At 2/8/06 04:07 PM, Andersson wrote: Hear up soldiers! Take my word!
There isn't a better platoon in the world!

Sir yes Sir! I will try and come up with my own adult version of it like in the army when no one treats you like a damn kid.

One, two, three four Move your ass
A 100 B/P today and not a single less.

One, two, three four I’m freezing my nuts off
Just so I could chop some heads off.

One, two, three four We don’t need no beauty queen
All we need is a year 18 .

Veni, Vidi blam!
I came, I saw, I blammed!.

How is my version? Would you sing that at 5 AM while jogging in the base?
I think my third was the best but this was made rather quickly.

At 2/8/06 04:22 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote: How is my version? Would you sing that at 5 AM while jogging in the base?
I think my third was the best but this was made rather quickly.

I would not sing that one, I would fucking scream it. :-)

And yes, the third two-liner was best.

At 2/8/06 03:53 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:

At 2/8/06 03:35 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Cookie!

Now that Major, was funny. You should take a gander at what EagleRock once posted for me. The real ranks. NG made things a bit more different but the basics are still there.

Ghost, how could the Lt.Colonel has a siver leaf and a major has a golden leaf in reality? It just does not make sense for me. :S I am not against blamming, but hey, Ghost! I think that you blammed too much. You b/p rating is almost 3 which is very high. In my opinion, a user who give each submission a chance and vote fairly should have a rating around 2. I also don't like the slogan that you made. Blamming is important, but we are at the Elite Guard Barracks and our job is to defend the portal which includes protecting. I think that the slogan you posted was a bit too blam club like.

Damn! How many times does the author of "Buzz and Fuzz" want to resubmit the same old crap? Come on, guards, let's flag it this time so that he can learn his lesson.

Well, seeing as less than a third of yesterday's submissions got through, I'd think having a roughly 3:1 ratio of blams to saves is fair. I definatly think that more than half the submissions I see a day aren't portal-worthy.

how much B/P can you get a day

At 2/8/06 05:36 PM, sprint-T wrote: how much B/P can you get a day

Here's a link to the last update of the top 300 list, of which I and many other soldiers here are on. My daily average for the last week was over 140 a day, making me the fastest. ^_^

My typical daily average is over 120, although my last couple days have been a bit less. But I've consistently broken 100 a day for a good while now.

Portal going reallllyyy slow. So my B/P is short. Defcon 5 everybody.

At 2/8/06 05:57 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Portal going reallllyyy slow. So my B/P is short. Defcon 5 everybody.

Just so you know, only EagleRock sets the DEF CON and only EagleRock changes it.

You can see the current DEF CON system here.

DEFCON Update:

Is it just me, or has there been no flash UJ for a long time? Maybe I keep missing them. Either way, we are now at DEFCON 5. The Portal has been too slow for too long.

At 2/8/06 06:05 PM, Major_punk wrote:

At 2/8/06 05:57 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Portal going reallllyyy slow. So my B/P is short. Defcon 5 everybody.

Just so you know, only EagleRock sets the DEF CON and only EagleRock changes it.

Exactly. Thanks, Praporshchik!

At 2/8/06 06:05 PM, Major_punk wrote:

At 2/8/06 05:57 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Portal going reallllyyy slow. So my B/P is short. Defcon 5 everybody.

Just so you know, only EagleRock sets the DEF CON and only EagleRock changes it.

You can see the current DEF CON system here.

Really sorry. More I ment that to myself rather than a group decision. Forgive for my misconduct sir . Allow me to redeem myself. * proceeds to the firing range for the appropriate punishment*.

Meh, No wonder.
Nothing wrong today. Can't wait 'till friday. I have a feeling something might happen.

DEFCON Update:

Well, the Portal has sufficiently sped up to warrant a change to DEFCON 4. Please be advised that the Portal could speed up considerably tonight.

At 2/8/06 07:11 PM, Warhammer_40K wrote: Really sorry. More I ment that to myself rather than a group decision. Forgive for my misconduct sir . Allow me to redeem myself. * proceeds to the firing range for the appropriate punishment*.

No punishment required. Please don't worry about it, soldier. Even a Sergeant can make mistakes. Hell, even First Lieutenants make mistakes. Thanks for the recommendation, though. It turned out your proclivities were just.

how much are your guys votes worth?

At 2/8/06 08:25 PM, sprint-T wrote: how much are your guys votes worth?

Why don't you just click on our profiles?

At 2/8/06 08:25 PM, sprint-T wrote: how much are your guys votes worth?

We have profile buttons, lol. Mine is 6.95 currently, and the Barracks average is 7-something I think...too busy to look it up this second...

At. Please be advised that the Portal could speed up considerably tonight.

Standing by

No punishment required. Please don't worry about it, soldier. Even a Sergeant can make mistakes. Hell, even First Lieutenants make mistakes. Thanks for the recommendation, though. It turned out your proclivities were just.

Thank you sir. * saultes and carries out his rightful duties*

ramagi told us: "Blam and Save!"
I will take her orders to my grave

I say many things, but I did say that.
In other news, lets just say I'll be watching a few threads for a while. Just an FYI.

At 2/8/06 09:19 PM, ramagi wrote: In other news, lets just say I'll be watching a few threads for a while. Just an FYI.

I'm sure you will be, and I know you have very legitimate reasons to do so. The clubs popping up around the C&C are really getting out of hand. I just hope you don't have a problem with us here in the Barracks. If you feel the need to talk to me about anything, please feel free to contact me at any time with any concerns you might have.

Thanks again, Supreme Commander!

