At 1/15/07 03:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Stupid German language that I can't read. Sounds awesome though.

If you don't skip the intro, it gives you an option to go to their english site :P

At 1/15/07 03:29 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 1/15/07 03:28 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Stupid German language that I can't read. Sounds awesome though.

If you don't skip the intro, it gives you an option to go to their english site :P

Oh. Better get back to that then.

Spitting fire, my desire
And then I will retire
After the Demons have been fought back into Hell
Howls in the Night
A Pack of Wolves surround me
Reborn in Steel, it´s time to fight

Backed by the Devil
He has my Soul
Victory in the smell of Hell´s Virgins
Diving in that Hole

Sword held higher - who´s the Liar?
I have the Beer of Fire
We shit on all the stories that you have to tell
Stand up and fight!!
You Losers take a back seat
Tankard is back, and doin´ it right

Refrain:
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand

Industrifier! Thousand buyers
A mystic World for hire
Our lust for beer outweighs the Tales they fucking tell
Were in the right
Alcohol my Lightmare
Shows me the way, when is the fight?

Backed by the Devil
He has my Soul
Victory in the smell of Hell´s Virgins
Diving in that Hole

Lust for Metal, cry for battle
It seems we´re not in sync
Our feelings differ yet we all are doing well
We have a goal
You Bastards shall be done for
You don´t drink Beer, Pussy Hole

Refrain:
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand

Spitting fire, my desire
And then I will retire
After the Demons have been fought back into Hell
Howls in the Night
A Pack of Wolves surround me
Reborn in Steel, it´s time to fight

Backed by the Devil
He has my Soul
Victory in the smell of Hell´s Virgins
Diving in that Hole

Refrain:
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand
Die my Friend - Because this is the end
Make a final stand and die with a Beer in your hand

Tankard > every band ever

They've got hilarious lyrics.

At 1/15/07 03:33 PM, Gendo wrote:

Tankard > every band ever

They've got hilarious lyrics.

haah the second I heard that song, my eyes lit up, and I just RAN to altr trying to send him the song.
I wish I knew about them earlier. But better late than never. I just cant believe I didnt know about a thrash band singing about alcohol. It's a dream come true.

Those lyrics make me cry...from laughter.

Everybody should slow down the posting. I just had to read 4 pages =(

Anyway, I was practicing my growling / grunting and I've realized that I'm pretty good. I can keep up with the likes of Devourment, Kataklysm, and Deicide...too bad I can't play any instruments. I want to be in a band so bad....

At 1/15/07 04:00 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote: Everybody should slow down the posting. I just had to read 4 pages =(

KEEP UP

Anyway, I was practicing my growling / grunting and I've realized that I'm pretty good. I can keep up with the likes of Devourment, Kataklysm, and Deicide...too bad I can't play any instruments. I want to be in a band so bad....

Do you live in a city or town? Cities are always easy to "apply" to bands, contrary to towns where you just gotta get lucky

Also, Gendo, I forgot to ask, how did you stumble upon Tankard?

At 1/15/07 04:00 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote: Everybody should slow down the posting. I just had to read 4 pages =(

Anyway, I was practicing my growling / grunting and I've realized that I'm pretty good. I can keep up with the likes of Devourment, Kataklysm, and Deicide...too bad I can't play any instruments. I want to be in a band so bad....

I live in a town where bands form and fall apart all the time.

What I've found is the singers are the ones that have to go out and scrape up the instrument players and get a band together. Rather than there being a band lookin for a singer. It happens on occasion, but only if you're lucky.

But it might work differently where you are. Do you know any friends who play stuff?

At 1/15/07 04:16 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Also, Gendo, I forgot to ask, how did you stumble upon Tankard?

He's omnipotent, and has a high amount of chromosomes.

At 1/15/07 04:34 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:16 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Also, Gendo, I forgot to ask, how did you stumble upon Tankard?

He's omnipotent, and has a high amount of chromosomes.

Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

missing. Klinefelter's syndrome is the one where you have XXY, down's is where you have X, I think.

At 1/15/07 04:52 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

missing. Klinefelter's syndrome is the one where you have XXY, down's is where you have X, I think.

DAMNIT. Now I can't call him a downy D:

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:34 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:16 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Also, Gendo, I forgot to ask, how did you stumble upon Tankard?

He's omnipotent, and has a high amount of chromosomes.

Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

Oh, I don't see what you did there.

Also, what's with all of the threads about ya lately?

At 1/15/07 04:53 PM, 0peth wrote:

Also, what's with all of the threads about ya lately?

Sometimes it just randomly happens. I think its the high amount of users, only mod on = stupidity law.
Then again, stupidity alone just does a lot of things.

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

missing. Klinefelter's syndrome is the one where you have XXY, down's is where you have X, I think.

