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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-01 20:39:33


A flash that should be looked at


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-01 22:38:34


Thanks for the roster Ismael92 I'm number 35 on the list not bad think, I gained maybe a few b/p today. Forgot about list till now grand job. I noticed that he swapped the file over now its Orangeclock, I guess now its to late to pm a mod as he changed the movie. I'm going to keep an eye out for him. That movie was stolen and it sucks he swapped it now he wont get done for it. I can tell it was stolen his other flashes looked of lesser quality. On that flash I blammed it because I did not think it was very good.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-01 22:44:16


At 2/1/09 08:03 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st February 2009

thanx a lot for the update

Milestones:
Metal-Therapy - 25,000 B/P
lilhunter03 - 19,000 B/P
byteslinger - 19,000 B/P
Sir-Nuts - 16,000 B/P
FC-Thun-Fan - 4,000 B/P
DumbassDude - 4,000 B/P
youngblood26 - 3,000 B/P
perfect-insanity - 3,000 B/P

well you are right... is a long list, because is an entire month, a lot of us make more than 1k every month

Promotions:
cadreamer - General
byteslinger - Brig. General
FC-Thun-Fan - Corporal
DumbassDude - Corporal
youngblood26 - Pvt. First Class
perfect-insanity - Pvt. First Class

congrats to all the proted

Entering the list:
Shoopufzilla

hi, welcome, enjoy your stay
*salute*

The List:
11] 27,198 | 0,343 | 13.7 | + 5.42 bifgis Com.

you don't looks far away now

12] 25,233 | 1,046 | 41.8 | + 5.04 Metal-Therapy Gen.
13] 24,691 | 1,195 | 47.8 | ???? cadreamer Gen.

both are hard ones...

14] 23,145 | 1,077 | 43.1 | + 12.18 aldlv Lt. Gen. 1

40+, at least... if i continue like that i would be EGSC for July

15] 22,925 | 0,756 | 30.2 | --10.26 idiot-buster Lt. Gen. -1

i'm pretty sure you will get more next update

16] 19,750 | 2,485 | 99.4 | ???? byteslinger Brig. Gen. 1

Ahhh!... he is going to fast

17] 19,097 | 1,189 | 47.6 | + 47.56 lilhunter03 Cnl. -1

nice too see you are back

18] 16,753 | 1,230 | 49.2 | + 38.30 Sir-Nuts Mjr.

getting a little down man...

Top 5 Gainers
2,485 - byteslinger
1,230 - Sir-Nuts
1,195 - cadreamer
1,189 - lilhunter03
1,186 - Phantom

congrats to all for working hard

Total Gain for the month = 21,432
That's 857.3 points per day, or 20.4 per day per member.

interesting

January update.

i love to see that past update link (this was my idea, but i'm not sure if anyone remembers it...)

At 2/1/09 05:36 PM, lilhunter03 wrote:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
14] 23,145 | 1,077 | 43.1 | + 12.18 aldlv Lt. Gen. 1
I see since I've been gone you gained quite a bit of b/p.

just a little bit, nothing important
i'm sure you will catch me very fast

15] 22,925 | 0,756 | 30.2 | --10.26 idiot-buster Lt. Gen. -1
16] 19,750 | 2,485 | 99.4 | ???? byteslinger Brig. Gen. 1

this looks like a hard one for you

17] 19,097 | 1,189 | 47.6 | + 47.56 lilhunter03 Cnl. -1
From the looks of things I won't be movig up any ranks any time soon.

well, back to the portal...

and to make homework

*salute*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-02 02:49:35


At 2/1/09 08:03 AM, Ismael92 wrote: 01] 71,462 | 1,186 | 47.4 | --1.06 Phantom Sup. Com.

Thanks for the update Ismael, my pace has been sort of slow, but all that time at work is annoying on its own. Too many things need getting done and it's been a while since B/P was at first place.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-02 08:34:47


A big "you're welcome" to everyone who said "thanks" :D

At 2/1/09 06:06 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 2/1/09 08:03 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st February 2009
Thanks for that update.

But I always feel like I've gotten more than my stats show. Am I just working too hard, and not getting any points for it? Or do I just no go out enough?

It's possible since this roster wasn't based on a 30 day period. The last update was on January 7th, not 1st (because I was on vacations for some days). And the previous one was on December 12th (that was very late because there was a period when Coop stopped making the roster and no one made i).

But if you think I did something wrong, maybe I made a mistake. Look at the B/P you had for this update, and then look at the points you'll have the next one to check if everything is OK.

But now everything is sorted out, I'll try to update the roster as close as the first day of the month as I can. On the 16th this month I'll go to Brazil for two weeks and I'll be back on February 1st, I think. So I'll update everything the day after that.

At 2/1/09 10:44 PM, aldlv wrote:
At 2/1/09 08:03 AM, Ismael92 wrote: January update.
i love to see that past update link (this was my idea, but i'm not sure if anyone remembers it...)

