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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 15:21:27


At 10/6/06 03:16 PM, HoboPorn wrote: I thought it was our job to protect the portal....not protect shitty flashes :|

Now, to that claim I can respond. It is indeed our major role in NG to do justice with flash movies, vote fairly and hope for fair results. Note I not once said any one has to give up on this and let them pass, in fact I despise any one who would give up so easily. You and every one else can still vote just as they did but I did ask when you talked about it, to do so in a neutral way and preferably on the forums. This does not effect voting, it just more proof and "paperwork" that we are going by the book and make our own ass look cleaner. If I'm not being too subtle.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 15:24:09


At 10/6/06 03:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote: it seems there's no right choice in this situation.

Fuck, no matter how many times I explain...

I'll make this one short and sweet. You may vote as you like, so can every fucking one. But, when talking about it, do so on the forums, and suggested you do so with some sort of respect. Just minimal manners. This does not motherfucking effect your motherfucking vote! It will only effect how and where you TALK about it.

If another person doesn't understand now I'll be forced by nature to shoot myself.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 15:38:35


At 10/6/06 03:24 PM, Phantom wrote:

If another person doesn't understand now I'll be forced by nature to shoot myself.

... Then in that case, I don't understand..


My name is pepeatumi... But you already knew that!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 16:03:33


At 10/6/06 03:21 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 10/6/06 03:16 PM, HoboPorn wrote: I thought it was our job to protect the portal....not protect shitty flashes :|
Now, to that claim I can respond. It is indeed our major role in NG to do justice with flash movies, vote fairly and hope for fair results. Note I not once said any one has to give up on

Ok but how about we do this if we are nuetral.

Have half the members vote o on those shitty ones that always pass and the other half do as they please with the flashes XD

Neutrality..?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 16:30:02


At 10/6/06 04:03 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Neutrality..?

Not even close, you should really talk to Eagle, he can explain it in much more mind drilling way than I can, but I will say this, you are way way off.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 16:33:27


At 10/6/06 04:30 PM, Phantom wrote:
At 10/6/06 04:03 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Neutrality..?
Not even close, you should really talk to Eagle, he can explain it in much more mind drilling way than I can, but I will say this, you are way way off.

Actually that last part was more of a joke then an actual idea >.>

Anyways where is he? I'll just ask him why it would matter that we blam maybe 1 or 2 types of shitty flashes that pass, when we vote fairly on all other 100+ flashes that come through the portal.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 16:42:33


At 10/6/06 04:33 PM, HoboPorn wrote: Actually that last part was more of a joke then an actual idea >.>

With you, who knows.

Anyways where is he? I'll just ask him why it would matter that we blam maybe 1 or 2 types of shitty flashes that pass, when we vote fairly on all other 100+ flashes that come through the portal.

I talk to him on Skype mostly, but it is possible to see him on AIM, about as much as bigfoot though, I suggest finding him under Peter Marks, in the Skype program.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 16:45:56


ok so im if anyone remembers me, im back whats been happening


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 17:21:17


At 10/6/06 03:18 PM, pepeatumi wrote: So no matter what we do, its wrong. We can't decide to vote 0 on those Kitty crew flashes because by doing we would be mass-voting and would give the mods an excuse to put us out of business, but if someone decides to protect those movies, Wade's probably going to get pissed ecause a bunch of crappy movies passed judgment..

it seems there's no right choice in this situation.

All the crapy collabs must be destroyed by me, but whithouth them how funn would be the portal, anyways the fraking nobs save the damm collab flashes cas they still haven't got the balls to understand the difference between "animator vs. animation" and crap...

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 18:58:48



I'm your average Afro-American fetus. For example: I enjoy basketball, I'm rather good when I play too, but I'm much too busy scratching my horrific cracked skin these days.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 18:59:25


I understand what you say and why you say it. I won't start talking about mass voting 0 on these entries and I never would've anyway. I think there's a way to say it that respects the forum guidelines, but it seems you don't want to take any risks at all.

In that case, we already lost, as our decision is not to fight at all.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 19:09:47


At 10/6/06 06:59 PM, Myst wrote: In that case, we already lost, as our decision is not to fight at all.

Excuse me? You say we lost, that is some load of crap. Just because we don't want the privilege of getting locked does not mean no action is taken on the portal, and if you bothered to see more of our forums, which only validated members can see fully, then you would have found out we are far from losing a thing.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 19:15:22


At 10/6/06 06:58 PM, dave wrote: http://www.newground..m/portal/view/342666


Stolen.

from

http://www.adcritic...ive/view.php?id=5927

I really have to keep this kingkid15 guy on watch...all of his Flash movies seem to be either stolen or marked for review. :/


Take care of yourself.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 20:45:06


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 21:37:06


I'm not dead.
I lurk instead of posting here for some reason.

just for everyones info ;)

REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 21:54:52


ok so my sister is about to take her anesteciologist exam and she left me in charge of babysitting her 8 month old girl. of course i was happy to help out. as she left my apartment she mention 'oh one more thing i just gave her a bath so she wont need one tonight'. she closed the door and left. we sit down on the couch and i continue to watch sportscenter, but my mind is elsewhere. i keep thinking whether i should sneak a peak at her privates or not. i thought to myself 'well shes going to be studying for 3 days...and surely she'll need changed during that time...so really its like im not doing anything bad!'. so i carefully undue her diaper. she looks at me with those bright blue eyes and i sense warmth within her. i can tell she already loves me. i remove the diaper and gaze down. there it was...the most perfect display of innocence. i stare at it for a moment...and then give it a little tickle. she gives the cutest giggle. i tickle her again and she starts flailing her legs while laughing hysterically. i tell myself that is enough and put her diaper back on. by now i have a massive hardon but i cant go any further, i cant actually go through with what i constantly make light of on the internet. i feel an itch on the side of my nose and when i got to scratch it i catch a whiff of my fingers that had touched her. i can feel my blood pressure rise but i control myself. i keep telling myself you arent going to do it. you arent going to do it. you arent going to do *riiiiiip

i look over her and she had tore off her diaper! i go to put it back on and she kicks my arm away. i look up at her and i see her smile at me. she obviously liked what i did earlier...so i did it again. she gives a cute little twitch everytime my fingertips barely make contact with her soft skin. my penis gets harder and harder. i lift up her shirt and begin to tickle her nipples. i can tell she likes it. my penis is so hard right now it begins to hurt. i then wonder what it would be like to taste her. i lower my face near her young innocence again. the smell is engulfs me. as soon as my tongue touches her pussy i nearly cum. now i REALLY didnt want to do what i did next, but my hormones had already taken complete control of me. i rip off my pants exposing my huge erection to her. i lift her in my arms and position her next to my cock. the tip of my penis pushes against her but it is simply too tight to slide in. i put a little pressure into my push...it feels so good...but i hadnt even made a dent into her yet. harder and harder i gently push without any luck until i finally just grab her with both hands by her ribs and shove her onto my dick. the sensation that ran through my body was enough to completely block out her screams. i was only able to manage 3 thrusts before i explode into her body. i look down at her not really knowing what to expect...only to find this blank expression on her face. i remove my penis and sit down on the couch with her in my arms. she isnt moving. i look at her chest, it isnt rising. my god...she's dead. which brings me to the point of this post...where can i buy a baby that looks like her so my sister wont find out?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-06 22:21:27


with the discusion on mass voting on certain crews. I think we should vote on what we feel is right. If the flash is shitty and still passes then enough people liked it and it should be on newgrounds.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 00:09:21



REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 00:14:01


Good find MadCow. Here is one in return:

STOLEN: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/342737

ORIGINAL: http://www.liquidgen..a55hat.aspx?cid=1131

Late Congrats to Blue Hippo & Co. for getting Daily Feature and Front Page the other day for Jive Machine. Congrats to Hobo for getting Turd Of The Week.

22 points away from becoming the 73rd Supreme Commander.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 00:17:14


At 10/7/06 12:14 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Good find MadCow. Here is one in return:

STOLEN: http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/342737

ORIGINAL: http://www.liquidgen..a55hat.aspx?cid=1131

This movie has received enough bad publicity for it to be temporarily removed from the Portal Population, pending the outcome of an Administrative investigation.

Haha. Slash returns just long enough to slay a stolen flash...then vanishes back into the night...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 00:18:50


Dang, we have a lot of stolen submissions tonight. :o

At 10/7/06 12:14 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: 22 points away from becoming the 73rd Supreme Commander.

Early congrats on that. :)


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 00:23:16


I'd Like to say sorry to everyone for one of my actions. It seems by me raising the whistle bar I was hurting my fellow troops by weakingyour whistles and for that I am sorry. I found this out when I was reading an update thread for the review ban system
shown here I hope you all can forgive me -_-

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 00:25:06


At 10/7/06 12:14 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote:
22 points away from becoming the 73rd Supreme Commander.

Congratulations.
Wonder what number EGSC I'll be, probably something gay like, 230th, where no one would give a crap about it anymore D:


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 01:28:11


hey how many of abusive review pages do you need to go to Silver Whistle to Gold Whistle?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 02:03:24


At 10/7/06 01:28 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: hey how many of abusive review pages do you need to go to Silver Whistle to Gold Whistle?

More than they are. Washu is pushing the limit near the impossible line for us humans, meh.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 02:26:36


At 10/7/06 02:03 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 10/7/06 01:28 AM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: hey how many of abusive review pages do you need to go to Silver Whistle to Gold Whistle?
More than they are. Washu is pushing the limit near the impossible line for us humans, meh.

Hey idn't you read the link in my post? The NG admins changed the system so that the bar is fixed now!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 02:33:09


At 10/7/06 02:26 AM, Washu-chan wrote:

More than they are. Washu is pushing the limit near the impossible line for us humans, meh.
Hey idn't you read the link in my post? The NG admins changed the system so that the bar is fixed now!

Wait what? explain yourself!

At 10/7/06 12:14 AM, ThePunisher52 wrote: Congrats to Hobo for getting Turd Of The Week.

i got under dog -___-

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 02:33:15


At 10/7/06 02:26 AM, Washu-chan wrote: Hey idn't you read the link in my post? The NG admins changed the system so that the bar is fixed now!

Whoops, I missed that, does that mean actual people can now get the gold Whistle? Nice, better get to work if it's possible now :-P. You've lost your Tyranny Washu.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-10-07 02:38:09


At 10/7/06 02:33 AM, Phantom wrote: You've lost your Tyranny Washu.

And I lost my specialness of being one of the only three people with a gold whistle.

D':


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Because this space needs to be bigger than it already should be.

Jigen made this sig. madknt downsized it to fit the filesize limit. Go team.

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