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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

I give you good review, but when I get enough exp.

Nice, well made a bit. Comically funny, but an insult to god...That's the only reason I'm gonna get tons of exp...Vote 0 everyday...And basically wipe out your game. ^__^ Sorry. Points for humor. I have nothing against you. I'm not a jesus freak-man. But uh, blame me if the game gets takin' off the site one day... 0__0 And Don't blame me if I sound like an idiot, I joined yesterday, and got 50 exp today...So erm... Hope to see other entries by you.
P.S.
Insulting God is gonna get lots of Hatemail, and 0 votes. But could get points for humor, and 5s from God-haters.

--Ultima5 (Chris)

egh.

well. i'm not really on a side with religion, but that was ok...it could have been better. the screaming of "oh fuck" was funny, but it could have been like interactive weapons you could have used on jesus. but, nonetheless, it was good. kinda...i dunno...stupid. just pointless.

Weird

Everyone has their own beliefs i guess overall it was a good game im not satanist infact im athiest i gave it 7 for humor when he screams that was funny but weird also good try.

learning hmmm...........

im learning form violance and yet you parents wanna stop violance?

Interesting.

First off, let me say that this man, Aaron, had plenty of right to put this up. He had the human right to voice his opinion on matters he chooses to, it's in the Constitution. Secondly, Christians who were outraged by this, grow up. It's poking fun. It's freedom of speech. Get used to it. As long as there are believers, there will always be the non-believers who can see the humor in organized religion, just as believers will see fault with the non-believers. Remember, Christianity started off as a cult with a man who claimed stuff and had people believe him, then had his followers tell more tales about him to keep the legacy. Whether you believe or not is your choice, it's pretty evident what this man's choice was.

Anyway, no offense, but the game itself bit the big one. It was dull - the Bible quotes were pretty funny in the context that you used them, but they weren't worth the repetitiveness of the game. It was just "click, 'fuck, fuck, fuck', insert Bible quote, insert 'meaning' of quote." There was very little interaction in the game and whatever interaction there was it was dull. However, I can truly appreciate the humor, being of very little faith myself, so everybody just relax - it's a freakin' flash game. It's not even executed all that well.

By the by, has anyone else noticed that anyone who bashed this game used the word "gay" at least 9000 times? ... Religion is really just brainwashing.