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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

I've seen worse, then again, I've also seen better

Regardless of your religious stance (or lack there of), this just didn't do to much for me. Maybe it's just my religious point of view, or maybe it's because I don't think it's right to mock one man's pain and torrment in the final hours of his life. No, I'm not going to do any preaching, it's just that this flash movie...

*sighs*

not very good

i wouldent say it was teerible but it was probably the worst game i have ever played no matter where you click to hammer the spikes in they alaways go in the same three places in the same exact cycle could have been alot better big disapointment.

wow....

uhhh, well... how can I say this without sounding like a B?.......I got nothin, the point is... I cant play this because my mom is one of those religion freaks, my mom + seeing me play this game = no computer forever, or at least no Newgrounds forever... AKA; my mom WILL be pissed off if she sees this game XD So uhh... nice try at making a torture type game

Zzzzzz

boreing sorry man but borring

Where to start

Well you get 2 stars just cause the "game" works. Really though how many times can you stab jesus to the same three animations over and over. Maybe if he came back to life as a zombie and started turning people to zombies, then got hunted down, or something like that. Also the same screaming of "fuck man fuck" loses it novelty after the first time. I do like the quotes from the bible that counter other quotes. Mainly this game was done poorly with no thought; it's remanicent of making fun of george bush: any idiot can do it-- same thing with religions. So you have an idea and you can make a very simple flash work 2 stars