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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 20:07:27


Movie night. The one

where she and I grow closer.

Was it just a dream?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-22 20:55:31


Found out who I was.

A demiboy, finally.

My parents don’t know.


Meow! :3

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-23 04:38:18


Midsummer today

Happy Celebration y'all!

Sip some sun and shine


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-23 05:27:28


At 6/23/23 04:38 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:Midsummer today
Happy Celebration y'all!
Sip some sun and shine


I thought midsummer

referred to when it was the

middle of Summer


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-24 04:29:31


At 6/23/23 05:27 AM, art-dude wrote:
At 6/23/23 04:38 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:Midsummer today
Happy Celebration y'all!
Sip some sun and shine

I thought midsummer
referred to when it was the
middle of Summer


That would indeed be

The logical conclusion!

But no, just a day


Of party, sun, rain,

Good food and games to play till

This day goes away


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-06-29 05:10:15


Seems there may be a

Partially decomposed rat

In the garden, hmm!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-01 22:13:53


Tools on the table

lie unused for the same

cause: pain, vertigo.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-02 14:07:40


At 7/1/23 10:13 PM, shadenlines wrote:Tools on the table
lie unused for the same
cause: pain, vertigo.


I have a best friend

who suffers veritgo. The

other gets seizures :(


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-03 11:26:31


At 7/2/23 02:07 PM, art-dude wrote:
At 7/1/23 10:13 PM, shadenlines wrote:Tools on the table
lie unused for the same
cause: pain, vertigo.

I have a best friend
who suffers veritgo. The
other gets seizures :(


My sympathies to your friends, sir...never had a seizure in my life, but from what I've heard they're a royal bitch to deal with.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-03 11:56:42


Leaving for summer

In a while, hope you all have

Less seizures; more sun


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-05 03:46:15


Mystery Science

Theater 3000 watched the

fireworks with me!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-08 02:06:52


I see a land

Where it gets more hot

When raindrops land


Netherbrine5902

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-12 04:13:03


Today I learned why the

chicken crossed the road. It was

escaping the geese!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-18 23:15:28


Once upon a time

I saw a demon deer in

the cemetery


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-22 05:05:10


Turtles poop in pool

suck the water down the drain

i wipe the poopy

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 06:50:49


Night's embrace alone,

Fireflies dance, stars above gleam,

Your presence I crave.


PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Spray an 8.5-inch loaf pan with baking spray.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 08:37:39


At 7/23/23 06:50 AM, BananaBreadBoi wrote:

I have a teddy

bear. I want a partner as

warm, but less fuzzy.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-23 17:28:59


I saw this bunny

waiting for its uber a

couple days ago


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-07-29 01:43:38


To be in bed

Ah I try to get up

But I will still be in bed


Netherbrine5902

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-04 15:05:22


Sit and watch the rain

while you occasionally

let out a loud fart.


Pen pusher, brush dragger, wood butcher & usual suspect.


You can check out my stuff in the folders here if you're bored at work.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-04 20:59:53


At 8/4/23 03:05 PM, shadenlines wrote:Sit and watch the rain
while you occasionally
let out a loud fart.


I can relate to

that, my gas can manifest

in disturbing ways


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-27 11:20:13


What lengths will it take?

When will I be good enough

For someone to love?


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-27 13:38:59


When will it return -

The intent to finish off

What I have started?


Dedicated to my unfinished WIPs

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-28 02:09:09


Moment before piss

Peaceful reprieve, sigh, eyes shut

Centered in the flow

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-30 22:17:11


Dignified, with top

hat and monocle? No, just

recently got mugged.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-30 23:45:01


At 8/30/23 10:17 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:Dignified, with top
hat and monocle? No, just
recently got mugged.


Is this story true?

I’m sorry to hear this news

from someone I know.


Someone please help me revive my clubs

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 00:36:41


I might have covid

Staying home, nostalgic warm

Feeling sick is nice

Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 04:17:29


xxAM


night brains

me, over with the force of heat lamps

/ cat zooms at 4 again.


returning from 8 years hiatus haha so maybe renovating a little :>


FOLLOW 4 FOOL WRITING & POETRY HERE

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 12:50:57


This site has a mole!

I think I know who it is!

We should call the feds!


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2023-08-31 16:31:32


At 8/30/23 11:45 PM, Thetageist wrote:
Is this story true?

No, I just described

my first impression of the

"beaten" emoji:

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"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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