Kasparov, a man
Deep Blue, a bunch of circuits
A historic match
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Rope elevator,
Took a highwayman skyward.
Isn't it a shame?
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Always wondering
Who we are and what we are...
Dust? I choose a star.
Ten invited guests,
Dancing to a brief poem.
Not one survivor.
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Some days in a rush,
To get places and such yet
Some days get nowhere.
Man cheese yum
Dripping down your face
Go wash up
*Sips tea*
We march through the March,
Though now more like November,
Where has this time gone
A car stuck in snow.
Driver turns to see something.
A scream, then silence.
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It's a four-chord song,
No melody, no movement,
But nice all the same.
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I almost forgot,
What day it was yesterday.
Forget tomorrow.
On snakes and ladders:
If we get a new ice age
You can climb snakes too
Why did you tell them?
They didn't need to know that.
Now they're traumatised!
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PTSD may
Not be fun but there's also
Post Traumatic Growth
Almost time to put
This year down! Ostensibly,
What's next can't be worse...
With any luck, our
Failure as a species won't
End in extinction.
But if it does, hey—
At least I've enjoyed all these
Fantastic haiku!
A haiku a day
Keeps the doctor away! We'll
Ride this out okay
Poltroon, archaic,
An old word for a coward.
Thank you Nabokov.
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Rayquaza subdued,
One Pokémon left to catch:
The roaming bastard.
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So long since my last
Pokemon that I did catch!
Moon, Sun, White and Black...
Thought I'd complete all,
But it was no easy task!
Winter's coming in...
Maybe I'll relapse.
With Rayquaza and Snorlax.
Hunt them down en masse.
Christmas is coming.
So you'd better be prepared.
Yes, this is a threat.
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I'm a prepper yeah!
Thirty kilos of fine rice.
Christmas is ready.
Twice on the front page.
What I managed this cycle.
There's always next year.
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At 12/9/20 08:37 AM, Urichov wrote:Twice on the front page.
What I managed this cycle.
There's always next year.
Twice on the front page
Is a lot of frontpage! I
Might have one this year
At 12/9/20 08:57 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 12/9/20 08:37 AM, Urichov wrote:Twice on the front page.
What I managed this cycle.
There's always next year.
Twice on the front page
Is a lot of frontpage! I
Might have one this year
I went two for two
This year, so that's pretty much
The highlight for me.
That said, the fact that
I only released two tracks
Kind of bums me out.
Guess I'll just have to
Echo the sentiment of
"There's always next year."
I don't mean to front!
Just turn the page and live on!
Free until you zonk!
A challenge issued
"Listen without growing tired"
Met, to my chagrin
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Ghastly pastimes go,
Bleak pantomime lights shifting,
Computerlit woe.
This weather is strange,
Like the stripes of a zebra,
Rainclouds and sunlight.
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Hey, a webcomic!
Wonder where this is going-
It's on hiatus.
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Hey, a webcomic!
I wonder where it's leading!
Oh, a hiatus.
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Well, I just wrote the same haiku twice because I thought the first got deleted after I reloaded the page oops.
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