so action-y, so flashy, so fancy!
I hate people and
I have a loaded shotgun.
Boom, motherfucker.
call me arnold
At 8/30/15 05:33 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: so action-y, so flashy, so fancy!
I hate people and
I have a loaded shotgun.
Boom, motherfucker.
I have a gun, a
shovel, and I'm not afraid
to go back to jail!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/30/15 07:05 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: I have a gun, a
shovel, and I'm not afraid
to go back to jail!
-> oh my god, the emoticon of pure determination and criminal intent.
I'm so fancy
I'll snap a selfie
and the mirror - my best friend
Like me, baby, now!
I just wanna go.
Big city calling for me
Summer is over.
Excuse my absence
Orientation
at my college might be more
demanding than class!
Slacklining
Being closer to
the ground does not cause fear to
just evaporate.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
no idea
What should I say now?
Seventeen pieces of word.
Let's just keep it going.
Coffee, wifebeater
Fuzzy slippers, why do I
have to change clothes?
Not blastproof cookware; aka "Dear diary, I'm feeling homicidal today"
Today I ate rice
pudding with caramel sauce
and chunks of plastic
I have emerged...
I have emerged from
the void. There's no Internet
access in the void.
Bates College AESOP (Annual Entering Student Outdoor Program)
We met for the first
time on this island, and there
are many more times.
Portland, Maine
Skylines peak out of
the ocean's maw as waves stop
chewing on my boat.
Casco Bay
The water is calm
on this side, but that is the
ocean's trickery.
Peaks Island
I left my raincoat
on the ferry, but this land
is a greater gift.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Wash
What is the meaning
of this foul language?! There
is danger in such.
Stay Cool
Treasure this phrase, for
its future use will only
be mocking in Maine.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Three times as long
Practice makes perfect,
young haikumancer. Soon your
skill set will grow large.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 9/9/15 07:31 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: Three times as long
Practice makes perfect,
young haikumancer. Soon your
skill set will grow large.
it takes much more than that, practice is a lie
"Balls" and confidence;
Speaking 'bout relevant stuff;
Creative ideas.
Doing the same old -
Disaster- just gives birth to
twins and clones. "Failure".
it's much more than just making sure you're efficiently repeating your steps. I'd rather dance to my grave than just march. Left. Left-right-left.
At 9/9/15 08:09 AM, whatusernamedood wrote: it takes much more than that, practice is a lie
It is easy to
oversimplify when you've
so few syllables.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Linear Algebra
With this course it is
confirmed that roads to success
are not linear.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
London Staying
Studying abound
In the United Kingdom
It's a brand new world...
Syria is Closer Now
#helpisontheway
You wonder what powers you
Have now that you know...
Focusing
I use Silent Hill.
Pyramid Head ain't got shit
On my professors...
Politics and Economics
...Huh? What? Eh? How the--?
Lost in a sea of numbers
And worldly systems.
I Forgot...
(to remember on
the day of not forgetting)
to write a haiku.
Federer and Djokovic
"We all know who will
win," my roommate says. But no...
we really don't know.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Light
This thread like a light
to turn to after the dark.
I walk out of caves.
Donald Trump's Wife
Trump blames Jeb's wife for
policy decisions, yet
his is much too young.
Fiorina Wins
The debate is hers
for the taking, and Trump says
she's beautiful too.
To-Do List
Productivity
on the rise. First item: get
earbuds untangled.
Edamame
Skeptical of this
exotic word, I still will
make the healthy choice.
Art Start-up
I still know very
little about art...which may
prove for the better.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Rolling down the street
Sipping on gin and juice, and
Smoking on indo.
'Cause I'm slim shady
all you other slim shadies
Are immatating
Madness
Let this return be
to madness and for madness...
Madness Day, that is!
Fresh Souls
Fresh souls have haunted
this thread. I'm the one who does
the haunting 'round here. >:D
You're Bleeding
Splattering the walls,
a sign of a long night spent
in agony's wake.
Ben Carson and Muslims
The two would not like
to be stuck together at
the base of a well.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Hey! It's been a while.
Sorry about my absence.
Hope I may atone.
Here's a brand new one.
It reflects my recent thoughts.
It's quite personal.
But while personal,
I feel also good advice
forever, for all.
So here I go now,
but this won't be regular.
Sorry in advance.
Also, a shout out
to @TaintedLogic for his
continued haikus!
Really man, you're awesome, thanks for keeping the thread going and being around since the start!
Spotter
Even with someone
close by your side, there’s still no
excuse to let go.
At 9/24/15 08:41 AM, Elephly wrote:
Praise be, beloved
creator! Our master has
returned! Hear ye, friends...
Seriously, man:
where have you been? School? Jungles
that don't have WiFi...?
My pleasure to keep the thread going, by the way. ^^
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 9/24/15 08:54 AM, TaintedLogic wrote:
Alas, me final
days in the land of haikus
were stolen by heart.
Ya, I got a girlfriend around the time of my last few posts lol. Also I started full-time work, so a lot of new things.
At 9/24/15 09:13 AM, Elephly wrote:
Well, it's nice to know
our beloved creator
was not suffering.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Atheism
Even Neil Degrasse
Tyson labels it a waste
of time. I have time.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Checkers
I forgot how to
play this game long ago, just
as basic math too.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Ducks
Coerce the ducks with
bread, and you'll get a Facebook
pro pic out of it.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Ongoing
Without interval,
awkward moments never ceased.
Inured I still stand.
Sup, Tainted.
At 9/27/15 08:12 PM, elmanymt wrote: Sup, Tainted.
Not much. Just grinding
my way through college. How are
you, Elmanymt?
Sorry, I have no
clue how many syllables
"Elmanymt" has. :P
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Migrants to Europe
Controversy can
be stirred by bigotry. The
next test is crucial.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
