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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

not bad

not bad. but it needs some better music such as:
Craddle of Filth: (pick any of their songs)=P
Maralyn manson: Lamb of God
Slayer: Darkness of Christ or God send Death
and anyh black metal band

and for the "christians", some enlightened people you are resorting to (and i qoute):YOU MOTHER FUCKIN COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U PUT ANOTHER GAME ABOUT KILLING ANY GOD I WILL MOTHER FUCKIN BAN YOU FROM THE FUCKIN SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 NOW GO SUCK YOUR DADSN BALLS YOU MOTHER FUCKIN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats sounds like the language out of a 14-year-olds mouth. resorting to all the old curses.

but i am curious, if god is so powerful can he create a rock so big that he can't lift it?
and with that last note i say farewell by saying"he who has no sin cast the first stone"

Oh My Gentle Jebus

Not the funnest game to play per say.. But it is totally worth it when it means mocking crazy god people:)

The Baptists will eat you alive, buddy!

Being Jewish, I only think of Jesus as a very holy man who loved God like none else.

But as the title suggests...
Not a bad attempt! The quotes were funny!

put more selections to torture the son of god

actually it was a humorous attempt. wouldve been funnier if you could actually pluck out eyes, etc. more sounds, etc. could be used. and the "spear" thing shouldve come after all the torturing....but thats just me.

Gimme More Christ on a Stick!!!

this was great, very well done. i tip my hat to the maker and scream a giant FUCK YOU to anyone who's offended.