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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

it was a good quality game and soundly made but i would have liked a few more methods of torture and u have made a very controversial film

Way to go man! Fight the machine!

This game gave me the artificial oppurtunity to do something i've been wanting to do for some time.

Christianity is a load of bias crap. "Oh you believe in Bhudda? You're going to hell!" and all that bla bla bla i'm right your wrong bullshit. Your "God" isn't going to save you in what is the harsh cruel world. GET USED TO IT! Get some actual friends, not some phony entity who is "all-good" and "perfect". Last time I checked it was awfully hard to be perfect and all-caring. SCREW CHRISTIANITY!!! And to those "saints" who review this after me, I dont care if I go to hell, after all, there might not be an afterlife and besides, it'd be nice and warm :P.

And btw, if "Jesus" walked on water, it was most likely winter :P

That Anti-Christ Dude

nice game

I enjoyed this game, very funny. he got what he deserved, the death penalty for been a faggot and a fake, would love to take him out on my boat, push him overboard, and yell "walk on that you fake bottom bandit, lol, thanks for the laugh

Eh

Its was alright, the screaming really got annoying after about 3 minutes *rips right eye out, gives into your evil, and gives you all of my money*

sick

Im not at all a fan of christianity... i actualy give shit to the christians in my form, but that wasnt funny just offensive.