I can't say I remember it, when I joined the EGB, that was already on the rosters.

:3

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-02 11:59:23


At 2/2/09 08:34 AM, Ismael92 wrote: But now everything is sorted out, I'll try to update the roster as close as the first day of the month as I can. On the 16th this month I'll go to Brazil for two weeks and I'll be back on February 1st, I think. So I'll update everything the day after that.

You either mean you are able to travel through time, or you got confused and you mean you'll be back on March 1st.

I really hope you can travel through time though.


Elite Guard Barracks Former 3IC

NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-02 16:27:28


Thanks from me too Ismael (or Paddy?).

I'm quite pleased with my performance. But holy shit byteslinger how on earth did you get 99.4 as a daily average?

Anyway congrats to byteslinger, the other top five gainers, everyone who ranked up, everyone who enjoyed a milestone and of course welcome Shoopufzilla!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-02 23:15:19


Hopefully by next month I would have moved but I doubt it. Gained 8 b/p points four were from maybe FFF deletions, got his account deleted the other were saves. Not that deleting that guy would help he is annoying like the user Betty but worse. Good job on the roster again. Not much going on in the portal apart from a few spam submissions, the user http://princess-laucherella.newgrounds.c om/. Opening the forums well if you seen any Cyberen episodes you know how annoying they can be.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-03 04:03:54


At 2/1/09 08:03 AM, Ismael92 wrote: Barracks Roster 1st February 2009

Thanks for the update, Ismael. Much appreciated

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 71,462 | 1,186 | 47.4 | --1.06 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 52,617 | 1,145 | 45.8 | + 10.90 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 52,471 | 1,109 | 44.4 | + 31.36 Sentio Sup. Com.

Ah, the usual suspects in the top 3. Doesn't look like there will be much change here... not unless I can crack 50 per day on a consistent basis, that is...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-03 11:36:56


At 2/2/09 11:59 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/2/09 08:34 AM, Ismael92 wrote: But now everything is sorted out, I'll try to update the roster as close as the first day of the month as I can. On the 16th this month I'll go to Brazil for two weeks and I'll be back on February 1st, I think. So I'll update everything the day after that.
You either mean you are able to travel through time, or you got confused and you mean you'll be back on March 1st.

Yeah, March 1st :)

I really hope you can travel through time though.

Wouldn't it be great? I could do a lot of things at it would come in handy when dealing with deadlines (I could work on something, then go back to the past and keep working).

At 2/2/09 04:27 PM, FC-Thun-Fan wrote: Thanks from me too Ismael (or Paddy?).

You can call me by any name you want, but using both names in the same sentence is a bit useless...

Also, for those who haven't read Tom's post already, now thousands of extra people can do the monthly voting, check it out!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-03 22:19:22


Not been on the portal much but checked Socam Squad are leaving, they made a flash don't know why they quit, but they do tend to come and go. I have just checked I have got the monthly voting, I have not yet voted need to watch them first quiet a few to watch though. Good to see illwillpress up there. I thought his latest one was funny. Its funny about what make front page a flash based on what happened, at The Superbowl where porn was shown has been getting loads of "how did this make front page"? Good place to find abusive reviews as you may know I flag reviews all the time. Anyway 1 March for next roster cool.

Here is the flash in question quite funny


Archer I'm a good shot!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-03 22:43:50


Well, it's over.

Our Mock Trial team's Cinderella run into the final 4 ended tonight on some sloppy lawyering on our part. Missed objections, poor listening skills on cross (I swear, the lawyer we had up there missed a perfect opportunity).

Even with 4 first year lawyer, and 5 witnesses who have never been on the team before, we made it to round 3. And you know what? We could have go to the finals had we played to the best of our ability. We were better than them, and we should have won. We just weren't at the top of our game.

I'm just glad I wasn't up there to lose it for us.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-04 06:49:15


Possible mass voting on his oother piece of trash, this is getting friggin' stupid.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-04 23:22:54


I hope this is not the wrong thing to post, but I was just looking on General, and saw a thread about Corky52 saying he died here. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1025 104. If you read his blog is very sad but odd I don't know if this is true or not, but I thought it was very sad. I know he left the club but I was curious to see if anyone else had seen this thread. The blog the day before is odd it says Bye. Anyway its weird to see this its like he may have left the site, but anyway, Idiot-Finder I know he has been deleted again annoying as hell him spamming the site is. Well done TheThing too. Anyway this month five years old this account is.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 07:42:10



I'm too damn lazy to make a decent sig right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 08:24:53


This one grabbed my attention because the title of the game when you play it is "Hudson River Landing".

If you Google "Hudson River Landing" this game was on many other websites a week ago. This just doesn't seem legit.


I'm too damn lazy to make a decent sig right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 10:21:19


You are really stupid! do you think everyone will call you 'sir ' and do what you say just cuz you act like a sergeant?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 10:26:13


At 2/5/09 10:21 AM, number1ngfan wrote: You are really stupid! do you think everyone will call you 'sir ' and do what you say just cuz you act like a sergeant?

