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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

k.

Ya you already know that the verses are out of context. But for those who are wondering what they really mean, here are some explanations.

-"Do not resist the an evil person." The whole passage:
"You have heard that it is said ' an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth'. But i tell you do not resist the and evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn and offer the other."

What does it mean? For example, If someone punched you, the MOST you could do is punch them back. BUT you could forgive them!
Anyways i would forgive them because God's way of punishment is way better! I mean God flooded the whole planet to punish sinful men!!

-"if your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away." The whole passage:
"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better to lose on part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."

What does it mean: It means that you should take anything that cuases you to sin out of your lives. If porn makes you want to rape a girl, then have absolutley nothing to do with it.

just kinda stupid really

Im not gonna get all pissed about this or something because it "offends" me. Thats not why im righting this. If it "offends" someone, thats theyre problem, you gave them more than enough warning, and you have every right to show this. Quite frankly, it was too repetitive. You just click on him, and it nails him in one of three places, thats it. Its clear that the focus is on your interpritation / demeaning of scripture. Normally Id say thats cool, ive done it plenty of times myself. However, most of it sucks. Half of the stuff, as i was reading it, i could imagine that you were sitting there thinking: wow, what im saying really makes fun of what this verse says. But in reality, half of what you wrote i read, and i just thought... yeah, thats 100% true. You think its some sort of joke, but its true. I also noticed that you took alot of metaphores, and treated them as if they were literal. You also just completely misinterpreted the meaning of some of the scripture period. I know this is long and boring, but my point is just that: if youre gonna make fun of god, at least do it right. The only laugh i got out of this was at the people who made it.

Decent idea... not so well done.

Some of those quotes aren't even in the bible!... You misquoted them, YOU CHANGED THE WORDS!!!

Decent idea... not so well done.

it was a little fun...

there should have been more things like acid,gas,swords,torture divices,etc.
and it would have been much better other then that.... i think it was a honey bunches of bullshit to teel ya the truth.

I can tell this guy is a athiest! Because this is strange!