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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 00:15:11


At 2/8/06 05:07 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote:
Ghost, how could the Lt.Colonel has a siver leaf and a major has a golden leaf in reality? It just does not make sense for me.

How the hell should I know? It does make more sense for gold to be after silver but for some reason it's not.

I am not against blamming, but hey, Ghost! I think that you blammed too much. You b/p rating is almost 3 which is very high. In my opinion, a user who give each submission a chance and vote fairly should have a rating around 2. I also don't like the slogan that you made. Blamming is important, but we are at the Elite Guard Barracks and our job is to defend the portal which includes protecting. I think that the slogan you posted was a bit too blam club like.

*sigh" Take a good look t the portal at most times and you tell me that there are more things to save than to blam. Besides I'll have you know when I vote blam on something I know it gets blammed and I vote save it gets saved, I only make mistakes on those darn "death to it" flashes which I refuse to save. Just fate has it that lately crappy flashes have really outnumbered the good ones.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 00:21:03


At 2/8/06 04:30 PM, Andersson wrote: I would not sing that one, I would fucking scream it. :-)
And yes, the third two-liner was best.

Blast! I forgot to quote you first. Any way, thank you very much. It means a lot coming from man of your status *Salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 00:31:45


At 2/8/06 11:11 PM, sprint-T wrote: ok thank you any ways o and come to the forum and join an avatar army today
There will be talk about the show Avatar and An RPG
http://www.forumcity..index.php?mforum=ava


I checked the site, it is decent. You are always welcome to join the NGPD when you reach 200 total b/p points. I am sure that you will have lots of fun if you join us one day. Until then, good luck with ranking up to Security Guard. :) After a surge hours ago, the portal went back to the night speed. Happy hunting, everyone. :)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 00:32:12


At 2/9/06 12:04 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Only 59 BP away from promotion to Corporal. Ill definitely have it by the weekend.

i'm sure you will PFC. you've already recieved over 50 today. so if you keep this going, then you should have it in 1 or 2 days. (if the portal is slow) but i'm about 22 points away if i added them corectly. so hopefully the portal will speed up soon. but if i don't get the promotion tonight, then i should most definatly have it by late evening.

At 2/9/06 12:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: 107 points. Damn, I just keep going lower and lower every day! 178, 150, 119, 112, 107...:sigh: please let this downward trend reverse itself tomorrow...
salute:

i'm sure that you're 'bad' luck will run out today sir. those numbers will shoot right back up. even though 107 is a huge number for me on a weekday. but don't get too wrapped up in it. since you've made higher, it's possible to make it again and even surpass it. so good luck to you and everyone else in the portal. *salutes*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 00:43:03


Day's End Report:
53 b/p points today. Monday was in the 30's and yesterday was 69. This weekend i should finally reach half way to my next promotion. I have and average of arould 510 a week. I think thats pretty good. I have one review and ive been lacking on whistle points. At least the weekend is comming. Happy hunting to the rest of you! :salute:

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 00:55:24


sorry for posting so late but here is my report

30 B/P
flagged submission 1
flagged reviews 1200

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:23:13


Hey all! So, I went and made a fool of myself...I sumbitted an audio file to the Audio portal. It's a bit shakey, but if you could give it a listen and leave a review, I'd really appreciate it. Vote fairly. Its not fifen material.

Thanks,
Ping


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:31:04


At 2/9/06 12:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
107 points. Damn, I just keep going lower and lower every day! 178, 150, 119, 112, 107...:sigh: please let this downward trend reverse itself tomorrow...
Back to the portal to try and get some post-midnight points to help make tomorrow better. Good hunting, everyone! :salute:

I would be dead because of joy if I have your numbers, sir. I often ask myself, how the heck can Slash get an average of 149 per day? That is just insane. Even yaya12 was not fast when he was active. :/ Sir, do you go to school?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:31:15


At 2/9/06 01:23 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Thanks,
Ping

I gave it a try. Not too bad but you need a fade out not to make it the loop too sharp but at least you can create music...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:32:54


At 2/9/06 01:31 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I would be dead because of joy if I have your numbers, sir. I often ask myself, how the heck can Slash get an average of 149 per day? That is just insane. Even yaya12 was not fast when he was active. :/ Sir, do you go to school?

