 06:27 PM, Tannerite wrote: Drinking? In Canada?
Why do people keep forgetting to invite me?
I have the perfect reasoning for that, your underage. :D

Is there a age drinking limit in Canada?

There isn't in Italy!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 19:46:55


At 10/5/06 06:53 PM, Hemlok wrote:
At 10/5/06 06:52 PM, Seamonky wrote:
At 10/5/06 06:27 PM, Tannerite wrote: Drinking? In Canada?
Why do people keep forgetting to invite me?
I have the perfect reasoning for that, your underage. :D

Is there a age drinking limit in Canada?

where do i sign up at. Ill bring the party if your supply the booze

There isn't in Italy!

Voyagers, set sail!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-05 19:48:19


good ol elite guard barracks


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 00:08:28


At 10/5/06 06:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: I have the perfect reasoning for that, your underage. :D

Bah, older people keeping all the good stuff for themselves.

Also, I finally escaped the dreaded hand levels. Now I gots a bat. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 00:23:25


At 10/6/06 12:08 AM, Tannerite wrote:
At 10/5/06 06:52 PM, Seamonky wrote: I have the perfect reasoning for that, your underage. :D
Bah, older people keeping all the good stuff for themselves.

Also, I finally escaped the dreaded hand levels. Now I gots a bat. :D

Congrats on tht bat! Now you are playing with the weapons. It seems a lot of us have weapons now :D one more thing how is you flagging coming along are you staying on your toes young grasshoppers?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 00:32:57


At 10/6/06 12:23 AM, Washu-chan wrote: It seems a lot of us have weapons now :D

Only a matter of time before we have more weapons from the redesign next month. :)

one more thing how is you flagging coming along are you staying on your toes young grasshoppers?

But of course. I spend about a 15 minutes every few hours whistling. I have to keep a steady pace, if I don't want to burn myself out. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 01:23:28


At 10/6/06 12:08 AM, Tannerite wrote: Also, I finally escaped the dreaded hand levels. Now I gots a bat. :D

Congrats It will take me forever to get there... Why do I have the feeling that when the new levels come out there will be more hand icons and It will take longer to get a weapon like the bat! :(

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 04:54:08


At 10/6/06 01:23 AM, ADT wrote: Why do I have the feeling that when the new levels come out there will be more hand icons and It will take longer to get a weapon like the bat! :(

Why do I have the sinking feeling that you are right. As much as I am looking forward to the new icons, I fear the chaos they will bring. The last thing we will need is more hand icons. I am nearing level eleven on this account and already there on another, I hate it with a passion. Level eleven is one of the worst level icons in my opinion. I just want to fly through it and get to level twelve. Even though it is a hand icon, it is a lot better.

I really like what we have seen of the new levels, but who knows how far through the lsit those will be. We could get stuck with ten different versions of the lollipop for all we know. I am not looking forward to it. We have always needed new ones, I just hope it was better thought out than what they are trying to do to forum sigs. Some of the ideas they are throwing out there are starting to worry me.

Personaly I like the forums, and the site, the way it is now. Aside from the mindless group of morons posting on it, I do not see a problem. Everything I have heard is "streamline this, streamline that". I think it is going to look very futuristic, and not in a good way. I know they know what they are doing, I just feel users should have had more of a say in it. We, after all, are the ones who use the site most.

Just like with anywhere else, it is the users that make it what it is. If everyone just stopped what they do, there would be nothing left. Newgrounds really should have incorporated more user involment with the changes. I know they get activity from the users here in various ways, such as monthly voting, so why not with this? We have all been kept in the dark on thwe whole subject, it shouldn't be that way.

Not knowing what is going to happen until they throw it at us really sucks. Look at when they changed the banner buttons. That, although minor, had many flaws when it originaly hit. It just seems as though it would make more sense to ask users first, rather than try to fix it after. Why make more work for themselves when it is not needed? The whole things seems very strange to me.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 09:22:06


Hey guys ... since it's the elite guard barrack here ... may be we could start thinking about blamming the Crap Crews submissions don't you think ? I can't do it alone ... and god know there has something to be done about it ...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 09:38:10


At 10/6/06 12:08 AM, Tannerite wrote:

Also, I finally escaped the dreaded hand levels. Now I gots a bat. :D

Congrats on that, the bat is one of the best icons around these parts... In my opinion anyways.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 09:54:37


At 10/6/06 09:22 AM, Myst wrote: Hey guys ... since it's the elite guard barrack here ... may be we could start thinking about blamming the Crap Crews submissions don't you think ? I can't do it alone ... and god know there has something to be done about it ...

