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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:30:18


I bought Obituary's Xecutioner's Return today, a good album, and in otehr news, Death's version of Painkiller is awesome


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:35:20


At 9/2/07 04:21 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:14 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: What did they suggest?
Bongzilla, Iron Monkey and Neurosis.

lol Bongzilla.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:39:31


At 9/2/07 04:21 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:14 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: What did they suggest?
Bongzilla, Iron Monkey and Neurosis.

No wonder you didn't like it. Way too extreme to start off with.

Plus that's all sludge anyway. Real stoner includes bands like Kyuss, Fu Manchu, the Dessert Sessions, Electric Wizard (overlaps with sludge, but pretty cool)

Check out those bands instead.


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:43:44


At 9/2/07 03:41 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: You know what Fatboy? Not everybody likes to write lyrics about the here and now. Last time I checked, El Sob is boring. If I were to write songs about my settings, it'd be boring and nobody would listen to it. People write songs to escape their miserable, pathetic excuses for a life because modern society has sucked all the fun out of living.

In other words, quit being such an ignorant and dense prick.

There's no problems with writing a song about past events or mythologies, but it has to be done right. 3 Inches of Blood do it in a completely amusing manner.
An even better example would be the finest song written based off Tolkien's stories and world, better than Rhapsody, better than Symphony X, better than Blind Guardian.
Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. It's true to the source material and doesn't push itself too far towards the ludicrous.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:44:31


At 9/2/07 04:39 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Check out those bands instead.

I shall indeed.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:51:39


At 9/2/07 04:43 PM, Fatboy wrote:
Leonard Nimoy's Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. It's true to the source material and doesn't push itself too far towards the ludicrous.

To be metal is to be ridiculous. That's kinda the whole point. Larger than life and shit. And since when is Sx tolkien based?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:56:37


At 9/2/07 04:51 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: To be metal is to be ridiculous. That's kinda the whole point. Larger than life and shit. And since when is Sx tolkien based?

All power metal is about wizards sucking off hobbits while riding on unicorns to dragon dens.

Fact.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 16:59:46


At 9/2/07 04:56 PM, Fatboy wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:51 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: To be metal is to be ridiculous. That's kinda the whole point. Larger than life and shit. And since when is Sx tolkien based?
All power metal is about wizards sucking off hobbits while riding on unicorns to dragon dens.

Michael Romeo is too fat to ride on a unicorn.


Metal Hell ## Guitarists ## Stand Up Comedy

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:01:45


At 9/2/07 04:56 PM, Fatboy wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:51 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: To be metal is to be ridiculous. That's kinda the whole point. Larger than life and shit. And since when is Sx tolkien based?
All power metal is about wizards sucking off hobbits while riding on unicorns to dragon dens.

Fact.

generalization doesn't make your statement funny

fact.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:04:18


At 9/2/07 05:01 PM, D3NTATUS wrote: generalization doesn't make your statement funny

fact.

So are you the wizard, or the hobbit?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:04:51


I'm too high off of Ulver to care about the impending flame war hahaha.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:07:42


At 9/2/07 05:04 PM, Fatboy wrote: So are you the wizard, or the hobbit?

I'm the dragon!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:12:57


At 9/2/07 04:59 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:56 PM, Fatboy wrote: All power metal is about wizards sucking off hobbits while riding on unicorns to dragon dens.
Michael Romeo is too fat to ride on a unicorn.

ooooo burn


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:27:25


At 9/2/07 04:59 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:56 PM, Fatboy wrote:
At 9/2/07 04:51 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: To be metal is to be ridiculous. That's kinda the whole point. Larger than life and shit. And since when is Sx tolkien based?
All power metal is about wizards sucking off hobbits while riding on unicorns to dragon dens.
Michael Romeo is too fat to ride on a unicorn.

That's cool, because Sx don't make power metal. At least not the kind Fatboy's talking about.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:28:48


At 9/2/07 05:27 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
That's cool, because Sx don't make power metal. At least not the kind Fatboy's talking about.

MOAR LIEK FAGBOY

AMIDOINTHISRITE?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:36:14


At 9/2/07 05:27 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: That's cool, because Sx don't make power metal. At least not the kind Fatboy's talking about.

