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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

Hell's waitin' for ya!

it's true, all that stuff really is in the Bible. an odd way to make that point, but it gets it out there :) except for Jesus swearing ... i'd put in something like "verily, you suck!" or "a horde of locusts unto thee!" or something like that.

Bible beaters are crazy

I do believe that you have an artificially low score due to "new light" christians ablility to seek what offends them. It was good, should be about a 2.5 but a little more interactivity would have been nice. And to all the people who posted the author is going to hell. Well in MY MADE UP RELIGION you will all burn while the rest of us get drunk and have meaningless sex. HAVE FUN JACKASSES

ok

not a big fan of religion bashing. but a lover of violence and good old fashioned blood shed

jesus fucking christ....no pun intended

Let me break it down for you, teh_shadow, you ignorant sack of "Chit". This man is an atheist. As am I. Now, he makes fun of him (Jesus) because, well, thats what non-religious people do (and quite comfortably I might add). We, the Atheists (atheii?), also beleive in the humor of the ignorance of the judaeo/christian, and their almost forciful insistance of their religion. So, I might as well get to the point now. If this guy makes fun of Jesus, then he probably doesn't beleive in Christianity, so he doesn't care about the fables of Jesus. So... I don't beleive in Christianity as I was hereditarialy suppost to, and I try not to bark at the occasional overzealous, but I take breaks every now and then.
Don't get me wrong, I beleive in all the teachings of morallities (atleast most) of the bible, just none of the other crap about flaming bushes, J.C.'s connection to God, and other miscelaneous (pardon me if I didn't spell that correctly) farfetched "Godly" happenings and miracles. Maybe Jesus existed, but there is absolutely no reason for anyone to beleive in God. Thank you for your time.

It was okay

This game was pretty shitty cause I dont see how its fun to just click on where you wanna hurt jesus, it was pretty good because I thought the sound was good it was a little humorous but the game itself just sucks