pooop
not done very well at all I'm afraid. Think i'll rework it, make it better...
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
whoa
that "fuck! fuck! fuck fuck!!" part was funny.
I guess its ok...but dude..you are so going to hell.
lol
I enjoyed reading the reviews more than I did playin this game.
From the Christians who sucked up by sayin they thought it was funny, to the Athiests offering religeous advice, it was one big hypocrit fun-fest!
I particularly liked the one reviewer who said he wanted more things to torture an mutilate Jesus with, an in the same breath called Christianity evil.
This reminds me of that art exhibit that ppl wanted to have thrown out because some african artist had gone into his backyard an picked elephant dung an put it all over a picture of the virgin Mary. The guy made headlines, his name was plastered everywhere. He had ppl damning him heatedly, an ppl defending him heartily. But, in all the furor over this, both groups forgot one, important thing:
It was still crap.
rather boring
This game is rather lacking in content, and in truth is not really a game. The simplicity of click anywhere, watch a short animation and hear him scream, followed by a Biblical quote and sarcastic explanation does not make a game. All in all thought it was rather interesting. To all of those who have ranted about the author going to Hell, I have some advice for you.
A) Retake elementary school, your grammar and spelling ar atrocious.
B) Learn what you are actually talking about; several of you mentioned Satanism and obviously have no idea what it is and the fact that it has absolutely nothing to do with this game. If anything, this is associated with Voodoo, which is a religion.
C) If you don't like it, don't watch it, otherwise you might have to take out your right eye. You were warned beforehand.
This is definitely one of your better flashes. It's not amazing or anything, but it's a step up from the sthm series. Certainly a LOT better than sthm #3. It had good graphics and was a pretty unique idea. Not sure why you seem to hate the idea of religion so bad, but eh, it doesn't bother me all that much. However, it is kinda funny to see all of these people in the reviews getting so worked up and enraged over this. I also like how you just took random verses from the bible and made them look weird without context. I still think it could have been a lot better if you put more time into it. Halfway decent game.