I am at my work
I cannot leave my desk yet
I pee anyways
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"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Tried joining the guild.
They have not replied yet. I
Think the group is dead
At 2/6/16 12:27 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Tried joining the guild.
They have not replied yet. I
Think the group is dead
I'd give it a few
days. The guild may be quite weak,
albeit not dead.
I should branch out my
guild activity. It will
give us renewed strength.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I love old rap songs.
Way better than this new crap.
Like drake, and Kanye.
At 2/7/16 04:55 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I love old rap songs.
Way better than this new crap.
Like drake, and Kanye.
I know extremely
little about rap. Are those
guys the new or old?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 2/7/16 08:16 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 2/7/16 04:55 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I love old rap songs.I know extremely
Way better than this new crap.
Like drake, and Kanye.
little about rap. Are those
guys the new or old?
They are pretty new
I prefer old rappers like
Mc Ren and dre
Blame it on the Snow
I should probably
go to the library...yet
the snow deters me.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Beef
Damn it, I forgot
To take the beef out to thaw
Now we have a beef
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
Donald Trump won New Hampshire
I was scrolling through
my art favorites for an
appropriate piece.
Found it: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/seventhtower/before-it-all-ends
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Death, and Other Myths
The guild is not dead
But it ain't thriving, either
Call it a coma
Look, guys. Check this out
I'm going to college soon.
I want education.
It is a late start;
I just turned twenty-seven.
But is it too late?
The answer is no.
Almost always, I have found,
In these cases of
"Doubted potential",
I find the same conclusion:
The answer is no.
I am content here
Foraging with all of you
For these tasty scraps
If you eat enough,
All these scraps come together.
A mighty fine feast
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
At 2/11/16 10:32 PM, Krash17 wrote: Look, guys. Check this out
I'm going to college soon.
I want education.
That's great! Congrats and
good luck! It's never too late
to learn! Which college?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I believe I'm obligated to say hi...
...you know, being your
friendly neighborhood heathen
and all. I want friends.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Used To Be A Loner
I'm raising my glass
Who's Valentine, anyway?
Cheers, you fucking scrubs
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
That's great! Congrats and
good luck! It's never too late
to learn! Which college?
It's FSCJ
A Jacksonville college of
Learning for dimwits
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
Milestone
One thousand haikus:
It looks like we're getting there.
Not much longer now
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
At 2/14/16 07:15 PM, Krash17 wrote: Milestone
One thousand haikus:
It looks like we're getting there.
Not much longer now
We're even closer
than you think! There was one in
the original post!
Do you know what you
want to major in yet? I
sure don't. Freshman life.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Do you know what you
want to major in yet? I
sure don't. Freshman life.
General studies
AA to get me started
Major yet to come
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
Puddles
I skip writing these
haikus like puddles in a
rainstorm: cautiously.
Last Hurrah
A long winter is
slowly molding a warmer,
tempestuous spring.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Lucius
In my lap he rests,
His head like a basketball
Covered in brown fur
He is far too large
For the lifestyle he wants,
But I bend for him.
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
At 2/18/16 08:38 PM, Krash17 wrote: Lucius
In my lap he rests,
His head like a basketball
Covered in brown fur
He is far too large
For the lifestyle he wants,
But I bend for him.
You're Vice President
Of the newgrounds writers guild
Is it still a thing?
You're Vice President
Of the newgrounds writers guild
Is it still a thing?
A Reply on Behalf of the WNG
It is in a state
Of rest, far as I can tell
Time constrains us all
I am studying
Much work as I begin school
I contribute here
Tremax is silent
For a long time now, it seems
His return? Unsure
Currently, there are
No formal projects to come...
Not permanently
The Writer's Guild is
A creative collective
For all to enjoy
Therefore, I urge you
If you have ideas, to
Use the Guild banner
Bring folks together,
and write to your heart's content.
That is our purpose
If you have questions
Send me a message. Although
busy, I will help.
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
A Pickle in a Cowboy Hat Smoking a Cigarette
Getting new tattoos,
Like being stabbed by the sun,
You want to forget
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
I see I have some
catching-up to do. Thus
a journey of twelve:
Disrupted Travel Plans
Twenty-four hours in
a car. Forty-eight hours per
day. Sleep, is that you?
The To-Do List
The cost of something
includes chiefly time. I learned
this in Econ class.
Slow Getaway
Unmistakable
white powder seeped into the
ground. Some blamed the sun.
The Parasite
Carving out the flesh
from the inside, it digs dark
holes of restless sleep.
Nine Days
All I could do was
watch the sand slip through my hands,
pebbles remaining.
Vanishing Oatmeal-Raisin Cookies
To vanish is to
be without substance, yet my
thighs can still feel them.
Empty Post-it Notes
You have nothing to
remember. Your life is flat
as yellow cardstock.
Hangover on Christmas
Grip the table too
tight like a lover you'll rue
come hazy morning.
The Roommate Lives
Where was he when you
expected him to respond
to texts? Still alive?
The Water
Hid like a secret,
patient as time itself, it
yearns to flow again.
Chin Comes off the Chest
It looks like triumph
after the war of sleep, yet
signifies morning.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
It was a leap day
yesterday, so I leaped straight
to today's haiku.
Super Tuesday
I need this to be
a national holiday.
I don't want school now.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Took my placement test
No remedial class here
Go, average brain!
Krash17's mental health secrets:
Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.
At 3/2/16 06:04 PM, Krash17 wrote: Took my placement test
No remedial class here
Go, average brain!
Congratulations,
man! We average brains have
to stick together.
Ben Carson Pseudo-Drops Out
Maybe he can still
win if he memorizes
the Constitution.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I haven't been here
In a while. Have I missed much?
Nah, probably not.
At 3/6/16 11:33 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: I haven't been here
In a while. Have I missed much?
Nah, probably not.
I will confirm this.
Only spurts of life dot this
wasteland nowadays.
Besides, O Holy
Elephly has once again
dissolved into space.
...In other news, spring
weather is finally with
us. Hallelujah.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Two Pins, One Vote
Hillary wins head,
but Bernie wins heart. And head
wins politics, friends.
Item #478
To add another
only prolongs the certain.
Four seventy-nine.
105 Fucks
This is how many
my ears give to me, you. A
surplus we will share.
Thumbs-up
Natural motions
limit its success. Finger
pistols work better.
Pre-mature
I maintain there is
an immature phase to each
age. Happy new year.
Anticipate
Emotion litters
these thirty-three pages. I
cannot choose just one:
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
