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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-10 08:37:27


See some porn posted

Likely good, but not of use

I've got shit to do

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-11 16:00:15


Travel times here!

Been up and around a bit

Now back for a day...


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-17 20:22:38


You can't crush my dreams

Worse than you have in the past

I'm much stronger now


Antagonize me

Push all of daddy's buttons

I will not react


Mental health decline

It's become more obvious

You can't hide your lies


You are hurting her

Can't you see this isn't right?

Please just embrace her


It's time to move on

Bigger and brighter future

With you and our kid


Animosity

Clouding your ability

To parent her well


Grateful she's too young

To remember the hardship

She and I endured


My dearest daughter

We will get through the hard times

The truth on our side


Your mom is just sick

And she may not get better

We love you so much


Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-19 04:40:14


At 6/17/23 08:22 PM, OlTrout wrote:We love you so much


That was beautiful

Heartfelt and full of meaning

Haiku bar raised high


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-20 11:44:33


Thought about writing

But why without meaning? I

Falter and fad way


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-21 03:34:42


Sorry, it appears

the number you dialed is

unavailable


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-21 04:35:50


Can't waste minutes so

I sit in the sun and soak

Haikus on the train


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 00:28:10


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 04:07:13


Little me does know

The bigger me in reach now

Highway little sleep


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 19:28:37


Did my thing, in ink

Looks like shit on a shingle

Not enough wine yet


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 20:07:27


Movie night. The one

where she and I grow closer.

Was it just a dream?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 20:55:31


Found out who I was.

A demiboy, finally.

My parents don’t know.


Nekoshi (V1ZION x sakuraVN, established January 2024)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-23 04:38:18


Midsummer today

Happy Celebration y'all!

Sip some sun and shine


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-23 05:27:28


At 6/23/23 04:38 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:Midsummer today
Happy Celebration y'all!
Sip some sun and shine


I thought midsummer

referred to when it was the

middle of Summer


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-24 04:29:31


At 6/23/23 05:27 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 6/23/23 04:38 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:Midsummer today
Happy Celebration y'all!
Sip some sun and shine

I thought midsummer
referred to when it was the
middle of Summer


That would indeed be

The logical conclusion!

But no, just a day


Of party, sun, rain,

Good food and games to play till

This day goes away


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-29 05:10:15


Seems there may be a

Partially decomposed rat

In the garden, hmm!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-01 22:13:53


Tools on the table

lie unused for the same

cause: pain, vertigo.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-02 14:07:40


At 7/1/23 10:13 PM, shadenlines wrote:Tools on the table
lie unused for the same
cause: pain, vertigo.


I have a best friend

who suffers veritgo. The

other gets seizures :(


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-03 11:26:31


At 7/2/23 02:07 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 7/1/23 10:13 PM, shadenlines wrote:Tools on the table
lie unused for the same
cause: pain, vertigo.

I have a best friend
who suffers veritgo. The
other gets seizures :(


My sympathies to your friends, sir...never had a seizure in my life, but from what I've heard they're a royal bitch to deal with.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-03 11:56:42


Leaving for summer

In a while, hope you all have

Less seizures; more sun


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-05 03:46:15


Mystery Science

Theater 3000 watched the

fireworks with me!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-08 02:06:52


I see a land

Where it gets more hot

When raindrops land


Netherbrine5902

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-12 04:13:03


Today I learned why the

chicken crossed the road. It was

escaping the geese!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-18 23:15:28


Once upon a time

I saw a demon deer in

the cemetery


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-22 05:05:10


Turtles poop in pool

suck the water down the drain

i wipe the poopy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 06:50:49


Night's embrace alone,

Fireflies dance, stars above gleam,

Your presence I crave.


PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray an 8.5-inch loaf pan with baking spray.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 08:37:39


At 7/23/23 06:50 AM, BananaBreadBoi wrote:

I have a teddy

bear. I want a partner as

warm, but less fuzzy.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 17:28:59


I saw this bunny

waiting for its uber a

couple days ago


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-29 01:43:38


To be in bed

Ah I try to get up

But I will still be in bed


Netherbrine5902

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-04 15:05:22


Sit and watch the rain

while you occasionally

let out a loud fart.


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