At 1/15/07 04:55 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

missing. Klinefelter's syndrome is the one where you have XXY, down's is where you have X, I think.

I don't even know how you managed to double post like that..

At 1/15/07 04:56 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:55 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Down syndrome is MISSING a chromosome of has one too MANY? I always forget.

missing. Klinefelter's syndrome is the one where you have XXY, down's is where you have X, I think.

I don't even know how you managed to double post like that..

Click ''Post it'', it says it's processing but really has been posted, then when you would go back you might refresh the page and post again.

At 1/15/07 04:16 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:
Do you live in a city or town? Cities are always easy to "apply" to bands, contrary to towns where you just gotta get lucky

I live in Delaware. The local music scene around here is trash. Indie and emo everywhere I look. The most popular bands on the local scene also have the gayest fucking names: Annie's Autograph, Date This Diary, The Soup. Yeah, it's trash. I've gotta be the only true metalhead within 15 miles. Yeah, it sucks.

At 1/15/07 05:18 PM, ThePaintingHerb wrote:

I live in Delaware. The local music scene around here is trash. Indie and emo everywhere I look. The most popular bands on the local scene also have the gayest fucking names: Annie's Autograph, Date This Diary, The Soup. Yeah, it's trash. I've gotta be the only true metalhead within 15 miles. Yeah, it sucks.

You've found your new calling in life then. Tainting and converting those around you. Time to teach the kiddies, poison their ears, and motivate them to pick up instruments.

At 1/15/07 05:19 PM, Hellraiser wrote: 100 pages later >:(

It's not our fault that you can't keep up with our chattiness.

At 1/15/07 04:44 PM, batman64 wrote: Speaking of Gamma Ray, their cover of Judas Priest's Victim of Changes kicks major ass.

It certainly does! Hansen pulls off a brilliant Halford impression, although I still prefer the original.

At 1/15/07 05:27 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 1/15/07 05:19 PM, Hellraiser wrote: 100 pages later >:(

It's not our fault that you can't keep up with our chattiness.

Haha, lets all keep posting to spite everyone who goes outside.

At 1/15/07 05:32 PM, 0peth wrote:

At 1/15/07 05:27 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 1/15/07 05:19 PM, Hellraiser wrote: 100 pages later >:(

It's not our fault that you can't keep up with our chattiness.

Haha, lets all keep posting to spite everyone who goes outside.

WE ARE LEGION, WE WAIT FOR NO ONE!

Plus, thanks to the blizzard we're having here, I'll probably be stuck in the house 'til Thursday.

Hey guys, I finally got a an electric guitar and amp. I also got a GWAR album and a FLashcrawl album. Both very awsome.

At 1/15/07 01:11 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 1/15/07 01:05 AM, Lost-Thought wrote:

At 1/14/07 09:21 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 1/14/07 09:19 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 1/14/07 09:03 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote:

At 1/14/07 08:16 PM, 0peth wrote:

Oh well. I didn't really study Norse mythology that well, nor do I plan on it.

I learned all I need to know about mythology from playing Age of Mythology

Hey YOU. Whats yer Diablo 2 account name? assuming you play online since you asked me.

deathstalker202 and the local music scene in my town consists of a shitload of punk bands, a few emo bands, one nu-metal band, and one thrash band, and I am in none of them

At 1/15/07 05:44 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 1/15/07 05:42 PM, Kronik-The-Hedgehog wrote: Hey guys, I finally got a an electric guitar and amp. I also got a GWAR album and a FLashcrawl album. Both very awsome.

What GWAR album did you get?

I believe it was We Kill Everything

At 1/15/07 05:38 PM, Gendo wrote: WE ARE LEGION, WE WAIT FOR NO ONE!

Yeah. Ok, there Abbath.

Plus, thanks to the blizzard we're having here, I'll probably be stuck in the house 'til Thursday.

Lol@U. We had one last week but it only lasted for a day.

Why are the metal archives still not working!??!?!?
AAARGH!

Anyways. Going back to bands that I used to hate during my mallcore stage and finding that I love them (i.e. Cannibal Corpse, Bolt Thrower), never ceases to amaze me.

At 1/15/07 05:45 PM, Kronik-The-Hedgehog wrote: I believe it was We Kill Everything

Good album.

At 1/15/07 05:46 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote:

At 1/15/07 05:38 PM, Gendo wrote: WE ARE LEGION, WE WAIT FOR NO ONE!

Yeah. Ok, there Abbath.

Silence, Horgh, back to the pit with you!

Plus, thanks to the blizzard we're having here, I'll probably be stuck in the house 'til Thursday.

Lol@U. We had one last week but it only lasted for a day.

Oh well, I get to sit around and play guitar for two days.

At 1/15/07 05:52 PM, batman64 wrote: You are right, that is a pretty damn good album.

Yeah, but it's not as good as say Ragnorak, Violence Has Arrived, or War Party.