Indeed. I'm just humouring him, beats making lame flamey retorts... like Idio's marvellous one ;).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:38:00


At 9/2/07 05:36 PM, Nev wrote: Indeed. I'm just humouring him, beats making lame flamey retorts... like Idio's marvellous one ;).

It took me a whole four seconds to come up with that one.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:41:44


At 9/2/07 05:38 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 9/2/07 05:36 PM, Nev wrote: Indeed. I'm just humouring him, beats making lame flamey retorts... like Idio's marvellous one ;).
It took me a whole four seconds to come up with that one.

Thats actually quite long for a retort if you count it.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:47:17


Listening to Hypocrisy's Virus album right now, I also got myself Wintersun's Self titled, But I've not really had time to listen to both, I JUST came back from Golf, Which Sucked, because It was fucking dark and I couldn't see, And Fucking cold.

Also, BOLT THROWER?
I'm pretty sure It's good because many of you like it, But would I like it?
Should I get my hands on some?
And if yes, What album?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 17:49:24


At 9/2/07 04:14 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: Bathory -- Blood Fire Death
Bathory -- Requiem
Bathory -- Destroyer of Worlds.

DO GET.

I must say that this shit is really good, thanks!

At 9/2/07 04:25 PM, Goatchrist wrote: Torture Squad - Pandemonium
Torture Squad - A Soul in Hell
Hypnosia - Extreme Hatred

Wow, Torture Squad is amazing! Thanks for showing me this!

Although, I couldn't find anything by Hypnosia. I'll try them again later.


Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 18:10:22


At 9/2/07 05:47 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Also, BOLT THROWER?

The only one I have is For Victory, and it has some really good songs on it


Did you just put your balls on my sandwich?

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 18:17:38


bolt thrower's best albums are 'In Battle there is no law' and 'War Master'

the latest album 'Those once loyal' is also good, and probably good to check out if you want to get into BT, since they've got a hard accesibility.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 20:34:30


At 9/2/07 05:41 PM, Nev wrote:
At 9/2/07 05:38 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
Thats actually quite long for a retort if you count it.

I was contemplating whether to use it or not.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 20:50:13


Hell yes, less lags now that I am using Safari.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 20:53:28


At 9/2/07 08:50 PM, 0peth wrote: Hell yes, less lags now that I am using Safari.

What were you using before?

I admit, firefox does have some typing lag issues

Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 20:57:16


At 9/2/07 08:53 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 9/2/07 08:50 PM, 0peth wrote: Hell yes, less lags now that I am using Safari.
What were you using before?

I admit, firefox does have some typing lag issues

Firefox.

Once I saw how much better Safari worked, I deleted Firecox immediately.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 20:59:47


At 9/2/07 08:57 PM, 0peth wrote: Firefox.

Once I saw how much better Safari worked, I deleted Firecox immediately.

Off I am to download Safari!


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 21:09:51


At 9/2/07 08:59 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:
At 9/2/07 08:57 PM, 0peth wrote: Firefox.

Once I saw how much better Safari worked, I deleted Firecox immediately.
Off I am to download Safari!

Hey people, this ain't the Internet browser fanclub, we're here to talk about metal, BTW has anyone heard a panamian thrash group called "Cabeza de Martillo" (Hammerhead)??? if you hadn't check em out here


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 21:10:40


For those who haven't, get the song Decay (Symptoms of Kali Yuga) by Sunn 0))). It has guest vocals by Attila Csihar, which consist of undead-like, ghastly, low pitched singing. The whole song is really unnerving and disturbing, which should go over well with this crowd. It's about the end of the world. He is backed up by guitar feedback, sitars, rushing winds, and low pitched choirs.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-09-02 21:25:09


At 9/2/07 09:10 PM, ElGhoulio wrote: For those who haven't, get the song Decay (Symptoms of Kali Yuga) by Sunn 0))). It has guest vocals by Attila Csihar, which consist of undead-like, ghastly, low pitched singing. The whole song is really unnerving and disturbing, which should go over well with this crowd. It's about the end of the world. He is backed up by guitar feedback, sitars, rushing winds, and low pitched choirs.

Which album is it on?

I have Black 1 which has It took the Night to Believe on it, which is also creepy, but it has the guy from Leviathan doing vocals, which he recorded in a coffin.


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