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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-01 13:16:15


1,000 Replies

An influx of posts
for a special event. How
long will this life last?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-01 17:08:47


At 5/1/16 01:16 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 1,000 Replies

An influx of posts
for a special event. How
long will this life last?

My guess is it lasts
As long as one person keeps
The torch burning bright


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-02 19:39:59


Har(t)(s)(c)h

The Man of Many
Nicknames has spoken...and his
word is far from law.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-04 00:45:42


New Emojis

Alright, that's awesome.
The Pico Day emojis
are totes kosher, yo.

Darnell is the MAN

I miss seeing him
daily with A-bot on the
Audio home page.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-04 00:48:02


At 5/1/16 08:06 AM, FoAngel wrote: Never tried my hand at this so forgive me if I get it wrong

All the time we have
Yet you choose to be angry
Time is more precious

You're a newgrounds mod
Who locks plenty of shit threads
Love ya, Foangel.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-05 07:20:39


The Goddamn Pistachios
I keep fucking up
Thought that bag was full of shells
It's in the trash now

=(


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-05 13:11:54


At 5/5/16 07:20 AM, Krash17 wrote: The Goddamn Pistachios
I keep fucking up
Thought that bag was full of shells
It's in the trash now

Better food in the
trash than shells in my mouth. This
is why I hate nuts.*

*Also because I
have severe allergies, but
the syllables worked.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-06 00:02:13


*Also because I
have severe allergies, but
the syllables worked.

I can't imagine
Being allergic to food...
I really love food.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-06 00:06:31


NG Chat

Chat returned today.
I'm getting too old for this.
...But I will go back.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-07 12:15:48


I can't imagine
Being allergic to food...
I really love food.

I love food too...just
not when I'm hospitalized
after eating it.

The Chat
I vaguely recall
the old chat. It was good for
some brief amusement.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-08 11:47:26


The Library is Closed

But...where else can I
listen to people being
obnoxiously loud?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-09 21:34:10


Zombie Apocalypse Day 1

Suspicious sounds by
the dining hall. Turns out it
was a false alarm.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-10 08:29:05


The Shadowfolk

In my dream last night,
I awoke several times,
Though each time was false.

Before I'd wake up
I was assailed by terrors;
Faceless shadow things.

They would not touch me,
But they abused me with an
Oppresive presence.

The fear stays the same.
This was not their first visit;
It won't be their last.

Finally waking,
A strange thought occurs, and I
Wonder if I'm real.

Laying in my bed,
I'm afraid to look at the
Corners of my room.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-11 08:18:11


At 5/9/16 09:34 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Zombie Apocalypse Day 1

Two types of people:
People who are prepared, and
People who will die.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-11 13:01:32


At 5/11/16 08:18 AM, Krash17 wrote:
At 5/9/16 09:34 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Zombie Apocalypse Day 1
Two types of people:
People who are prepared, and
People who will die.

All of us will die
eventually. I lean back,
let the horde take me.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-11 17:50:56


Narcissists

Serial killers
Think they are interesting.
I yawn and move on


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-23 16:53:42


It's been way too long
Since someone posted haikus
I'm in school, dammit


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-23 21:56:46


At 5/23/16 04:53 PM, Krash17 wrote: It's been way too long
Since someone posted haikus
I'm in school, dammit

Ugh...I'm in school too,
damn it. One more week. We're strong.
We'll hold out 'til then.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-26 20:55:51


Ugh...I'm in school too,
damn it. One more week. We're strong.
We'll hold out 'til then.

I spend so much time
at school that I forget the
normal parts of life


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-26 21:51:21


At 5/26/16 08:55 PM, Krash17 wrote:
Ugh...I'm in school too,
damn it. One more week. We're strong.
We'll hold out 'til then.
I spend so much time
at school that I forget the
normal parts of life

The scary thing is...
school IS a normal part of
life. At least of mine.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-28 15:13:50


At 5/26/16 09:51 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 5/26/16 08:55 PM, Krash17 wrote:
Ugh...I'm in school too,
damn it. One more week. We're strong.
We'll hold out 'til then.
I spend so much time
at school that I forget the
normal parts of life
The scary thing is...
school IS a normal part of
life. At least of mine.

I'm finally done.
School is over, at long last.
I'm burned out and poor.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-28 16:42:34


"Gainfully Jobless".
Spend eight years in the navy
and you can be too.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-28 19:58:42


At 5/28/16 04:42 PM, Krash17 wrote: "Gainfully Jobless".
Spend eight years in the navy
and you can be too.

Thank you for serving
our country! Does it not give
you some fulfillment?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-29 00:51:09


I am bored tonight
I have nothing to do now
So I write haikus

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-29 00:52:38


Sleeping is for n00bs
I don't care. It's 12 AM.
*passes out on couch*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-29 01:00:32


I am not tired
Really, no! I'm really not!
*sleeps for 12 hours*

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-31 22:01:11


This is the first one
In 2 days- that's kinda sad.
Defeats the purpose.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-05-31 22:12:58


At 5/31/16 10:01 PM, CGA-999 wrote: This is the first one
In 2 days- that's kinda sad.
Defeats the purpose.

It has come to pass
that this page does not fulfill
me creatively.

It once did, but my
haikus have grown mundane, and
my passion dampened.

I plan on posting
sometimes, but I have other
projects calling me.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-06-03 17:24:19


At 5/28/16 07:58 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 5/28/16 04:42 PM, Krash17 wrote: "Gainfully Jobless".
Spend eight years in the navy
and you can be too.
Thank you for serving
our country! Does it not give
you some fulfillment?

It definitely
Fulfills my tuition costs,
That's for goddamn sure


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-06-26 16:19:06


A haiku a day
is a tall order when you
have hours of schoolwork

But I don't mind it
I'm doing something with life
No more wasted days

No internet binge,
No wishing for better days;
I am in it now


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.