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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-22 20:39:50


I'd love to kiss you,
But your jaw isn't broken.
Now go live your life.


Click here and we'll become good friends.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-22 22:15:51


At 1/21/15 11:22 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: I apologize,
Tainted Logic, I left you
hangin', as they say.

Thanks for saying so,
yet I left myself hanging -
the past lives in me.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-23 16:59:30


beautiful crazy
shining true through dirt and rust
I can defend ya

..but where in.. the nine bloody hells..is the tea?


Thanks to Green-Chicken for the sig graphics, ur awesome.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-23 21:04:50


Eczema

It is a cycle
that brings first itch then cut then
stitch. The thrill of war.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-25 00:23:44


My Friend from Holland

"You people read the
Bible way too much. Thank God
I'm an atheist."

Can you see me?

The ghosts crawl through the
dimensions. They're watching you
and they love to judge.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-25 17:34:18


We Are...

all just figments of
God's imagination. Think
about it...confused?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-26 21:40:15


The Blanket

It can comfort and
it can warm, but it can still
smother if needed.

Good luck conquering the Blizzard of 2015, folks. ;P


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-26 22:11:05


At 1/26/15 09:40 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Good luck conquering the Blizzard of 2015, folks. ;P

Thanks, Logic.

A Fascination With The Word Inclement
Due to inclement
weather, the shopping center
will soon be closing.

Snow Day
All day to shovel.
Snowmen will guard a snow fort.
Nature understands.


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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-27 21:09:33


Okay, Power...

Don't turn off now. I
must finish this haiku...but
stay on after, too.

#BlizzardOf2015


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-28 00:23:04 (edited 2015-01-28 00:32:12)


The Wall of Snow

I drive down the road,
but every time I check,
it still follows me.

In honor of the Massachusetts Travel Ban finally being lifted, effective 12:00 a.m., 1/28/15. Almost 3 feet of snow and counting, guys.

#BlizzardOf2015


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-29 18:16:44


I can't focus on my schoolwork now that we've had 2 days off from school AND it's almost Friday again

Blizzard over. Back
to school. 4 more inches on
Monday. Let it snow!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-29 20:52:51


It was as a dream
That I awoke from, alone
You were never real

/angst


A strong emphasis on underlining.

CLICK ME >>>>

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-30 20:23:36


This isn't even the most popular thread in the writing forum of all time

Believe me. I checked.
It's the "writing forum lounge,"
which makes sense, but still...


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-30 21:19:00


At 1/30/15 08:23 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: This isn't even the most popular thread in the writing forum of all time

Believe me. I checked.
It's the "writing forum lounge,"
which makes sense, but still...

It seems like no one
Honestly appreciates
A haiku a day


A strong emphasis on underlining.

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-30 23:05:33


At 1/30/15 09:19 PM, Gergaloth wrote:
At 1/30/15 08:23 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: This isn't even the most popular thread in the writing forum of all time

Believe me. I checked.
It's the "writing forum lounge,"
which makes sense, but still...
It seems like no one
Honestly appreciates
A haiku a day

Perhaps a sonnet
a day is more appealing
to the masses now.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-31 13:03:05


Michael Jackson sang
I'll be there to protect you
when he was a kid


???

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-31 15:50:21


At 1/31/15 01:03 PM, afterfake13 wrote: Michael Jackson sang
I'll be there to protect you
when he was a kid

At least he didn't
sing "I'll be there to molest
you" as an adult.

(Sorry, too crude?)


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-31 18:58:27


holy freaking crap
that was hilariously
and crudely written


???

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-01-31 20:05:13


At 1/31/15 06:58 PM, afterfake13 wrote: holy freaking crap
that was hilariously
and crudely written

TaintedLogic's the
name, borderline humor's the
game! Why, thank you, sir!

:'D


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-01 23:36:06


The New England Patriots just won the Super Bowl

...and I'm glad. But I
have bigger things to worry
about: PHYSICS TESTS!

:O


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-02 21:27:41


At 2/1/15 11:36 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: PHYSICS TESTS!

Snow day again! Test
got moved to Thursday. It's all
relaxed now, my friends.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-03 19:34:58


Life

We're going to see
life. Turns out he's an old man,
but with strong wisdom.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-04 05:21:32


Perpetually bored
Contemplating the future
Life as we know it


winner of the first annual NG Hunger games

life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-04 16:33:12


Okay, Crap...

I'm officially
worried about my physics
test now. Wish me luck!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-05 20:45:42


I'm Sorry Guys

Recently, I've talked
way too much about physics
tests. Psych project next?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-06 22:48:26


At 2/5/15 08:45 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: I'm Sorry Guys

All Right, Fine. I Admit It.

I don't have a psych
project due soon. The number
of syllables worked.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-07 22:41:12


Back to Abstractions

Peering in through the
window of my mind, ideas
grow, then smash the glass.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-08 19:50:28


The Tradition

The knife lays out on
the counter late at night. I
say, "Honey, I'm home."


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-09 23:53:07


There isn't a Snow Day Tomorrow

It's been a while,
but tomorrow will be bound
by the chains of school.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-02-10 19:02:45


Life is like a sea sponge cruising down a freshwater river...

...but this metaphor
probably won't work because
I'm not a sea sponge.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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