cool. yeah
i liked the idea but the whole thing sux...
create some more antichrist games.
plz...
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thenumberofthebeast
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
I should slap Jesus.
Nice job on it, i like the quotes you took and crucifyed them. You could work on choosing your area of ownage (backround) or you can choose different things, like bitchslap him. Overall good job.
Prolly the only objective review you'll get.
You're going to hell because you don't believe as I do! (read with much sarcasm) Honestly, it was a pretty solid effort, the "fuck, fuck, fuuuuck" got old after a while but the bible quotes were quite amusing. If you do another game like this you need more variety, after about 45 seconds i was bored, but I have the attention span of a four year old, so deal with it. All in all great job, next time abuse terrorists or tom fulp. Or if you don't care about the reviews, abuse the french or the pope.
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Haha.
Has potential, but isn't all that great as is.
Overall, it was a good idea. Frankly, the only reason people are pissed off IS because it's Jesus, and the people who gave it a thumbs down 'only' because it's "inhumane" need to think: how many other violent games are in existence? Are you giving -them- nasty reviews? No.
As I started, I liked the idea; it has potential. As is, though, it's not that great. Perhaps, instead of just clicking on him and having the pikes go through their 'destined' spots, why not have them go through the area that you click? I think that would be more interesting, especially if you have different ways of pointing out that that's not where they're supposed to go.
Bible scripture also has more chances to be funny, since it is contradictory in several spots. Maybe, now that you're older, you could try again? I'd come back to have a look.