Salud!
Holidays are coming!
You can find me at my place
Cup of cheer in hand
To share with others
Cleanses the soul, makes better
A tough daily grind
Raise your glass with me
To friends! To Life! To today,
And all days coming
(Happy Holidays, everybuddy *sips whiskey*)
Home for the Holidays
The warmth of the fire
and drinks are both draws. I can't
say I like whiskey...
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Re: my Sister's Track Meet
Oh, look: that one's not
my sister. Or that one. Time
hides her one event.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Participation Ribbon
Jacksonville Jaguars
I guess they're a football team
By definition
Participation Ribbon
New England Patriots
Tom Brady is not
capable of cheating. Shut
up, rest of the world.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Haven't written much in a while, but I want to get into it again. Feel free to pm me any tips or criticism; I want to get good at this.
Here's two; the syllables are a little off, but from what I've read, that's not too big an issue.
The lamb
In barren fields
walks atop lakes
the night air
thrusts cold into one's breath
hidden gods present their secrets
At 12/21/15 08:44 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Here's two; the syllables are a little off, but from what I've read, that's not too big an issue.
My experience
tells me haikus always go
five, seven, then five.
Nevertheless, it's
nice to have some fresh faces
around here. Welcome!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Workin' Retail:
Rearranging stuff
so you can see the labels.
That's when it's busy.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Merry Christmas?
"Happy Holidays"
is too broad. I'll settle for
"Feliz Navidad."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Stubborn Believer
That's it. I'm doing
it. No sleep until Santa
shows up. Watch me, fools.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 12/24/15 11:02 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: The Stubborn Believer
Didn't get a lot
of sleep last night. Fell asleep
opening presents.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Thanks Wikipedia
Reindeer are native
to northern Europe. I'll need
them to fly my sleigh.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
A truly great site
Original and sexy
May god bless Newgrounds
Home for the Holidays
It was just Christmas
I was busy receiving
A coffee grinder
While that is awesome,
It's no excuse for absence
But I am back now!
At 12/27/15 01:03 AM, sonofscipio wrote: A truly great site
Original and sexy
May god bless Newgrounds
What's this? A little
Newgrounds nationalism?
I like it! Welcome!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 12/27/15 10:24 AM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 12/27/15 01:03 AM, sonofscipio wrote: A truly great siteWhat's this? A little
Original and sexy
May god bless Newgrounds
Newgrounds nationalism?
I like it! Welcome!
thx bae <3 (not a haiku)
Horde of Lemons
I aid their escape
yet dread their crash at the end
of the moving belt.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Finished
Finished a book called
"Last Exit to Brooklyn", and
Now I'm not the same
Is it really done?
Is something finished if it
Continues to teach?
At 12/28/15 04:20 PM, Krash17 wrote: Finished
Finished a book called
"Last Exit to Brooklyn", and
Now I'm not the same
That's awesome! Congrats!
Can I read it? Will you try
to get it published?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Dear Tainted Logic
Once upon a time
Hubert Selby wrote that book.
Turned to film later.
At 12/28/15 05:14 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Dear Tainted Logic
Once upon a time
Hubert Selby wrote that book.
Turned to film later.
Wow. Assumed you wrote
it. Googled it. Added to
summer booklist now.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Wow. Assumed you wrote
it. Googled it. Added to
summer booklist now.
I have too many
books on that booklist. I can't
finish reading them.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Not Affiliated
Hi! Have you heard of:
Audible dot com - the best
multitask tool, yo?
because everyone's so busy and can't sit down and read a book for a minute
At 12/29/15 10:53 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Not Affiliated
Hi! Have you heard of:
Audible dot com - the best
multitask tool, yo?
Are you kidding? All
of the Youtubers I watch
endorse it non-stop!
XD
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Watch the Clock
Dragging back bedtime
takes more strength than I have at
this hour of the night.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Andrew Mikula, Famous Crooner
My voice is like glass:
vulnerable and smooth, yet
stinging at right times.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Happy 2016!
I almost forgot
to make a haiku for the
New Year! Here it goes...
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Awkward Conversation with my Sister
Where were you? School? I
just woke up. If you need help
with homework, ask Mom.
Awkward Conversation with my Sister 2
-You're a terrible
brother, you know that? -Need a
new one? Just ASK MOM!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
New Year, New Me!
In Planet Fitness
It was pizza night tonight
Yeah, It's weird, I know
So I exercise
Watching the others approach
The pizza table
Just one box remained
Many lifted up the lid,
Grimaced, walked away
What was inside it
Repulsed all who dared to look
Then the trash claimed it
I've no idea
What it might have been, but I
Like the mystery