All Bark, No Bite
I'm not a dog, but
I do have a furry face
after not-shaving.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Not Colorblind
Black Lives Do Matter
I cannot imagine a
Person who says "no".
Contemplating so much on that lately....
The Confederate Flag
Southern heritage
is carried by other means
that don't offend blacks.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
It's 4 AM and I Can't Sleep
I popped three pain pills
Tonight alone and I still
Wake at 4 AM
Confederate Flag Response
Apparently though
It is the only way to
Keep up the Lost Cause...
Lighter Note
Off to London in
August-- a new adventure
Is coming for me.
I Know the Feeling
Except I have stayed
up until 4 a.m., to
arise head whirring.
The Lost Cause...
is a serious
debate, but it should've been
over years ago.
I've always wanted to go to London, but...
The metric system
and sharp left turns are rather
notable turn-offs.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Nicolas Cage's Wallet
This is why they have
to invent a negative
twenty dollar bill.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
Negative Twenty Dollars
Adding insult to
Injury maybe but: the
College kid struggle!
Disconcerting
Hold the phone, wait up
Flirting? With me? Co worker
Has to be tripping.
:\
Now Concerned
I was enamored
Now I am afraid that this
Game is dangerous.
Overthink
Yeah right, whatever
Gotta keep my head on straight
Can't lose it right now!
"See you around..."
My favorite song
Now makes me think about you
But in the reverse.
Waves Good-Bye
Though I doubt I am
La Cienega to you.
Such a little girl...
Squid On a Shelf
To my little squid--
How I adore your fez and
Bowtie-- you rascal!
At 7/27/15 09:37 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote:
You are a haiku
MACHINE, my friend. Awaiting
more of your good work. ;)
Recipe for Haiku-writing
A bucketful of
creativity, a dash
of concision. Yum!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 7/27/15 11:48 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
Too many thoughts in
My head, poetry is best
To examine bones.
You, my dear friend, are
Not so bad yourself--I just
Smile when you write. :)
I Wanna Be A Spoken Word Poet
I wish I had fire
So my words could burn on stage.
Alas, I am cold.
Writing Poetry
Here is the start point!
I practice, practice, practice
Until it is right.
The NRA
If they don't comment
on Pelican State deaths, I
don't comment on them.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
LEGOS
I wish I had a
Computer good enough to
Play a Lego game...
I just found ... this thread
thinking there were no writers
on NG forums
Obviously, I
was mistaken, oh my god
what a nice surprise
It would be a shame
If I interrupted your
endless dialogue, eh?
Coffee ain't a herb
Herbal tea is for pansies
Is the tea curse real?
LEGOS
Plastic bricks and planks
Re-live the past on PC?
Pixel shader two.
Syllables confuse
non-native speakers like me
Sorry bad English.
At 7/29/15 01:28 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: I just found ... this thread
thinking there were no writers
on NG forums
Obviously, I
was mistaken, oh my god
what a nice surprise
It would be a shame
If I interrupted your
endless dialogue, eh?
Coffee ain't a herb
Herbal tea is for pansies
Is the tea curse real?
LEGOS
Plastic bricks and planks
Re-live the past on PC?
Pixel shader two.
Syllables confuse
non-native speakers like me
Sorry bad English.
Then I guess I work
In a pansy shop these days.
I love me some tea.
Welcome to the chat
Full of haiku bantering
Non-English Native!
Let's throw you a welcome party!
There won't be gifts, as
this is the internet, but
we can still have cake!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 7/29/15 10:43 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
Sorry I ate a
slice already - I was quite
hungry after work.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
I laughed, I shed tears
So welcomed I've never felt
my entire life, *sob*
At 7/29/15 10:49 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: I laughed, I shed tears
So welcomed I've never felt
my entire life, *sob*
That "welcomed" feeling
might be from all the Molly
I put in the cake.
In all seriousness, though, "entire" is 3 syllables. ;)
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 7/29/15 10:55 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:
In all seriousness, though, "entire" is 3 syllables. ;)
I thought Google would
never lie to me, oh well
I was very wrong.
At 7/29/15 11:03 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:At 7/29/15 10:55 PM, TaintedLogic wrote:In all seriousness, though, "entire" is 3 syllables. ;)I thought Google would
never lie to me, oh well
I was very wrong.
Oooh! Looks like you're right!
That was my misconception.
My apologies!
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 7/29/15 11:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Oooh! Looks like you're right!
That was my misconception.
My apologies!
Wow, how could it be?
A native beaten by this
mainstream search engine
At 7/29/15 11:15 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:At 7/29/15 11:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: Oooh! Looks like you're right!Wow, how could it be?
That was my misconception.
My apologies!
A native beaten by this
mainstream search engine
Our own languages
Makes fools of us all sometimes.
Aren't they wonderful?
At 7/29/15 11:27 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Our own languages
Makes fools of us all sometimes.
Aren't they wonderful?
Would you believe me
if I told you I hate words
and their fickleness too? (syllable, syllable, a kingdom for a syllable, I have a limited time to edit, oh noooooo) (edited. I am a cheater)
At 7/29/15 11:32 PM, whatusernamedood wrote:At 7/29/15 11:27 PM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Our own languagesWould you believe me
Makes fools of us all sometimes.
Aren't they wonderful?
if I told you I hate words
and their fickleness too? (syllable, syllable, a kingdom for a syllable, I have a limited time to edit, oh noooooo) (edited. I am a cheater)
Cheater, cheater! You
Pumpkin eater! Though tonight
I might just forgive...
Pretty Words
Inclined to agree
One can use a pretty word
To weave a good lie.
At 7/29/15 11:32 PM, whatusernamedood wrote: Would you believe me
if I told you I hate words
and their fickleness too? (syllable, syllable, a kingdom for a syllable, I have a limited time to edit, oh noooooo) (edited. I am a cheater)
Ironically,
that first remark on "entire"
was edited in.
"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog
At 7/30/15 12:40 AM, saphiragranger9 wrote:
:Pretty Words
Inclined to agree
One can use a pretty word
To weave a good lie.
My thoughts exactly!
Behind every artist hides
a skillful liar.
Making you believe
stories, scenes, sounds, characters
that did not exist.
Relative clauses
Indirect speech and syntax
I really love them
I strive to improve
my English to C1 but
I forgot about
Syllables, oh my
Patience is all I ask, my
Dear haikuists.
Only then edits
Will cease to defile this thread
I am Purity
At 7/30/15 12:52 AM, whatusernamedood wrote:At 7/30/15 12:40 AM, saphiragranger9 wrote:Pretty WordsMy thoughts exactly!
Inclined to agree
One can use a pretty word
To weave a good lie.
Behind every artist hides
a skillful liar.
Making you believe
stories, scenes, sounds, characters
that did not exist.
Then there are our own
Lies that we will hide behind
Or fall victim to.
At 7/30/15 01:09 AM, saphiragranger9 wrote: Then there are our own
Lies that we will hide behind
Or fall victim to.
this is beautiful.
Long distance relationship
Bounds help creating
bolder ways to show my Love.
Restraining order.