*salutes*

Hope were not in any sort of trouble sir. Hate to be unfavored by one who is high in the administrative position. Looks as bad as geting points on your license. Technially we are not a blam club but simply a recruitment club, we fit inside the rules of the BBS requirements and have sinced have showed no problems upon withholding proper withedequete and proper manner. Disconduct and malcontent shall not be permitted in this club as is seen by out oversear and everliving commander EagleRock. I do not see trouble here. I shalll keep nightwatch no later than 11:00; school must still be within parameters of my schedule so I must regretfully withdraw my presence around this time. Good luck to my superiors in their midnight watch. *saultes* good night everyone. Sweet dreams.

At 2/8/06 04:07 PM, Andersson wrote:

Hear up soldiers! Take my word!
There isn't a better platoon in the world!

Great stuff, sir. =)

I would attempt to create one like that, but I'm not exactly what you would call the creative type.

At 2/8/06 07:00 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Exactly. Thanks, Praporshchik!

Praporschcik? *(First Lieutenant)* Seems your confusing me with Slash sir, damn our similiar dark aura's. >: (

At 2/7/06 11:11 PM, Afro_sauce wrote:

Ehh oh well I guess it will be neat to have 50 of them, just the fact that I wont make it to the top 50 unless I start doing a lot better and go into the future a couple months haha.

Your looking at more next winter/spring from your current pace. But as that happens the top 50 will become increasingly difficult, hell who knows it may require 40,000 b/p to enter it by then.

At 2/8/06 08:25 AM, Coop83 wrote:

plus maiking up 8 from yesterday's missed quota. 13 so far.

You also have a daily quota... what is it?

At 2/8/06 10:51 AM, Bahamut- wrote: At 2/7/06 10:20 PM, Major_punk wrote: Anyone want to take any guesses of when the top 50 will be full of EGSC's?

I think Saturday.

I wish there was a way to e-gamble, but I really can't think of any rewards for being correct. Oh well. Sir

At 2/8/06 07:13 PM, -Rule- wrote:

Can't wait 'till friday. I have a feeling something might happen.

Early congrats on your rank up sir. You should really drop by a little more often huh?
BTW thanks for the review response a little while ago. =)

At 2/8/06 08:32 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:

The Barracks average is 7-something I think...too busy to look it up this second...

7.58, page 116.
If you ever need to find the averages remember there always done on a Saturday.

End of day report:

53+ b/p. Damn... below average.
2 reviews, 12 posts and one flagged submission. Milestone 4,000 saves.

Hello Who this may apply to,
I was wondering if I could use your avatars (rank things) for my earth army in the avatar clubs site? If so could you please post them.
thank you very much

At 2/8/06 10:53 PM, sprint-T wrote: Hello Who this may apply to,
I was wondering if I could use your avatars (rank things) for my earth army in the avatar clubs site? If so could you please post them.
thank you very much

Dude, I seriously doubt that your club can survive. There have been so many similar clubs getting locked. The portal eventually managed to speed up, I may suggest DEFCON 3 if the speed keeps on. By the way, guys. How many windows do you open when you are at NG? Sometimes, when a file size is awfully huge, I open another window to b/p so that I won't miss too many points when waiting for the score buttons to appear? What about you, guys? ;)

At 2/8/06 10:53 PM, sprint-T wrote: Hello Who this may apply to,
I was wondering if I could use your avatars (rank things) for my earth army in the avatar clubs site? If so could you please post them.
thank you very much

What do you mean, rank things? If you mean our badges, they're not something we came up with...they're Newgrounds-made. We have no say in what you use for something in another club.

ok thank you any ways o and come to the forum and join an avatar army today
There will be talk about the show Avatar and An RPG
http://www.forumcity..index.php?mforum=ava

At 2/8/06 10:46 PM, Major_punk wrote:

At 2/8/06 07:00 PM, EagleRock wrote:

Exactly. Thanks, Praporshchik!

Praporschcik? *(First Lieutenant)* Seems your confusing me with Slash sir, damn our similiar dark aura's. >: (

My fault. Sorry about that,*First Lieutenant*!

At 2/8/06 10:53 PM, sprint-T wrote: Hello Who this may apply to,
I was wondering if I could use your avatars (rank things) for my earth army in the avatar clubs site? If so could you please post them.
thank you very much

They're not our ranks. If you read the first post on the club, you would realize that we use the Newgrounds B/P system. Look it up if you are interested. However, I don't know if the Fulps would get mad about you using their ranking system outside of Newgrounds, so that's your call.

At 2/8/06 11:04 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: By the way, guys. How many windows do you open when you are at NG? Sometimes, when a file size is awfully huge, I open another window to b/p so that I won't miss too many points when waiting for the score buttons to appear? What about you, guys? ;)

I use tabbed browing to make my life easier. I usually have one open for the Portal, one for the EGB, one for the NGPD, one for the WWE Club, and maybe one more if I'm currently writing a post (that way I can read the other posts and quote them easier). When it comes to the actual Portal, I usually only have one window open unless I am catching up on the Portal entries. If so, I can have as many as three open at once. :-)

I have a similer ranking system and someone else is makeing me the things

Days end report:

BP: 51
Reviews: 0
Replies: 0
Flags: 0
Only 59 BP away from promotion to Corporal. Ill definitely have it by the weekend.

Day's end report:
107 points. Damn, I just keep going lower and lower every day! 178, 150, 119, 112, 107...:sigh: please let this downward trend reverse itself tomorrow...
Back to the portal to try and get some post-midnight points to help make tomorrow better. Good hunting, everyone! :salute: