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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-04 21:57:59


At 12/28/15 09:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 12/28/15 05:14 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Dear Tainted Logic
Once upon a time
Hubert Selby wrote that book.
Turned to film later.
Wow. Assumed you wrote
it. Googled it. Added to
summer booklist now.

Hubert Selby Jr.

To write those stories
Requires a heart much hardened
By something I'd fear


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-05 20:35:47


Angry

I read a short rant
My eyes nearly rolled away
Bouncing on the floor

But I remember
When I was somewhat younger
Feeling those same things

I was sarcastic
To mask what I was feeling
To make others laugh

Avoiding the truth
Of being an ugly kid
In a tiny town

Ugly within, and
Without. I looked at my life
And was unhappy

Over many years
I changed myself, little bits
And one day I learned

It was not others
But myself that was malformed
Not outside but in

A life full of pain
Is right there if you want it
I chose happiness


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-05 20:49:02


We Defy(ne) Normal

Rub it on your skin.
It fills the room like a cloud,
but the feeling stays.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-06 21:59:14


I Know Absolutely Nothing about Hip Hop Music

...and yet I'm trying
to construct a beat for my
friend to rap over.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-07 10:36:01


Rubber Bands

Hold together your
past in your mind...until you
find the seal broken.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-08 22:54:55


Four Days is Where I Draw the Line

It's like when you quit
smoking or eating junk food:
the hump divides us.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 22:13:43


Cruisin down the street

In my 6 4 jocking the

Bitches and the hoes

-eazy e

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 22:17:41


Here's another one.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What do you guys think?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 23:15:27


At 1/9/16 10:17 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: What do you guys think?

The second one's not
really a haiku, but fresh
faces here are great!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-09 23:52:52


At 1/9/16 11:15 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/9/16 10:17 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: What do you guys think?
The second one's not
really a haiku, but fresh
faces here are great!

Sounds like there is a

Lot of familiar faces?

Hope more people join!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-10 16:13:32


Upgrade

My new computer
Makes my old one look like a
Pricey dinner plate


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-10 16:16:52


At 1/10/16 04:13 PM, Krash17 wrote: Upgrade

My new computer
Makes my old one look like a
Pricey dinner plate

May this new treasure
be the CostCo to your Whole
Foods of old. Rejoice!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 10:02:10


At 1/10/16 04:16 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/10/16 04:13 PM, Krash17 wrote: Upgrade

My new computer
Makes my old one look like a
Pricey dinner plate
May this new treasure
be the CostCo to your Whole
Foods of old. Rejoice!

Either way, it seems
I am resisting the urge
To buy things in bulk


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 13:59:51


The F-Bomb

Though less powerful
than H-bombs or A-bombs, my
mother still cringes.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 14:06:56


At 1/11/16 01:59 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: The F-Bomb

Though less powerful
than H-bombs or A-bombs, my
mother still cringes.

The O-Bomb
Once, I said "old man",
referring to my father.
"Fuck you, I'm not old."

#PrioritiesAroundTheWorld

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-11 14:14:52


At 1/11/16 02:06 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: The O-Bomb
Once, I said "old man",
referring to my father.
"Fuck you, I'm not old."

#PrioritiesAroundTheWorld

One time, my Dad said
"fuck." My mother was appalled.
"Dave, your kids are here!"


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-12 16:08:51


Next Strain

Infected with words
so much I got immune. The
next strain came too soon.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 09:10:42


Chemical Dependence

I, without coffee,
A mean, irritable wreck...
It's got a tight grip.


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 14:55:28


Culinary Transmutations
Pizza to phyllo!
What the heck am I doing?
Recipe unclear.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 21:36:10


At 1/13/16 02:55 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Culinary Transmutations
Pizza to phyllo!
What the heck am I doing?
Recipe unclear.

#ThatRemindsMeOfAMeme

I got the blender.
Took the top off. Then lost you.
Now I can't get out.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-13 22:14:31


I think that I should

Get on this thread more often

Helps my writing skills

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 13:00:47


Bored out of my mind

In the middle of class

Procrastinating

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 16:06:13


Moldy blueberry
Your brothers were sweet, but you
Taste like a basement


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:10:48


How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:17:48


At 1/14/16 11:10 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax

The original
post in this thread will tell you
what you need to know.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-14 23:35:13


At 1/14/16 11:17 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
At 1/14/16 11:10 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: How do you join

The writers guild of Newgrounds?

I want to. @tremax
The original
post in this thread will tell you
what you need to know.

Thanks TaintedLogic!

I appreciate the help

You are very kind!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-15 14:39:30


At 1/14/16 11:35 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Thanks TaintedLogic!

I appreciate the help

You are very kind!

No worries, man. We
always could use more members
of the writers' guild.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 00:43:53


A new favorite show.

Ash vs evil dead is

Freaking amazing!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 12:20:03


At cici's pizza.

Eating some tasty pizza

Waiting to clock in

Response to A Haiku a Day 2016-01-16 18:36:34


This competition,
League of Legends, is like the
Superbowl for nerds


Krash17's mental health secrets:

Drink more water, sleep well, and if you want friends, be a friend.