awesomeness!
i like it.. could do with having something else to do tho, still never the less... AWESOME! :) x
Reviews for ""crucify-me! Jesus""
aweso0me
jesus deserved that ha XD
FUNNY
that was hilarious man! screw anyone who says differently!
i've got to say....
As much as much as i dislike like it bad graphics, etc. don't push you religious beliefs on someone else ok. Another thing what did you expect when you clicked on the play button sriously people time to grow up and not hope and expect the best ok. your not 5 don't be that naive. stop saying your a christan and the next sentance cuse him out. look at my latest news post it explaines what im sayin.
Where to begin
Political, social or religious views aside, I've played the game and based my review on that.
The game itself is repetitive, and doesn't really have what I'm looking for in a game. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's heard the "ahh fuck fuck" .wav about a million times at this point, and hearing it repeated over and over again certainly didn't make me wistful.
You probably could have scored more points with people even if you'd simply made the game bloodier, instead of just small red scribbles across the body. Also, in terms of pertinence, though I'm not a Christian myself, it would seem that Jesus would have spoken in his voice, and not the voice of the old testament.
Picky? Probably. However, the game should stand on it's own merits, which I'm afraid to say are lacking.
Still, it loaded, which is better than a lot of things I've stumbled across on the portal.
Audio: 1
Graphics: 3
Gameplay: -1
Chuckle factor: 0