Reviews for "crucify-me! Jesus"

[Ranwolf]

Wow, Fun.

To say I have a high tolerance for games that involve immoral things is understated.
I have once considered telling NewGrounds that we should make a whole genre of Torture games, but thats just me 8D
However, This game is just Bad. And I mean that in all senses.
And YES. I am calling this game partly for the fact that it makes Jesus Christ a torture pet of sorts.
You might say that Torture games regulary feature Celebreties so why the hell kick the hell out of a game with Jesus?
Besides the Fact that Jesus Christ was a good guy no matter what; He is not some sort of mixed bag in my book like most celebrties(GW Bush, Bill Gates, Etc.)
Well, besides that...is it good?
Frankly, No.
It is incredibly boring in that all you do is click and hear that annoying scream and crap Animation(even back in 2000)
And the most terrifying thing is that edited Bible quotes come up after hammering Jesus Christ into the Crucifix, and the Author with a red arrow laughing at the absurity of it.
You have to wonder if this Person really actually believes there is no God and is some sort of Satan Worshipper.
I only gave it a one rating because...you click a button and the responding action is what is intended. Yep. What a game is suppose to be.
In short, this game is badly written, badly humored, and just plain bad.
But this won't stop you from playing right?

[Specter118]

boring

it is a stupid game and i don't even believe in Jesus and i found this shit stupid, this game woulb be alot more funnier or cooler to play if you could torture Jesus because thats what i thought the game was going to be about, 1 point for the scream because it was funny as hell

[kitsune45]

Not to good

He swars to much, and i not with the Bible but he die on the cross not from a spear, over all not to good a game could of been a lot beater

[XxPeanutxX]

it wasnt to good

and not just beacause it offened christians,it was just dull.I agree with the guy below me,if your gonna take this offensive then just stay away cuz this guy clearly has somthing against christians.
and he will not burn in hell cuz he made this game...thats not why you go to hell...but Iv rambled off topic,overall this thing just sucks.

[yoshidude444]

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I'm a Christian, and I'm not really liking this... I know that the scripture is from the bible, but... still... combining scripture with violence is... well... umm... anyways, in Revelation somewhere (I forget), God says, "if you add anything onto this holy bible, I will add on the plagues spoken about in this book." I know I didn't completely memorize it and stuff, but you know what I mean.