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Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""

lol

hmmmmmmmm lol u people who are pi$$ed of about this game are sad its just a game so what if this dude made a game about killing him u cant do anything about it u cant stop him so just stfu about theres nothing u can do anyways i liked this game but i wished there were more things to do to him tho... anyways

Jesus Loves You

To whomever said "the author of this has secured his place in hell." is wrong. Christianity also teaches that you will be forgiven so long as you pray for forgiveness. So basically, do whatever the hell you feel like then just pray it all away when your done! Brilliant!
(p.s. I was proud of myself to know that the "fuck, fuck fuck fuck!" is from the intro of Offspring's "Ignition"...)

I might have not seen the movie yet...

but reading all the over-Christian reviews is funny enough. I'm a radical Catholic, as in I'm for gay rights and abortion. My church is that too, but I don't really go to it as it's kinda boring. On the record for the your-holy-book-has-been-fucked-with-by-hatred-non-Christian
-assholes lovers(a.k.a Bible Luvers), QUIT TRYING TO CONVERT AND JUST LAUGH!!!!!God, can't you take anyhing as a joke really. And if you can't, DON'T WATCH IT!!!I'm not going to as I might find it a bit offending.

The game was o.k but read the reviews!

Please take time to read my comments.

To all people regardless of religion, sex, or race. Please don't you have better things to be doing than fighting over a game?? You Christians! should you not be worrying about more important things like helping those less fortunate than yourself, and to quote the Bible (which I am loathed to do as people instantly think I am a Bible basher) 'love thy neighbour'. Of course this is open to interpretation; which, i may add, is how so many atrocities occcur, people read the Bible, interpritate it in their own way and then stumble on blindly believing that they are doing God's work. I am not an Atheist, I am Church of England, (Protestant in Lay terms) I do a great deal of Charity work through an organisation in Britain called St. Johns Ambulance Brigade. That is beside the point I am trying to make. Yes I believe that there is a God, but I also realise that there are many other beliefs and religious practices. People should not get so offended by such a trivial matter. Yes it pokes fun at religion, but that is the consequence of free speech. Keep an open mind. And finally to shellto that bible bashing prick on page 2 of the reviews. STOP FORCING RELIGION ON THESE PEOPLE YOU DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY WANT TO JOIN THEN THEY WILL. I get fed up of people like you! wake up and get a life.
Thank you for reading my comments; I hope I didn't offend too many people. And if anyone was paying atention to my ID then they will understand.

lol alright funny

its a shame that there wasnt that mny options and that was funny wen he screamed fuck fuck