Hopped up on caffeine.
Hatsune Miku ringing.
Time for a swell night
There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi
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The Path
It's almost time to
start on this path. I've long been
at its inception.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Why I Never Post Happy Haikus
Every day is
the start of the rest of your
life. Start it off right.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
One for the soldier
You put your life on the line
Thank you for serving
Happy Veteran's Day, y'all.
Take it Out on Myself
I can always be
better. Isn't it good to
know you're in control?
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.
*sips coffee*
I lost the game.
At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.
*sips coffee*
Ah, fellow rebel!
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.
>:D
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,Ah, fellow rebel!
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.
*sips coffee*
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.
>:D
You wouldn't like mine,
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.
*sips latte with extra espresso*
I lost the game.
At 11/12/14 07:09 PM, Holon wrote:At 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:You wouldn't like mine,At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,Ah, fellow rebel!
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.
*sips coffee*
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.
>:D
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.
*sips latte with extra espresso*
Eight syllables in
second line is a sign I'm
sucking the blood NOW!!!
*takes an indulgent gulp of oily, tainted, odorous, drab blood with an almost sexual pleasure*
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 11/12/14 09:10 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 11/12/14 07:09 PM, Holon wrote:Eight syllables inAt 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:You wouldn't like mine,At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,Ah, fellow rebel!
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.
*sips coffee*
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.
>:D
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.
*sips latte with extra espresso*
second line is a sign I'm
sucking the blood NOW!!!
*takes an indulgent gulp of oily, tainted, odorous, drab blood with an almost sexual pleasure*
Oi-il-y, oh darn.
My blood, oh, my virgin blood,
Take my di'betes.
Yes I am cheating,
The contraction takes away,
A spare syllable.
*sips extra large coffee with skim milk, extra milk, and four sugars, shaken not stirred, with a shot of espresso from the Himalayas not really as I stall with unnecessary text to fit the word count needed in ratio to the quoted text*
I lost the game.
At 11/12/14 11:38 PM, Holon wrote:At 11/12/14 09:10 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:Oi-il-y, oh darn.At 11/12/14 07:09 PM, Holon wrote:Eight syllables inAt 11/12/14 06:07 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:You wouldn't like mine,At 11/11/14 08:42 PM, Holon wrote: The otter comes forth,Ah, fellow rebel!
Seeking its fishy breakfast,
Eating 'til its full.
*sips coffee*
Sipping coffee...too bad I
like to sip your blood.
>:D
blood so oily and tainted,
Odorous and drab.
*sips latte with extra espresso*
second line is a sign I'm
sucking the blood NOW!!!
*takes an indulgent gulp of oily, tainted, odorous, drab blood with an almost sexual pleasure*
My blood, oh, my virgin blood,
Take my di'betes.
Yes I am cheating,*sips extra large coffee with skim milk, extra milk, and four sugars, shaken not stirred, with a shot of espresso from the Himalayas not really as I stall with unnecessary text to fit the word count needed in ratio to the quoted text*
The contraction takes away,
A spare syllable.
YES! I will use my
vampiric powers, mouth a
vacuum that sucks blood!
>:D
*uses claws for leverage to wring out all the excess blood in @Holon like water in a towel, hungrily and savagely licking the last ruby red drop that dared to try to escape down my chin.*
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I Thought I Forgot...
to post a haiku
yesterday...but at midnight,
yesterday is now.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Hilarious Road Signs
Hello and welcome
to Hell. We hope you enjoy
your stay. "Rot in peace."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Yeah, so that happened...
Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.
LOL
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I Just Favorited this Thread
Well, never thought I'd
ever say that when I first
joined Newgrounds.com
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Seeds are taught to love
But as we grow from saplings
Trees hate the unknown
*sips that OJ*
At 11/16/14 04:44 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yeah, so that happened...
Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.
Why not have some kids?
Responsibility sucks
Oh yeah, nevermind
At 11/19/14 12:29 AM, xxbagleyxx wrote:At 11/16/14 04:44 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yeah, so that happened...Why not have some kids?
Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.
Responsibility sucks
Oh yeah, nevermind
Forgot to post a
haiku yesterday. Must be
that birth control. WAIT...
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Body Clock
Also, my body
clock's alarm always rings, yet
I want to hit "snooze."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 11/19/14 01:20 AM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 11/19/14 12:29 AM, xxbagleyxx wrote:Forgot to post aAt 11/16/14 04:44 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Yeah, so that happened...Why not have some kids?
Customer asked me
if I have kids. I'd like to
get my license first.
Responsibility sucks
Oh yeah, nevermind
haiku yesterday. Must be
that birth control. WAIT...
Oh Snap! You're slacking
Get your head back in the game.
This is not a joke!
Well, actually
I guess it is all for fun
Let's not get crazy
At 11/19/14 10:58 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: Well, actually
I guess it is all for fun
Let's not get crazy
I suppose I like
crazy sometimes...when it does
not mean theft of sleep.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Only a Matter of Time...
Creativity
waxes and wanes like the moon.
Time is blinking light.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
New Deodorant
Psychology says
I cannot smell myself...yet
all is different.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
The Deodorant
Starting to get used
to my new deodorant
now. Feels good; smells good.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
You try being deep
In seventeen syllables
This haiku is poop
I ate a pie yo
Man it was so good just wow
Make some more okay
Oh look, nipple rings
At 11/23/14 03:05 AM, fmn335 wrote: I ate a pie yo
Man it was so good just wow
Make some more okay
My Mom's cranberry
bread is better. The pie can
wait, my friend. You'll see...
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 11/23/14 06:53 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 11/23/14 03:05 AM, fmn335 wrote: I ate a pie yoMy Mom's cranberry
Man it was so good just wow
Make some more okay
bread is better. The pie can
wait, my friend. You'll see...
No offense to you or your mother, I'm sure you're both lovely people
No Cranberries, please.
Your sweet-tart fruits don't temp me.
We should go back to pie.
At 11/23/14 10:07 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: No offense to you or your mother, I'm sure you're both lovely people
No Cranberries, please.
Your sweet-tart fruits don't temp me.
We should go back to pie.
For friendships' sake, I
propose a compromise: we
have some cake instead.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 11/24/14 03:21 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:At 11/23/14 10:07 PM, xxbagleyxx wrote: No offense to you or your mother, I'm sure you're both lovely peopleFor friendships' sake, I
No Cranberries, please.
Your sweet-tart fruits don't temp me.
We should go back to pie.
propose a compromise: we
have some cake instead.
Why, I'd love some cake.
A true gentleman you are.
Shall I make some tea?
