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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-20 17:32:26


T
Assholes or pansies
Is there middle ground with the
male population?

I am not sexist
I am an activist, see.
Tumblerinas rule.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-20 22:24:04


At 8/20/15 05:32 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: T
Assholes or pansies
Is there middle ground with the
male population?

I'd rather not know
the premise of this haiku,
if you don't mind, sir.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 19:19:52


At 8/20/15 10:24 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: I'd rather not know
the premise of this haiku,
if you don't mind, sir.

Sheer stupidity?
And "ha-i-ku" equals three
Tainted Logic, sir

And...
I apologise
if my recent haiku
upset you somehow

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 20:19:00


At 8/21/15 07:19 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
Sheer stupidity?
And "ha-i-ku" equals three
Tainted Logic, sir

Sorry to be a
Syllable Cop, but "haiku"
has two syllables.

And...
I apologise
if my recent haiku
upset you somehow

Nonsense! I was just
trying to make humor with
your strong-natured words. ;)


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 21:02:23


At 8/21/15 08:19 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Sorry to be a
Syllable Cop, but "haiku"
has two syllables.

Irrational gratitude
Fuck fuckity fuck!
fuck! i was wrong and I hate
you because of that!

Screw English language -
the ugly German-French kid.
Thanks, TaintedLogic.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 21:09:53


At 8/21/15 09:02 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Irrational gratitude
Fuck fuckity fuck!
fuck! i was wrong and I hate
you because of that!

Screw English language -
the ugly German-French kid.
Thanks, TaintedLogic.

It's okay. I hate
myself too. You're German and
French? That's pretty cool!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 21:42:52


At 8/21/15 09:09 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: It's okay. I hate
myself too. You're German and
French? That's pretty cool!

Thin ice
I'm ugly too! But....
Don't you insult me like that -
I'm not French, okay?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 22:42:26


At 8/21/15 09:42 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
At 8/21/15 09:09 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: It's okay. I hate
myself too. You're German and
French? That's pretty cool!
Thin ice
I'm ugly too! But....
Don't you insult me like that -
I'm not French, okay?

I didn't mean to
insult you. I like talking
to foreign people...

I think the diverse
nature of this site is one
of its greatest perks.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 23:13:25


At 8/21/15 10:42 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: I didn't mean to
insult you. I like talking
to foreign people...

I think the diverse
nature of this site is one
of its greatest perks.

Usually, I'm
Not easily offended
But you called me French.

Untitled
Social justice sucks.
Can't we just hate each other
equally, in peace?
(i'm soooooo gonna score this one day, it's gonna be a masterpiece)

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-21 23:26:15


Social justice sucks.
Can't we just hate each other
equally, in peace?
(i'm soooooo gonna score this one day, it's gonna be a masterpiece)

I wasn't trying
to be a social justice
warrior, you see.

It just interests me
that people think and act based
on where they are from.

I realized this by
talking to people from this
site via PM.

Also, I still don't
understand why being French
is such a bad thing. :/


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-22 18:11:49


Social Justice Warrior
Oh. My. GOD. I'm back
To find this term has followed
Me. Oh. My. Dear. GOD!

Social Justice Protector
There's a difference
Between true respectfulness
And assholery.

Life's Too Short
I am full of love.
I do believe in justice.
I choose to live life.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-22 18:36:45


At 8/22/15 06:11 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Social Justice Warrior
Oh. My. GOD. I'm back
To find this term has followed
Me. Oh. My. Dear. GOD!

Social Justice Protector
There's a difference
Between true respectfulness
And assholery.

Life's Too Short
I am full of love.
I do believe in justice.
I choose to live life.

"Social justice" on the prowl
I love you, pookums
And wherever you might be
I will be there too

World Peace
Unicorns prancing
Over rainbows, above the
Grand Ice Cream Kingdom

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-22 23:05:24


At 8/22/15 06:11 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Social Justice Protector
There's a difference
Between true respectfulness
And assholery.

So which one is which?
I consider myself a
justice warrior.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-23 15:16:21


The Halo

The halo doesn't
go all the way around. There's
deeper meaning here...

#NGemoticonconspiracy


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-23 17:55:31


Unibrow smiley
and also an albino.
Questions just add up.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-23 22:54:54


Off The Clock
Last day at my job
So bittersweet that it hurts.
Good-bye, Phoenix Herb...

Protector vs. Warrior
Warrior fangs are
Sharp-- dripping with blood and gore
I have felt their sting.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-24 23:36:02


Am I safe here?

I haven't found my
home yet. I'll start searching next
week, where cold paths lay.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-25 18:53:18


At 8/24/15 11:36 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Am I safe here?

I haven't found my
home yet. I'll start searching next
week, where cold paths lay.

When you find one, please,
tell us so we can prepare
housewarming haikus ;)

To tame a feral kitten
Look - One is blind and
other is dumb as a brick -
Bono and Briquette!

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-25 23:17:39


Cart-hunting

The moon lights the way
as I search for ghostly steel
cages in the night.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-26 23:19:49


I don't care what the hiring sign says

"Grocery clerk" is
not a career - it's a job.
There's a difference.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-27 18:56:21


Ode to the Emoticons: Mini-Angry Faic

Somehow this one seems
cute to me. Reminds me of
a cross little kid.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 15:42:05


Glass cables, lasers
It was so much fun working
on something again

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 16:36:26


Ode to the Emoticons: Arrogance

ERIC! Give me my
hourly massage, sirrah!
My bones ACHE with wealth...


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 16:37:48


Painting the room green
Is difficult because of
All the stuff inside

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 17:10:54


At 8/28/15 04:37 PM, Salis wrote: Painting the room green
Is difficult because of
All the stuff inside

confused
What the hell and why?
Unless the "stuff" is bolted
to the walls. How so?

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 17:31:04


At 8/28/15 05:10 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
At 8/28/15 04:37 PM, Salis wrote: Painting the room green
Is difficult because of
All the stuff inside
confused
What the hell and why?
Unless the "stuff" is bolted
to the walls. How so?

Problem lies in there:
I can't take any stuff nor
The furniture out

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 17:45:20


At 8/28/15 05:31 PM, Salis wrote: Problem lies in there:
I can't take any stuff nor
The furniture out

ies
Why bother then, dood?
Let you spirit run freely
Colors are for puss...

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 20:15:30


At 8/28/15 05:45 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:
At 8/28/15 05:31 PM, Salis wrote: Problem lies in there:
I can't take any stuff nor
The furniture out
ies
Why bother then, dood?
Let you spirit run freely
Colors are for puss...

I couldn't make it
When my soul withered as the
Previous paint faded

The death and rebirth...
They will be mine as I get
This color enhanced.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-28 20:18:01


I only have to
Bare and paint my precious walls
Bit by bit and through

Response to A Haiku a Day 2015-08-29 15:41:43


Ode to the Emoticons: The Loquacious Nerd

Hi, I'm Nathan! I
like science and model cars
and...LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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