Lost for words...
Overall, I think this is pretty good. Sick and twisted, but I'm hoping that you have a sense of humor (sick at that) to have made this.
Only other thing I want to comment on is this: how can someone HONESTLY tell you you're going to hell while chastising you themselves? Hypocrates.
And for those of you who don't know what those words mean, go to dictionary.com, and look up "stupid idiot." ;)