No he does not. Look through his posts a while ago, he explained himself there... he is free to beat us all until August.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:33:54


At 2/9/06 01:31 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
At 2/9/06 01:23 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Thanks,
Ping
I gave it a try. Not too bad but you need a fade out not to make it the loop too sharp but at least you can create music...

yeah. i fixed my original, which had a 4 second unwanted silence. ill be fixing up the sharpness hopefully, but i want to move on to stuff that will actually be good. Thanks for listening!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:39:18


At 2/9/06 01:33 AM, K-Pingu wrote: yeah. i fixed my original, which had a 4 second unwanted silence. ill be fixing up the sharpness hopefully, but i want to move on to stuff that will actually be good. Thanks for listening!

I wish I could make some audio... But I'll settle for just voting on stuff. Good luck man.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 01:53:27


The portal is deadly slow. There has not been any UJ entries for a while now. Please change the DEFCON level to 5.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 02:06:22


At 2/9/06 01:53 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: The portal is deadly slow. There has not been any UJ entries for a while now. Please change the DEFCON level to 5.

It is basically dead now but it's too early to make a DEFCON 5... Maybe in a while.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 02:21:56


At 2/8/06 09:19 PM, ramagi wrote: I say many things, but I did say that.

Ehm, ma'am, I bet you mean that you didn't?

Anyways, that was just a tribute to the 123th page, Supreme Commander ramagi. ;-)

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 07:20:03


At 2/8/06 02:35 PM, LittleWashu wrote:
At 2/8/06 01:54 PM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Last time I checked links aren't against the rules if they must be clicked to open.

in movies, or in the description there can be a link to another site. e.g.
http://www.newground..om/portal/view/44728

at the end of that little pearl there is a link. but that's a perfectly legitimate link. it's just sitting there. Actually i can't believe that this thing is allmost 4 years old.


thanks for clearing that up but what is with people these days? they keep on sending in the same crap over and over again lately check This out i say this yesterday and it got blammed why must they keep sending in the same crap without improvement?

heh, it has allways been that way. some idiots resubmit. In my opinion there are four reasons for that behavior.

A) they think that the next time they submit it, it will pass, or it might pass. it's simple they see a piece of crap in the portal and want to do the same. so when it doesn't work the first time they simply resubmit. (truth is they have another chance, but chances are that because it's a resubmission people will vote more harshley)
or
B) they HONESTLY believe the flash they made actually IS a masterpiece. and if the voters don't see that, it's just because the author is ahead of his time.
or
C) they do it to annoy the voters who voted badly on it
or
D) to get blam points themselves.

so A) is dumb B) gloats in his delusion c) is just an asshole or d)blam-hungry (read addicted)

At 2/8/06 09:19 PM, ramagi wrote:

ramagi told us: "Blam and Save!"
I will take her orders to my grave
I say many things, but I did say that.
In other news, lets just say I'll be watching a few threads for a while. Just an FYI.

you probably did ;)
anyway, i'm sure you'll nurse the threads back to health
or... put an end to their misery.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 07:25:35


yep that was me depositing for sizzler again. i'll just change the name for half an hour or so.
i hate it when that shit happens.

sorry for the double post.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 07:59:42


At 2/9/06 07:25 AM, nimmer wrote: sorry for the double post.

It's ok... I noticed it and besides we already knew you were depositing for him so... Why does it strike me I'm the only one active here for quite a while? At least today... Any way this week is sort of doing well... 100 B/P every day even after getting Captain which for me counts as a clean slate. So all is not lame...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 08:17:08


At 2/8/06 11:40 AM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: Finally, I reached Elite Guard Major which gave me a total VP of 8.04!

The next time you rank up, I think you will pass my VP. 8.30 and counting, but maybe I can rank before you, giving me some breathing space. I am determined to stay above you in VP for as long as possible SIR.

Congratulations on the promotion *salutes*

At 2/9/06 07:25 AM, nimmer wrote: yep that was me depositing for sizzler again. i'll just change the name for half an hour or so.
i hate it when that shit happens.

