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A Haiku a Day

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-15 19:13:33


Tears

As you gasp on your
knees, anger finally sops
up the tears. Phase 3.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-16 04:15:36


Taken And Given Back

I heard you crying.
I turned to tell you something-
Dust on the pillow.

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-16 19:20:52


Fears

National Honors
induction in 5. Just hope
I don't fall off stage.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-17 15:08:49


Lock

My sister doesn't
know I see her playing with
the lock to my safe.

Busted.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-18 22:13:24


Stock

Customer asks me
if we sell cantaloupe juice.
Me: "It's not in stock..."


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-19 14:22:34


Barrel

Ninety-nine barrels
of beer on the wall, ninety-
nine barrels...wait, WHAT?!


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-20 17:46:08


Yup, this is the last MTG code word-themed haiku, I'm afraid. I did all of them I could, skipping "Huey/Dewey/Louie" and other stuff like that. Still, I've been doing this since September 6th. I have no idea what I'm going to title my haikus from now on! :O

Monkeys

I bought us matching
brown hats to look like monkeys.
Sister hated them.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-21 17:53:31


Procrastination

I was going to
write a haiku about it...
I'll do it later.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-22 19:00:19


Peeing in a Cup

I used to think it
was such a goofy thing, but
then I missed...big time.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-23 20:58:39


The Lateness of the Hour

Strange euphoria
haunts as I traverse hell on
tip-toe. 3 o'clock.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-24 15:17:17


So Done

I'm just so done with...
everything...that I can't
stop laughing, lying.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-25 19:54:53


Liberal in a Conservative Town in a Liberal State in a Conservative Country

Why is politics
so important that I have
to scream it out loud?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-26 16:55:56


Autumn

The wind bites, yet the
leaves continue to dance in
an incessant bliss.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-27 17:22:54


Inertia

I just remembered
to forget...but then I knew
and all hope was lost.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-28 20:08:37


3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-29 00:05:15


At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?

3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-29 19:03:36


At 10/29/14 12:05 AM, cga-999 wrote:
At 10/28/14 08:08 PM, TaintedLogic wrote: 3rd Party Ads

No pornography
please. 3rd party ads are so
annoying, okay?
3rd party ads are
pieces of dumb crap that sell
products that don't help

Oh my freaking God.
Someone responded to me.
Made my day, buddy.

:'D


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-30 19:33:12


The Cold Hand

Winter's cold hand steals
away the leaves; amalgamation -
shivering - below.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-31 15:00:35


Skeleton on my Back with a Wig

My little girl is
getting a bit too big for
these piggyback rides.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-10-31 15:21:37


It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good


Bandcamp | Ko-Fi | John Wall of Sound's Bandcamp

one of these days i'll have a proper website lmao

Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-01 17:59:01


At 10/31/14 03:21 PM, Yoshiii343 wrote: It may not seems much
But I care deeply for you
It's for your own good

Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-02 18:43:49


Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D

Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?


HI

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-02 19:31:52


At 11/2/14 06:43 PM, StumpyCK wrote:
Goodness! I am quite
flattered, and I'll admit I've
feelings for you, too.

;D
Your haiku's make me
feel so great about myself
can I have a kiss?

Free kisses for all,
but to be honest "Stumpy"
is quite a turn-off.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-03 18:47:47


I'm just going to pretend that this haiku isn't mocking me...

...because it's kind of
goofy and all... and I should
be doing homework.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-04 19:11:34


300 Posts in this Thread; 155 of them mine

Yes, I counted. Don't
judge me. I just can't resist
knowing things, all right?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-05 18:17:39


Ebola is not something to joke about

It's not funny just
because not that many white
people have been killed.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-06 15:34:38


Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,

Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.

Sippy sip-sip


There is no Mercy, only DoDonPachi

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-06 19:44:24


At 11/6/14 03:34 PM, Squishy69 wrote: Forcing a tea-sipping policy to allow responses, eh? Luckily I happen to have boxes of the stuff, but having to brew some just to reply is a tad annoying. But anyway,

Getting back in the
Saddle, that's also known as
Newgrounds. Feels damn nice.

Sippy sip-sip

Tea-sipping rule was
given up in June, but your
haikus are welcome.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-07 18:34:22


People Have Their Lights Up Already

Apparent: Christmas
is before Thanksgiving, and
lasts for seven weeks.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to A Haiku a Day 2014-11-08 12:35:54


This is a Note to Future Me:

Hey man. You're going
to college, but it's a long
process, so stay strong.


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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