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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 20:42:11


At 1/16/16 06:36 PM, Krash17 wrote: This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds

I prefer Magic
myself. Prerelease today!
But to each his own...


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 11:29:48


At 1/16/16 08:42 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/16/16 06:36 PM, Krash17 wrote: This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds
I prefer Magic
myself. Prerelease today!
But to each his own...

Not me, but roommate
He is the nerd in question
We watch together


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 21:05:29


At 1/16/16 06:36 PM, Krash17 wrote: This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds

One year sober and
still craving, considering
reinstalling it.

BEST THRESH EUW BEST THRESH EUW

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 21:08:35


What is love? Baby

Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No

More. Ha. I just memed.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 22:32:55


At 1/18/16 11:29 AM, Krash17 wrote: Not me, but roommate
He is the nerd in question
We watch together

The Nerd Union will
rise, charged with denial
that Greedo shot first.

Cards Against Humanity

Many a good friend
made playing negates social
pressure against words.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 22:51:53


I missed this site so
But now I have returned here
So... What did I miss?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-18 23:02:28


At 1/18/16 10:51 PM, CGA-999 wrote: I missed this site so
But now I have returned here
So... What did I miss?

Tainted Logic was
The Bearer of the Torch and:
not much i-m-o.

except for TL's haiku marathon http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1368157/28

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-19 16:43:39


At 1/18/16 11:02 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
Tainted Logic was
The Bearer of the Torch and:
not much i-m-o.

Alas, the wind is
strong. I took the torch inside,
but it caused a fire.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-19 17:24:54


At 1/18/16 10:51 PM, CGA-999 wrote: I missed this site so
But now I have returned here
So... What did I miss?

One piece of advice
Avoid general forum
For there be monsters


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-19 22:19:14


Big white,
give me your light,
your cold, cruel, soft light

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 00:09:52


I have some catching up to do

Slipping into the
abyss of work, repentance
here is never done.

The Mock-Wikipedia Thing

Damn it, PayPal! You
will accept my debit card
or so face my wrath!

Tom Fulp Creepily Staring at me on the Mock-Wikipedia Thing

He won the staring
contest, but was super passive
about his triumph.

Ode to the Emoticons: Mr. Flat-Mouth

This is what people
use when they're pissed. Angry faic
is more like mock-pissed.

I should be happy...

...but my friend spilled beer
on my carpet. "Shit. Now I
need to get more beer."


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 06:23:23


December winter
My hands are cut into two
Walking on and on


Current Art Thread some NSFW (2022)

Past Art Thread (2013-2020)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 19:22:13


Man is an Animal

Saw the Revenant
Dicaprio looks so gross
This film is brutal


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 21:42:52


The Patriots Lost

"Mile high city." More
like dirty and gritty! *blows
nose in newspaper*


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 21:44:39


At 1/24/16 09:42 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: The Patriots Lost

"Mile high city." More
like dirty and gritty! *blows
nose in newspaper*

I don't understand

I'm not really fond of sports

I like twerking tho.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-24 23:40:28


At 1/24/16 09:44 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:

I'm upset that my
team lost so I tried (and failed)
to roast the winners.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-25 21:37:36


Stand Partner #3

Selling dog food on
the black market: attempt to
win a cigarette.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-26 23:42:45


I made a mistake

I'm not a good voice actor

Why did I submit that?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-26 23:54:36


At 1/26/16 11:42 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I made a mistake

I'm not a good voice actor

Why did I submit that?

I made that mistake
years ago. Now it's my most
popular song 2014.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-27 22:23:43


Defending my Record as a College-aged Social Justice Warrior

College is left-wing
agitprop in particle
accelerators.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-27 22:34:01


At 1/27/16 10:23 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Defending my Record as a College-aged Social Justice Warrior

College is left-wing
agitprop in particle
accelerators.

I don't understand
A word you just said, boy.
Take a chill pill, man.

jk

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-27 22:45:37


At 1/27/16 10:34 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I don't understand
A word you just said, boy.
Take a chill pill, man.

jk

haha.

I just meant that where
I'm from predisposes me
to be liberal...

...and the college I
attend reinforces this
mindset all the time.

"Agitprop" is just
Communist propaganda,
used to boost drama.

I felt the need to
guard my ideologue
as it is attacked...

...most notably by
political figures such as
Donald Trump and Cruz.

Putting all this in
one haiku is hard. I get
why you were confused.

:)


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-28 15:38:49


Waiting for this bus
It will never wait for me
Story of my life


Current Art Thread some NSFW (2022)

Past Art Thread (2013-2020)

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-28 21:24:03


Final GOP Debate before Iowa

Do the candidates
seem overly serious?
Oh yeah - there's no Trump.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-29 23:05:12


The Pencil Jar

Scratched-up bottom. Dents
in the lid. But sentiment
must win over age.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-02-02 14:39:09


Shitty Haiku

Sometimes it feels like
I've been waiting to poop for
My whole stupid life

Nothing feels imperative
Like getting to the toilet,
That pressure inside

I worry that someday
I might not make it in time
But, so far, so good


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-02-02 17:07:45


Sleepy yet conscious,
working every day very hard,
just want peace.


ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗDongers make me stronk!ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-02-02 23:50:10


Tired of all this
Listening to eminem
Shady XV. Yep

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-02-03 00:14:02


At 2/2/16 02:39 PM, Krash17 wrote: Shitty Haiku

I laughed, but it's late
at night. I'm drunk with goofy
moods and lack of sleep.

Iowa

Strong on corn, sleepy
on Democracy, this land
stretches flat to me.

New Hampshire

I would chide those who
can't make up their minds, but I'll
mend mine first or die.

High Tide

The speakers are still
buried in the sand. Ghosts of
Spring Breaks Past still haunts.

It's Tomorrow Already

Midnight deludes. It
thieves on the future like men
who live past their time.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-02-04 00:43:13


Ice cube is a pimp
One of the most talented
Rappers of all time