Where Did the Day Go?
Hiding behind time,
it runs at an angle so
I can't shoot it down.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
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Stalin escapes...
the ridicule of
jokesters. Hitler this, Hitler
that...Stalin killed more.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Leave the lights off...
Embrace destiny,
fool, and succumb to this tide
of gaining darkness.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
"At fifty", I said,
"I'll blow my brains out for sure"
Now I'm fifty-two.
Just do what you love
Carpe diem, fuck the future
happy birthday, me!
Everything is dull
Rat race -The cake was a lie
No signs of boars yet
(artistic transcript, I'm kinda losing faith in life lol)
(thank you, Tainted Logic for carrying the torch)
At 8/10/15 03:55 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: (thank you, Tainted Logic for carrying the torch)
And may it always
burn brighter, for it leads those
long bound by silence.
We all have something
to give to this world. Trust that,
and you won't lose faith. :)
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
New week, new stresses
All to go to England in
Two more weeks--oh boy!
Derp
Search high and search low
Reach in your pocket and know
That you are stupid...
Letting Go
Dreaming about you.
I let go of your hand and
Ran 'til I could fly.
Need money for Deodorant
Three bucks won't cover
it. I must find a way to
cover up the stink.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/11/15 11:44 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: Need money for Deodorant
Three bucks won't cover
it. I must find a way to
cover up the stink.
For pussies
Hot water and soap
Baby powder, it's all cheap
Deodorant is....
At 8/11/15 01:32 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: For pussies
Hot water and soap
Baby powder, it's all cheap
Deodorant is....
Found something cheap at
my local grocery store.
All is forgiven!
;D
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Leave it in the Bread Aisle
The smell of dark pump,
sourdough and rye will mask
this misplaced return.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Freak Accident
Everyone is
okay, except my car. She
served me well. So long.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Stereotypical Early-Millennial High School-Age Haiku
This haiku just wants
to fit in, okay? So cut out your
clique-y malarkey!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Curse Continues
The Red Sox have a
three-game losing streak when I
happen to be there.
>_<
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Perfection
Freewriting, they said,
Keeps the creative flow up
Forever alone
sorry about your car and the game.
At 8/16/15 07:25 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
sorry about your car and the game.
There will be more games,
and more cars, but this time I'll
have to pay for it.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/14/15 10:13 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Freak Accident
Everyone is
okay, except my car. She
served me well. So long.
Carjacked
Dude, it sucks-- I know!
Someone tried to hotwire mine
In front of my house!
To The Moon
Through those stars I'll
Find exactly what I seek--
And you will be there...
Low Intelligence
School looms closer now
I see my peers on the web...
I'm inadequate.
Eschaton
How is this not a
game people play in real life,
as Festivus is?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/16/15 10:48 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote:
Carjacked
Dude, it sucks-- I know!
Someone tried to hotwire mine
In front of my house!
My car was not jacked.
Telephone pole fell on top.
Carjacking is worse...
Low Intelligence
School looms closer now
I see my peers on the web...
I'm inadequate.
When do you go back?
And where do you go? Fourteen
days and Bates for me. :)
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/17/15 11:12 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: My car was not jacked.
Telephone pole fell on top.
Carjacking is worse...
Shouldn't but...
This shit is funny
How did it even happen?
Wile Coyote?
At 8/17/15 07:56 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:At 8/17/15 11:12 AM, TaintedLogic wrote: My car was not jacked.Shouldn't but...
Telephone pole fell on top.
Carjacking is worse...
This shit is funny
How did it even happen?
Wile Coyote?
A moving truck dragged
down low-hanging telephone
poles onto my car.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/17/15 08:13 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: A moving truck dragged
down low-hanging telephone
poles onto my car.
http://taintedlogic.newgrounds.com/news/post/939485
Arigato, dood
I'll "follow" you just in case
something else happens
My humour is weird
What is the meaning of life?
I like trains. and steak.
Since when haiku
makes sense or follows some norms?
Honey Boo Boo. Art.
Perseids
"art" - it takes some skill
to create something of worth.
The Galaxy cried.
At 8/17/15 08:25 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Arigato, dood
I'll "follow" you just in case
something else happens
Arigato to
you as well. I'll fan you to
learn more Japanese. XD
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/17/15 08:32 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Arigato to
you as well. I'll fan you to
learn more Japanese. XD
akhem.
Hatsune Miku! <3
Domo arigato! De-
de-desu. hashi.
Gyoza, sashimi
otamagoyaki and
the sweet-sour* sauce.
*(google says nothing about "sour" and I have no idea what to do about it. it is a clump of vowels but I pronounce it like it's two separate vowels because it is a word of german origin, so I pray to the gods (the old and the new) : sour consists of two syllables; and the form of my haiku is intact)
At 8/17/15 08:43 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
*(google says nothing about "sour" and I have no idea what to do about it. it is a clump of vowels but I pronounce it like it's two separate vowels because it is a word of german origin, so I pray to the gods (the old and the new) : sour consists of two syllables; and the form of my haiku is intact)
I frequently use
this website for such disputes.
Alas, sour has one.
:'(
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/17/15 08:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:'(
FML
Perfect form is lost
Cosmic balance in peril.
cause: one syllable.
At 8/17/15 11:12 AM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 8/16/15 10:48 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote:My car was not jacked.
Carjacked
Dude, it sucks-- I know!
Someone tried to hotwire mine
In front of my house!
Telephone pole fell on top.
Carjacking is worse...
Low IntelligenceWhen do you go back?
School looms closer now
I see my peers on the web...
I'm inadequate.
And where do you go? Fourteen
days and Bates for me. :)
That still really sucks!
Glad to hear there was no harm,
Expensive fix though...
Leaving for England
Next Thursday afternoon and
School on a Tuesday.
Don't worry - I'm not dying
I just wanted an
excuse to use the above
emoticon. K?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 8/18/15 06:31 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Don't worry - I'm not dying
I just wanted an
excuse to use the above
emoticon. K?
Glad to see you guys
Have not abandoned this thread.
However your car...
Confucius once said
winter fox will never meet
the bengal tiger
hi, elmanymt!
At 8/18/15 09:59 PM, elmanymt wrote:At 8/18/15 06:31 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Don't worry - I'm not dyingGlad to see you guys
I just wanted an
excuse to use the above
emoticon. K?
Have not abandoned this thread.
However your car...
...was not abandoned
either. Just trapped underneath
a telephone pole.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
