At 9/3/07 04:38 AM, omfgItsZoidy wrote:
I'm a black metal fan, but I laughed at this :D
Black metal lyrics have a diversity of topics from Satan to nature to Vikings to winter to Vikings in winter to Satanic nature to Satanic Vikings in winter to Satanic Vikings admiring nature in winter.
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That's kind of a stupid generalisation, black metal is as diverse as the UN. Lemme pick one black metal band at random and you'll see a range of topics that they cover.
OK. I came up with Impaled Northern Moonforest. Now can you honestly tell me that these songs are just about vikings, winter, and satanism?
* Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
* Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
* Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain
* Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightyness In The Woods At Midnight
* Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
* Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat
* Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of THe Grim And Frosbitten Necrobobsledders
* Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiimtsath
* Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
* Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
* Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To the Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
* Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of THe Lusting Necrocorpse
* Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar
Some people are real idiots.