And the moral of this story is to CHECK the name, before clicking the 'post it' button ;)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 10:57:10


At 2/8/06 05:07 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: I am not against blamming, but hey, Ghost! I think that you blammed too much. You b/p rating is almost 3 which is very high.

Maybe his Blam to Save ratio is a bit too high, but I wouldn't blame him too much. My ratio is around the same as him, but it might just be what he thought of the flash quality and might miss B/P points.

At 2/8/06 07:00 PM, EagleRock wrote: DEFCON Update:

The portal looked really shit yesterday. Hopefully it'll get a little better tonight and be more active tomorrow.

At 2/8/06 09:19 PM, ramagi wrote: In other news, lets just say I'll be watching a few threads for a while. Just an FYI.

Well, I guess you could be watching any thread, so thanks for letting us know.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 11:39:33


At 2/9/06 10:57 AM, Bahamut- wrote: The portal looked really shit yesterday. Hopefully it'll get a little better tonight and be more active tomorrow.

Points today 11
Hours Patrolled 7.5

I need it to be lots more points.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 12:07:39


My apologies for fainting again last night. I must catch up on my posts. Before I do, though, here's a...

DEFCON Update:

The Portal is very slow
So DEFCON 3 is a no-go
It must increase its flow
For our B/P to grow
DEFCON 4 is apropos
Until the Portal is willing to show
It wants to go-go-go.

...boy does my rhyming blow.

At 2/9/06 12:07 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Day's end report:
107 points. Damn, I just keep going lower and lower every day! 178, 150, 119, 112, 107...:sigh: please let this downward trend reverse itself tomorrow...

I did horrible yesterday. Only 80 points. Now I need 140 points to skip a day. I doubt I'll skip one today due to the slow-ass action on the Portal, but we can see.

At 2/9/06 12:15 AM, Ghost_Phantom wrote:
Ghost, how could the Lt.Colonel has a siver leaf and a major has a golden leaf in reality? It just does not make sense for me.
How the hell should I know? It does make more sense for gold to be after silver but for some reason it's not.

Silver is ahead of gold in many military institutions. While it is intuitive, it is the precedent. I personally think silver looks better than gold, but that is just my taste. Either way, that's just the way it was done years ago, so that is how it is carried on. Note the stars of the US Army Generals are silver...just goes with the precedent.

At 2/9/06 01:23 AM, K-Pingu wrote: Hey all! So, I went and made a fool of myself...I sumbitted an audio file to the Audio portal. It's a bit shakey, but if you could give it a listen and leave a review, I'd really appreciate it. Vote fairly. Its not fifen material.

I reviewed it. Honestly, I couldn't give you more than a 3, but you definately get an A for effort. Read my review for hints on how to progress.

At 2/9/06 07:20 AM, -Nimmer- wrote: heh, it has allways been that way. some idiots resubmit. In my opinion there are four reasons for that behavior.

This was a very interesting post, Supreme Commander, sir.

A) they think that the next time they submit it, it will pass, or it might pass. it's simple they see a piece of crap in the portal and want to do the same. so when it doesn't work the first time they simply resubmit. (truth is they have another chance, but chances are that because it's a resubmission people will vote more harshley)

Honestly, I am very harsh on resubmissions. My rationale is, "If it didn't pass the first time, it certainly won't the second." Even if you make some small changes, especially at the end, it doesn't make a damn difference. However, I've seen certain sumbissions grow over time to the point where I would actually save them. My problem is, though, is that this is what NG Alphas is for.

B) they HONESTLY believe the flash they made actually IS a masterpiece. and if the voters don't see that, it's just because the author is ahead of his time.

I can picture it now:

*cries*
NOONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK! THEY JUST DONT GET IT!
*turns emo*

C) they do it to annoy the voters who voted badly on it

I see this on occasion. Usually it's the same person that is willing to resubmit just to clog the Portal with the chaff of creativelessness.

D) to get blam points themselves.

Really? I'd never think of that one. I'd think the whole "Batting Average" think would spoil it for them. However, if you're that blam-hungry, you could just turn into Praporshchik SlashFirestorm...

