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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

I loved it!

I've always wanted to slam a nail through Jesus's wrists, and now I can! Thanks, man! Also, I am an atheist. So take that, you bible-beating jesus eaters!

great game

praise to those outspoken about the problems of christianity

Funny as fuck...

Holy fuck, this is great shit. This only took you 3 hours? great, especially the sound, who knew that jesus had such a fucking filthy mouth?

Ultima5 is a jesus freak pussy

Well, Ultima5, I'm much higher up on the totem pole than you, so fuck you, I will vote 5 on this. And your vote only counts once, dumbass. Unless they changed things. Anywho, go sit in church where you belong, being brainwashed by some dumb redneck shitkicker in a roman collar. Church is a blasphemy, take it from someone who's been there, done that.

I give you good review, but when I get enough exp.

Nice, well made a bit. Comically funny, but an insult to god...That's the only reason I'm gonna get tons of exp...Vote 0 everyday...And basically wipe out your game. ^__^ Sorry. Points for humor. I have nothing against you. I'm not a jesus freak-man. But uh, blame me if the game gets takin' off the site one day... 0__0 And Don't blame me if I sound like an idiot, I joined yesterday, and got 50 exp today...So erm... Hope to see other entries by you.
P.S.
Insulting God is gonna get lots of Hatemail, and 0 votes. But could get points for humor, and 5s from God-haters.

--Ultima5 (Chris)