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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-26 10:17:43 (edited 2020-12-26 10:18:02)


Too many cookies

Holiday candy and treats

Must go to the gym


*sips and eats more cookies*

| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-26 15:24:30


Rediscovery

Of a song I know I've heard

And love again now

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-27 10:20:36


Abuser is gone,

My life is now in tatters.

I have hit rock bottom.


Have a happy winter solstice! <3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-27 14:56:54


A new year coming

It'll quite probably suck

But hoperfully less

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-27 18:20:41


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| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-28 03:18:32


Waiter! What on earth

Is this haiku doing in

My alphabet soup?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-28 12:03:33


I apologize

Promise this won't be daily

Maybe just weekly

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| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-28 16:17:20 (edited 2020-12-28 16:18:08)


Relating with folks

Struck fast with a reminder

That they're not my friends.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-29 15:51:50


Three hundred thousand,

A challenge, done handily.

One million though...

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-30 17:02:23


Hands drawn, two quite small

And two more quite large indeed

Now what else to add?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-31 14:18:35


New year approaches

So long two thousand twenty

Ye shall not be missed.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2020-12-31 15:09:40


Twentytwentyone!

A new dawn comes, a morning

With a rising sun.


This may have been glum,

But still, I think I will look

Back and reminisce


At how the world shook.

At how we all lived when our

Old worldview was killed.


Happy New Year y'all!

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-01 16:27:11


I went for a walk

Got drenched and took a photo

Good first day outing

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-02 12:24:37


Festivities done

And back to the grind, I guess

Ugh, more calculus

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-02 13:57:49


At 1/2/21 12:24 PM, Urichov wrote:Festivities done
And back to the grind, I guess
Ugh, more calculus


Grind grind grind all day!

All ways. All rooms. hallways, but

Least no calculus!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-03 16:24:14


Procrastination

I'm something of an expert

And I can't be stopped

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-03 17:41:35


Procrastination!

Ain't no tasks not waiting yet

Make all seem vacant


To master that game,

And the shame of all days spent

Slow, draining away...


Something most folks can't?

So laugh, sing! Run a lap, dance!

Hand of time. Don't mind.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-03 18:06:53


Procrastination?

You want to know what it means?

I'll tell you later.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-03 18:16:38


At 1/3/21 06:06 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:Procrastination?
You want to know what it means?
I'll tell you later.


That's funny


PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray an 8.5-inch loaf pan with baking spray.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-04 01:22:36


At 1/3/21 06:16 PM, BananaBreadBoi wrote:
At 1/3/21 06:06 PM, ChronoNomad wrote:Procrastination?
You want to know what it means?
I'll tell you later.

That's funny


I hear that some of

The best are even late for

Their own funerals.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-04 15:19:00


Discord uninstalled

Suddenly more productive

As per usual

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-04 15:52:09


At 1/4/21 03:19 PM, Urichov wrote:Discord uninstalled
Suddenly more productive
As per usual


Too much discord with!

Too little without... which cord?

Is life all about.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-04 18:51:58


At 1/4/21 03:52 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/4/21 03:19 PM, Urichov wrote:Discord uninstalled
Suddenly more productive
As per usual

Too much discord with!
Too little without... which cord?
Is life all about.


Haiku rap battle fun

I got to jump up in this

I'll go toe to toe



PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray an 8.5-inch loaf pan with baking spray.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-05 11:30:09


At 1/4/21 06:51 PM, BananaBreadBoi wrote:Haiku rap battle fun
I got to jump up in this
I'll go toe to toe


Is it time to climb?

Toe to toe up totem poles!

Line by line, driving


Fine down highways high,

No time for signs, time to shine,

The sign says: My way


Up in my driveway.

Fly away on higher tides

Meaning? Rhyme subsides


Wait I think I missed

The battle part. That an art.

Gotta start. Emceeing.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-05 12:35:35


At 1/5/21 11:30 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 1/4/21 06:51 PM, BananaBreadBoi wrote:Haiku rap battle fun
I got to jump up in this
I'll go toe to toe

Is it time to climb?
Toe to toe up totem poles!
Line by line, driving

Fine down highways high,
No time for signs, time to shine,
The sign says: My way

Up in my driveway.
Fly away on higher tides
Meaning? Rhyme subsides

Wait I think I missed
The battle part. That an art.
Gotta start. Emceeing.


All in the game now

53 people know my name

How? I am the best


23 minutes on lunch

Had grilled chicken with some punch

Pure protein fill up


Deliver water

That is my day job right now

Resume unfinished


Six steps left to go

I want to go home before

4 it's a false hope


PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray an 8.5-inch loaf pan with baking spray.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-06 05:53:28


Oops, did I forget?

Seems I did, for shame, for shame.

I'll do two today.


Young Americans

We all want them, says Bowie

But do we really?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-07 15:12:51


Man who fights monsters

Lest he become one of them,

Better check himself.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-08 15:32:11


Nonsensical rain

One minute, non-existent

The next, torrential

Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-09 14:07:10 (edited 2021-01-09 14:08:52)


The cold blows here too...

We cope, we hope to see June

Soon a blue moon looms...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2021-01-09 17:09:45


A drawing finished

Remembering how to write

To give it meaning