:-)

At 2/9/06 11:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: Points today 11
Hours Patrolled 7.5

I need it to be lots more points.

Don't we all, Praporshchik...don't we all.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 12:19:17


At 2/9/06 12:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: ...boy does my rhyming blow.

Better than I could do, sir.

Silver is ahead of gold in many military institutions. While it is intuitive, it is the precedent. I personally think silver looks better than gold, but that is just my taste. Either way, that's just the way it was done years ago, so that is how it is carried on. Note the stars of the US Army Generals are silver...just goes with the precedent.

Just pretend that Gold is brass (ever wonder why high ranking officers are sometimes called "the brass"?), and that the silver is really platinum. Then it all makes sence.

I reviewed it. Honestly, I couldn't give you more than a 3, but you definately get an A for effort. Read my review for hints on how to progress.

I thank you for your honest voting. voting 5 doesnt help me improve. I will read your review (and reply). Thanks for your ears (hope they arent bleeding)

*cries*
NOONE UNDERSTANDS MY WORK! THEY JUST DONT GET IT!
*turns emo*

You aren't EagleRock? Who are you really, impostor!!!!?

At 2/9/06 11:39 AM, Coop83 wrote: Points today 11
Hours Patrolled 7.5

I need it to be lots more points.
Don't we all, Praporshchik...don't we all.

Agreed. I want to get my 2500 total by the end of the day (41 left...so close...)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 12:32:38


At 2/9/06 12:19 PM, K-Pingu wrote:
At 2/9/06 12:07 PM, EagleRock wrote: ...boy does my rhyming blow.
Better than I could do, sir.

HAHA...actually, I just threw that in because it was one more word that rhymed...

Just pretend that Gold is brass (ever wonder why high ranking officers are sometimes called "the brass"?), and that the silver is really platinum. Then it all makes sence.

Good point...I didn't think of it that way.

I thank you for your honest voting. voting 5 doesnt help me improve. I will read your review (and reply). Thanks for your ears (hope they arent bleeding)
You aren't EagleRock? Who are you really, impostor!!!!?

Erm, PFC...didn't you read what I said above that? I said "I can picture it now:" as if that was what the person would say. Take my whole statement in context next time. :-)

Agreed. I want to get my 2500 total by the end of the day (41 left...so close...)

You can make 41, PFC! GET OUT ON THE PORTAL AND SHOW YOUR STUFF! Hooah!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 14:22:47


I was gone for 3 hours as I will on every Thursday starting now... You know, civil watch and stuff... I didn't miss too much... and again I repeat, as sad is it is fact remains you would have to turn the other cheek on a lot of flashes if you want a prefect save to blam ratio. For example... There are only about 3 or 4 worthy submissions right now out of about 8... There is no escaping the fact that crappy flash is more common than good flash. Why do you think only about a third of all submissions submitted in most days survive?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 15:49:01


Well I'm back from an okay night sleep. Nothing much going on except Rainbow six vs. The mummy as I cna recall was blammed and I really didn't see that much of a change but it passed so too late to say anything right now. B/P just god awful 39. I'll return with more updates.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 15:54:13


I'm not doing much better...only 44 so far...it was going quite fast a while ago but it's not holding the pace...hopefully it'll pick up again in the next few hours. :salute:


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 16:17:56


It is funny to see EGSC nimmer depositing for someone who has a higher exp level than he does. Whenever he says that , I always lol. Seriously, nimmer, if you deposit for him, you will never surpass him at exp points. :P By the way, why do you deposit for him? I mean, he can deposit for himself justr like everybody else does. nimmer, can you explain it to me, it is just werid. The portal has not been active lately. But as long as I reach my 40-45 average per day, (43 for yesterday) I will b fine. I am expecting to see Slash whinning how much has his average dropped because of the slow portal with a 100+ increase in b/p points. lol!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2006-02-09 16:34:53


At 2/9/06 04:17 PM, Dream_of_Duke wrote: It is funny to see EGSC nimmer depositing for someone who has a higher exp level than he does. Whenever he says that , I always lol. Seriously, nimmer, if you deposit for him, you will never surpass him at exp points. :P

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