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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

not bad

not bad. but it needs some better music such as:
Craddle of Filth: (pick any of their songs)=P
Maralyn manson: Lamb of God
Slayer: Darkness of Christ or God send Death
and anyh black metal band

and for the "christians", some enlightened people you are resorting to (and i qoute):YOU MOTHER FUCKIN COCK SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U PUT ANOTHER GAME ABOUT KILLING ANY GOD I WILL MOTHER FUCKIN BAN YOU FROM THE FUCKIN SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 NOW GO SUCK YOUR DADSN BALLS YOU MOTHER FUCKIN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats sounds like the language out of a 14-year-olds mouth. resorting to all the old curses.

but i am curious, if god is so powerful can he create a rock so big that he can't lift it?
and with that last note i say farewell by saying"he who has no sin cast the first stone"

A sad world that we live in...

...when people can get this offended by a mere Flash movie.

Considering that the Christian God is:

1.) Omnipotent,
2.) Omniscient and MOST IMPORTANTLY,
3.) Neither good NOR evil,

I find it hard to believe that Mr. Chapman is going to be punished with hellfire and brimstone for one 'horrific and blasphemous' act, if at all. Remember, this is the same God that stood by and let witch hunts and the like go on, as well as allow justice to come to many murderers, rapists and other evil and corrupt criminal types.

Evil and good are concepts created by humanity. God is supposedly above and beyond the restraints made by mortals; who are we to decide how It fits into our existances? How are we to know what It considers 'right' and 'wrong'? Why do we assume It even CARES what a pile of solids, liquids and gases do to eachother?

There is the possibility that It does not even exist; that it is just part of a fictional story that adults believe in and expect children to believe in. We are told about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and various other fairy tales as children, and eventually we grow out of them. We realize the truth. Perhaps God is such a tale that has gotten out of hand to the point where otherwise rational people are convinced it is truth. A tale where, the intention is to scare EVERYONE into being 'model citizens', not just children. A tale where a great force that lives high above us has decided to give us standards and practices to live by, and if we don't... ooh, are we gonna get it!

A tale with good and evil, where good eventually wins because evil is dumb, just the way great stories are supposedly required to end. "Do good things in your life, believe in Me and follow My rules and I'll guarantee that happy shiny things will come your way. Nothing that happens down there will hurt you in the end, because up here all that will fade away and you'll be all ^___________^, since you did things the way that I approved of." Where the big evil just HAPPENED to get shitkicked around by the Great Infallible Hyper Squiggly Huggybear Bonus-Kun Sooperpower, and now resides in a place where Its rejects are sent to do anything The Bad Guy In Charge of Not Making the Rejects Go Hooray decides would make him grin the most. Where unimaginable, horrific, infamous, dastardly, not-quite-what-I-wanted-to-hav e-shoved-into-THAT-orifice things occur.

I'd go on, but I suspect I'm getting to a level of bitterness matched only by the worst of the stereotypical ignorant Christians.

gaaah

My god I´m so offended and hope you burn in hell you little rat. Nah just kidding belive in Jesus =D

By the way research have prooved Jesus were brownskinned.

The passion of Christ

Very well, but only can you hammer the nails and hit him with the Longinus´s spear.

Sick... but damn, that was funny :P

Far out, that you wasted 3 hours on that, but, well, it was entertaining... In it it's own wicked way...