mehh....
well... i would of liked to see more options... i mean i need many different ways torture him.. some whips w/glass shards would of been nice to see
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
oh boy....
this was mildy entertaining and the things the crucify me jesus thing-a-ma-bob said were also very amusing. it's safe to say that christain's are not going to like this,but then a again,i'm atheist,so why should i give a **** about them.(relax,i'm joking)
just a word to anybody that posted a review senselessly bashing this flash.....it's only a game. stop freaking out,it makes you look bad.
otherwise i liked this
meh
to be fair you did clearly state that if u're gonna get offended by this then don't bother watchin it. and to the people who give abusive reviews. shut the fuck up. i mean why did u even bother watch and review this flash. and remember you as human animals have a freedom of choice, what i mean by that is, you can fuckin choose whether or not u want to watch this or not. and one more thing, it does say at the top...
"please offer constructive criticism that will be useful to the artist. The review space is not a place for you to act like a total asshole."
Pretty good satire
The animations were decent, although admittedly, it got kinda boring after a while. There was a lot more that could have been used for this crucifixion flash, such as the crown of thorns. It was kinda funny to hear Jesus cursing in pain, though. Fairly decent overall.
Now, as for these Christians (of which I am one too) who apparently are selective in following their religion: I don't see why it is that people aren't able to laugh at their own religion. It's part of what makes a lot of Jewish people so great; they're probably the greatest source of anti-Semitic jokes. Also, I hope all of those "Christians" who said that this flash author is going to hell knows that not only are their reviews ironical, since they don't get to decide who goes to hell, but also in violation of the rules concerning reviews, and they're getting marked as being abusive.
most of those quotes are metaphors taken out of context, but it's not like this is a theological review or whatever, this game is called "crucify-me jesus" after all
also - w00t 20 years later you are still reading comments!