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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

just kinda stupid really

Im not gonna get all pissed about this or something because it "offends" me. Thats not why im righting this. If it "offends" someone, thats theyre problem, you gave them more than enough warning, and you have every right to show this. Quite frankly, it was too repetitive. You just click on him, and it nails him in one of three places, thats it. Its clear that the focus is on your interpritation / demeaning of scripture. Normally Id say thats cool, ive done it plenty of times myself. However, most of it sucks. Half of the stuff, as i was reading it, i could imagine that you were sitting there thinking: wow, what im saying really makes fun of what this verse says. But in reality, half of what you wrote i read, and i just thought... yeah, thats 100% true. You think its some sort of joke, but its true. I also noticed that you took alot of metaphores, and treated them as if they were literal. You also just completely misinterpreted the meaning of some of the scripture period. I know this is long and boring, but my point is just that: if youre gonna make fun of god, at least do it right. The only laugh i got out of this was at the people who made it.

Decent idea... not so well done.

Some of those quotes aren't even in the bible!... You misquoted them, YOU CHANGED THE WORDS!!!

Decent idea... not so well done.

What have Christians ever done to offend you?

I don't have much to say about this game except that i didnt' even get to playin the game...i looked at the text next to the game about if it's offensive, it's "our own god damn fault"...since im a much bigger person than the loser that had enough time to create this fucked up game im gonna be fairly nice about this... in all Christians defense, you don't see us purposefully trying to offend others...we obviously believe in somthing you don't but never judge you for wat you do or don't believe in...we KNOW that only God can judge us and forgive us...To the creator of this game, I don't look down on you at all, I just wish you'd use your talents of creating games (which God gave you by the way) to create somthing not completely sick, wrong and offensive to others... Also note that since us Christians are "so messed up" it's funny how things always work out for us and we're always happy with life no matter what the case is, bad or good...but hey, you athiest and other's who criticize us, yea, you got life figured out don't you?? Parties, drinking, sex, disease, drugs, money problems constantly, anger, no patience, no purpose in life, you just like sitting around making games that make fun of something that has held the world, (including you) together. I never used to be a Christian, so don't think i was born a church go'er and a bible lover and all that...I'm no Ned Flanders, and most ppl aren't...we are human beings and we do believe in a lot of stuff you do too...We just have peace of mind upon finding the Lord's good grace... I'm not going to preach or try to convert you, cuz honestly, that's the Catholics job...lol...im no specific kinda Christian, Im definitely not Catholic, i dont' like the whole standing and sitting constantly in church, but i do believe strongly in God and all He has set forth for us... PLEASE STOP MAKING CONTROVERSIALLY OFFENSIVE GAMES; CHRISTIANS DON'T DO IT TO OTHERS....WHAT IS THE POINT?? IT'S NOT FUNNY, JUST DUMB....THANK YOU. (by the way, im only 16 and i already know better than to do somthing like this)...sad....

n0g0d responds:

" I don't have much to say about this game except ... "

Funny how you managed to write one of the longest reviews so far without anything to say.

absolutly blasphemous

you people on newgrounds could obviously be better people. why do you want to make fun of god? you people know who you are. look, not to be mean but it's just wrong. as for johnney91, he obviously doesn't have respect for god. could you at least be a little kind hearted. we christians are suffering as it is.

I can tell this guy is a athiest! Because this is strange!