At 10/3/06 06:22 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

At 10/3/06 06:12 PM, CrazyCory564 wrote: Is it it too late to join 539 pages in? I probably don't meet the requirements but its worth a try.,

Of course it wouldn't be! Not everyone here was a member at the beginning!

I actually like the idea that people can only join on certain pages.

From now on, everyone has to wait to a 100th page to join. And if they can't get their post in on that 100th page, they have to wait for the next one.

...

No, I'm joking. Thatsa funny idea, though. :-)

But yes, you don't meet the requirements. To be a member, you must be of Elite Guard rank (1500+ B/P). However, as you are a Security Guard, you can apply at the NGPD and see if they'll let you join. It's a good place to hang out while you work your way up the B/P ranks.

If you have any questions, just let me know.

---Barracks Recruitment Officer Supreme Commander Firestorm

Well put. It's almost as if you've done that before. :-)

For some reason, "Supreme Commander Firestorm" sounds like it should be a weather advisory alert or something. "This just in, a supreme commander firestorm watch has been put into place for the upper part of New Jersey other parts of the Tri-State Area. Be on the lookout for random firebursts around your area and report any you see to the police. This particular firestorm has also reported random shots of blamunition, so please exercise caution."

lol

At 10/4/06 02:03 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 10/4/06 01:52 AM, Iscaryrules wrote:
I tried jioning the military but they said No you cant join. Yes NG members are very unlikely to join the armed forces, but I know one person thats in the army right now so its not 100% true.

Were you not able to complete the physical tasks? I plan on going into seals. That or college for 4 years and then go into S.W.A.T.

lvl 11

LOL , we got here some tropers who want to join the Us army, whel of course that's one way of making money easy, but I really consider this hard, like going into war zones is very hard, like 2 many lives parished in the war...

At 10/4/06 10:55 AM, dawin45 wrote: LOL , we got here some tropers who want to join the Us army, whel of course that's one way of making money easy, but I really consider this hard, like going into war zones is very hard, like 2 many lives parished in the war...

I wouldn't call that EASY, since you might DIE, but hell - if you're in peacetime, go ahead. Of course, I'm sure the tons of people who enlisted before 9/11 didn't expect they would be in Afghanistan for the rest of their 4-year (or forced 8-year, depending on the person) service.

Besides, more than the physical aspect of it, I don't know if I could go through life without a say or an opinion for 4 years straight.

At 10/3/06 10:23 PM, Major-punk wrote:

Back on? Man you've been on the roster for months! =P

Even though it's really out of date now, you can see all the old updates by ADT
here.

Oops, my bad! Sure I saw a few lists that I had missed out on, but evidently the roster wasn't one of them!

BTW If you need someone to deposit for you on those weekends when your not at work, you can ask me, I'm already depositing for 3 other people atm.

Call me old fashioned, but I like the idea that every single one of my points was collected by me- guess I'm not as dependent on stats as some people. Granted this means I'll miss points here and there, but in the long run I feel it is more satisfying. I may change my mind if you overtake me though! :P Thanks for a very generous offer anyway!

At 10/4/06 01:02 AM, BlueHippo wrote: wow, first time i've submit something to the portal since early 05! make sure you guys play mine and dave's Jive Machine! it's good fun. i know i really shouldn't be posting this right here, but hopefully you'll all get a kick out of it!

i hope i win daily feature... doubt it though :'(

dude thats awesome. I love how so many of the guys in the Barracks make awesome flash

At 10/4/06 09:19 PM, Sixers1fan wrote: I love how so many of the guys in the Barracks make awesome flash

That comes from voting on so many crap entries...

At 10/4/06 10:55 AM, dawin45 wrote: LOL , we got here some tropers who want to join the Us army, whel of course that's one way of making money easy, but I really consider this hard, like going into war zones is very hard, like 2 many lives parished in the war...

Changed my mind, I am actually going to go into airforce then S.W.A.T

I am going into the millitary I know which branch of course so I dont get my ass over to Turban Territory.

At 10/4/06 01:02 AM, BlueHippo wrote: wow, first time i've submit something to the portal since early 05! make sure you guys play mine and dave's Jive Machine! it's good fun. i know i really shouldn't be posting this right here, but hopefully you'll all get a kick out of it!

Fun little flash to mess with.

I think I worn out the "m" button on my keyboard from that flash...

:(

At 10/4/06 01:02 AM, BlueHippo wrote: wow, first time i've submit something to the portal since early 05! make sure you guys play mine and dave's Jive Machine! it's good fun. i know i really shouldn't be posting this right here, but hopefully you'll all get a kick out of it!

i hope i win daily feature... doubt it though :'(

I had some fun with it. I'm glad you pumped out another lovely flash.

you know what the Portal has been very active even though summer is over why is that?

At 10/4/06 10:02 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: you know what the Portal has been very active even though summer is over why is that?

Because people of different places and ages all take part in NG, winter won't hold them all back.

Right now, I feel like curling up in a ball and dying.

I have 3 reports due later today (it's 1 AM here) and I'm pretty much fucked. I've already decided to just not submit one of them (the one worth the least marks) so I can focus on the other two (which are due later in the day). Also, I'm feeling sick, but I gotta keep working.

Needless to say I'll be knocking back lotsa booze when this is all over...

And why am I even here when I should be writing my essays?...

=(

Ugh.

At 10/5/06 01:11 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Right now, I feel like curling up in a ball and dying.

Yiykes, you have a lot of work to do, I don't know about you, but I always did great under pressure. Good luck, and keep off of NG till you're done.

At 10/5/06 01:11 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Right now, I feel like curling up in a ball and dying.

Now let's not get out of hand here.