Problem is, whatever your opinion on any crew and their work is best not said here, as a club we wish to stay neutral, but we will not deny the freedom of speech. If you have anything to say, about any crew or anything in the context, please do so here. Thanks.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 10:20:12


Don't get me wrong, I'm not asking anyone to blindly blame anything. I'm just asking you to focus a little bit on these entries. You know ... even Wade asks us to do so (at post #4) ...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 10:30:26


At 10/6/06 10:20 AM, Myst wrote: Don't get me wrong, I'm not asking anyone to blindly blame anything. I'm just asking you to focus a little bit on these entries. You know ... even Wade asks us to do so (at post #4) ...

I'm with him phantom, we're always bitching about why crap lik the kitty krew comes end and all the other ones, (well i actually like fat badger) but anyways I agree with myst.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 10:48:04


At 10/6/06 10:30 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I'm with him phantom, we're always bitching about why crap lik the kitty krew comes end and all the other ones, (well i actually like fat badger) but anyways I agree with myst.

Hm....This whole Wade post thing does make matters different, and quite honestly, I don't know what to do next, I'll have to talk to Eagle, I mean, I like us to keep neutral but when wants users to blam stuff it's a big deal. I'll see what I can do.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 11:50:23


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 12:33:23


Eagle and I discussed the matter of neutrality in the club about flash groups and so on, the conclusion we found is too long to post here, so I direct you to section 7 of our EGB FAQ .


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 13:32:24


At 10/6/06 12:33 PM, Phantom wrote: Eagle and I discussed the matter of neutrality in the club about flash groups and so on, the conclusion we found is too long to post here, so I direct you to section 7 of our EGB FAQ .

Then keep on passing shity flash!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 14:36:53


As a member of the group (I guess I still am ... unless you erase members after a certain inactivity length), I'll respect the rules and won't post opinion on crews, but I won't restrain myself from posting my opinion about the Barrack.

Just what the hell is that neutrality shit ? There's a very big difference between asking our members to stay objective toward the flashes they vote on and asking all of 'em to shut up if they have an opinion about anything that regards the entries in the portal. The big problem with the actual crews is that they post submissions that the ng admins wouldn't want to pass the quality thresold (I'm not posting my opinion here, only the admins'). Why do they pass ? two reasons : mass voting from their members and irresponsible voting from the B/P points starving users. The first one is a big problem related with the emergence of crews while the second might even affect members of this crew. Nevertheless, these are unfair behaviors that engender unfair and unwanted consequences. Is the Barrack just a name or it's gonna do something for the portal goddammit ?

I'm not asking you to vote 0 on all crew movies, I'm asking you to pay special attention to them since they're benifiting abnormal immunity. It's our duty and responsibility to balance back the portal so it won't lose it's interest in the eyes of the submitters and the voters.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 15:13:26


At 10/6/06 01:32 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Then keep on passing shity flash!

If you are gonna debate me, make a real point at the very least.

At 10/6/06 02:36 PM, Myst wrote: As a member of the group...

I fully understand your claim and what your thinking, but there is a problem here, we are still restricted to obeying NG rules, which mention among other things, not to encourage voting of a certain type, as a club it is unavoidable we would reach this topic but you must see through our eyes that there is a politically correct way to doing anything and everything, if we don't follow that we very well might risk the immediate existence of the club and that is why I ask this of you. While I myself have some horribly harsh comments about these crews and my own things I have to say, I will hold back from saying so here just for the simple reason that if I do, we will be accused of encouraging mass voting. Sadly that applies to every one and we already know we have more than enough mods and users who would like us locked, let us not add oil to the fire.

I know quite well this sucks, we should have the freedom of speech, but the influence it causes a big problem, and there is no way people will listen if you just stick at the end of your opinion an “you don’t have to do the same”. People will be influenced by a man’s words, much more a person who can convince people into just about anything, which can only be defined on NG, as encouraging mass voting, so forgive me but I must enforce those rules at the very least.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 15:16:41


At 10/6/06 03:13 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 10/6/06 01:32 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Then keep on passing shity flash!
If you are gonna debate me, make a real point at the very least.

I wasn't debating -____- it was a loss.

But I guess I could debate a little.

I thought it was our job to protect the portal....not protect shitty flashes :|

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 15:18:49


So no matter what we do, its wrong. We can't decide to vote 0 on those Kitty crew flashes because by doing we would be mass-voting and would give the mods an excuse to put us out of business, but if someone decides to protect those movies, Wade's probably going to get pissed ecause a bunch of crappy movies passed judgment..

it seems there's no right choice in this situation.


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