I have 3 reports due later today (it's 1 AM here) and I'm pretty much fucked. I've already decided to just not submit one of them (the one worth the least marks) so I can focus on the other two (which are due later in the day). Also, I'm feeling sick, but I gotta keep working.

For that report your just going to ignore I would advise you write something. May it be a paragraph, it's better then nothing. Also for the other reports all I have to say is do your best, that's all us students can do.

Needless to say I'll be knocking back lotsa booze when this is all over...

No question.

And why am I even here when I should be writing my essays?...

Cuz Newgrounds is like teh Pwnor.

=(

=)

Ugh.

Yup.

At 10/5/06 01:13 AM, Phantom wrote: keep off of NG till you're done.

Yeah...thats not gonna happen. I'm having to take breaks from writing so I don't go nuts

At 10/5/06 01:16 AM, Hemlok wrote: Now let's not get out of hand here.

Don't make me jump! I'll do it!

For that report your just going to ignore I would advise you write something. May it be a paragraph, it's better then nothing.

I hate when you're right. I'll probably throw something together quick. But it's politics...

Also for the other reports all I have to say is do your best, that's all us students can do.

True

Needless to say I'll be knocking back lotsa booze when this is all over...

No question.

Paid for by Canadian Taxpayer money. S'right army pay...

=/

At 10/4/06 02:03 AM, HoboPorn wrote:

At 10/4/06 01:52 AM, Iscaryrules wrote:
I tried jioning the military but they said No you cant join. Yes NG members are very unlikely to join the armed forces, but I know one person thats in the army right now so its not 100% true.

Were you not able to complete the physical tasks? I plan on going into seals. That or college for 4 years and then go into S.W.A.T.

lvl 11

I would fail the physical tasks, I was talking to a recruiter and I said I have tremors ( like parkinson diease, where my hands shake slightly involuntary) and he basically said you cant join and hung up, I wanted to get a desk job there not fight in the middle east. Is the SWAT under a police department, so you should get a crimanal justice degree in college or seals/air force.

At 10/4/06 10:02 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: you know what the Portal has been very active even though summer is over why is that?

well thaaaa.... you really know that the portal in more active during the vaction/holidays... cas people want to have fun, but I'm not really considering the portal unactive during weekdays, cas people have things to do like to like make money, go to school and stuff like that, you should get used to that really...

Good thing anyway that some of the flashamkers make some time to submit flash, cas whithout them the portal would really stall...

At 10/5/06 08:22 AM, dawin45 wrote: Good thing anyway that some of the flashamkers make some time to submit flash, cas whithout them the portal would really stall...

As far as I'm considered, it's never fast enough. Except on Clock day when you start praying for a small break to breathe...

At 10/5/06 09:04 AM, Phantom wrote: Except on Clock day when you start praying for a small break to breathe...

Real men don't need air =P

At 10/5/06 10:00 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Real men don't need air =P

Do real men wait till the last night to submit 3 papers? Also, how did that go, =P X2

At 10/5/06 10:03 AM, Phantom wrote:

Do real men wait till the last night to submit 3 papers? Also, how did that go, =P X2

Yes, they do... Because real men have no fear and feel no pressure, so they leave everything for the last possible moment.. it makes it more dramatic.

At 10/5/06 10:03 AM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/5/06 10:00 AM, Peregrinus wrote: Real men don't need air =P

Do real men wait till the last night to submit 3 papers?

If the call of duty arises, then yes.

Also, how did that go, =P X2

Done and done. Kinda feeling like shit right now. I'm happy I don't have class tomorrow...

Geez, the Barrack's still up ? It's been ages since I've passed by. So eh ... anything new ? Do I still have to report in ? :P

At 10/5/06 10:16 AM, Myst wrote: Geez, the Barrack's still up ? It's been ages since I've passed by. So eh ... anything new ? Do I still have to report in ? :P

There's no reports anymore, because they were considered as stat posts :( So now this is more like a B/P club for talking.

At 10/5/06 10:09 AM, pepeatumi wrote: Yes, they do... Because real men have no fear and feel no pressure, so they leave everything for the last possible moment.. it makes it more dramatic.

I thought real men don't like Drama <_<. This is getting weird.

At 10/5/06 10:09 AM, Peregrinus wrote: If the call of duty arises, then yes.

Unless by that you mean something male and something female...Joining, then no.

Done and done. Kinda feeling like shit right now. I'm happy I don't have class tomorrow...

Cool, here in rancid old Israel, it's "Sucot", where we....Build tents, and get a week off.

At 10/5/06 03:26 PM, Phantom wrote:
I thought real men don't like Drama <_<. This is getting weird.

Of course they like drama... If it ends up with someone getting killed.

At 10/5/06 03:26 PM, Phantom wrote: Unless by that you mean something male and something female...Joining, then no.

Maybe >_>

Cool, here in rancid old Israel, it's "Sucot", where we....Build tents, and get a week off.

Nice. We've got Thanksgiving on Monday as well.

At 10/5/06 03:27 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Of course they like drama... If it ends up with someone getting killed.

Sorry to disappoint you, I'm still alive.

At 10/5/06 03:27 PM, pepeatumi wrote: Of course they like drama... If it ends up with someone getting killed.

"Real men don't cry, they just bleed to death" Any one remembers that old line?

At 10/5/06 03:39 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Maybe <_<

Hm...That could approve postponing 3 papers, I would agree even if I was the Professor...

Nice. We've got Thanksgiving on Monday as well.

I like the idea of that, but really when you think about it, there isn't much to thank about.

At 10/5/06 03:39 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Maybe >_>

At 10/5/06 04:00 PM, Phantom wrote:

At 10/5/06 03:39 PM, Peregrinus wrote: Maybe <_<

What the hell... the chevrons changed directions. Was that your doing?