Someone was too stupid to read the first post.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 10:56:54


Shoopufzilla good work you found a few submissions that may be stolen, looking at the first link you may well be right. I think that the game is very much like it. Plus the original from 2002 so it may be likely plus he only signed up in 2009. On the second I'm not sure about it orbgames when I looked for the game it came up with http://www.tastyplay.com/ where the game is from so it may be his game. As I have not seen them UJ I cant say but it may be okay good work though. Gained around 1 save today one movie got blammed, which i though was unfair it should have passed.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 11:33:57


At 2/5/09 10:21 AM, number1ngfan wrote: You are really stupid! do you think everyone will call you 'sir ' and do what you say just cuz you act like a sergeant?

Found one for over nine thousandth times

I'm planning to retire from my job of finding idiots one day

Even planning to play golf


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 14:52:46


At 2/4/09 11:22 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I hope this is not the wrong thing to post, but I was just looking on General, and saw a thread about Corky52 saying he died here. http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1025 104.

I don't know if it's true or not, if you search for his name, you only get his newspost and another users, there's no news about it that I can see, though the news wouldn't report it, I would imagin there might still have been an obituary entry. Hard to validate, so can't tell for certain.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-05 15:47:07


At 2/5/09 10:56 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: I think that the game is very much like it.

When it first entered the portal it was EXACTLY the same game but soon before I put it up on the forums he changed the name a little bit along with tweaking looks of the game.
Also, if you care to look at the original game he reviews it saying how crappy it is. There's another one for ya, Idiot-Finder.


I'm too damn lazy to make a decent sig right now.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-06 01:12:16


At 2/4/09 11:22 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I hope this is not the wrong thing to post, but I was just looking on General, and saw a thread about Corky52 saying he died here.

I doubt we'd ever be so lucky. He must have just whined his way out of NG.

At 2/5/09 08:38 PM, evan210 wrote: i shall greet you formally, sir:
WAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAP

I will tell you to officially fuck off.
Ok, no. Too rude?

It seems you don't have a proper rank to be a part of this club, if you wish, join the NGPD first, where you will be taught the values you need before joining here.


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NG Dept. of Defense Chief Sup. Commander/Ball buster.

I live in Israel:...Whooptie-fucking-doo.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-06 01:34:59


At 2/6/09 01:12 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/4/09 11:22 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: I hope this is not the wrong thing to post, but I was just looking on General, and saw a thread about Corky52 saying he died here.
I doubt we'd ever be so lucky. He must have just whined his way out of NG.

i am not sure what to think... i don't think he is dead
but it is on his profile

he wouldn't do that if it was a joke...
At 2/5/09 08:38 PM, evan210 wrote: i shall greet you formally, sir:
WAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAP
I will tell you to officially fuck off.
Ok, no. Too rude?

for being you... no... was normal, is cool
the NGDoD is the club were ppl told you that you were too rude... but here, we all love that style (we all, right guys?...)

It seems you don't have a proper rank to be a part of this club, if you wish, join the NGPD first, where you will be taught the values you need before joining here.

o.o, strange to see that from you, but it looks cool XD


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-06 16:24:03


At 2/6/09 04:13 PM, evan210 wrote:

I don't want to join this.
I only did that just to spite you :P

No trolling allowed

*yawns*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-06 16:28:31


At 2/6/09 01:34 AM, aldlv wrote:
At 2/6/09 01:12 AM, Phantom wrote:
At 2/5/09 08:38 PM, evan210 wrote: i shall greet you formally, sir:
WAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAP
I will tell you to officially fuck off.
Ok, no. Too rude?
for being you... no... was normal, is cool
the NGDoD is the club were ppl told you that you were too rude... but here, we all love that style (we all, right guys?...)

I don't think that I "love" it, that's like too much. But yeah, I found it rather funny. "officially fuck off" haha... I also liked the "I really hope you can travel through time though" from the last page :D

Also I think we should stop talking so much about Corky52. OK, if he died, well, RIP, he was a cool guy and we don't have to go around talking about it for the rest of the month. And if he didn't die, then talking about him is just what he wants us to do so we should try not to do it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-06 21:17:08


Yes I seen that sort of thing happen before its a dirty trick to change the flash around still looks almost identical to the stolen one. I will Pm one of the admins about it. Its been altered by the look of it someone made a thread, now locked accusing that author of stealing which is no help to anyone really. As usually topics like that get locked. Talking of which another of my favorite threads is called Best Lock Ever created 2005 funny lock messages I have seen there.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-06 21:48:08


At 2/6/09 09:17 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Talking of which another of my favorite threads is called Best Lock Ever created 2005 funny lock messages I have seen there.

Yeah it's a funny thread, though sometimes locks posted aren't that funny. In fact some time ago the original poster showed up, and they were discussing about the shitty locks that sometimes were posted there (it was turning to "every lock ever").

By the way, have you played this game?

If not, you should play it, it's fun and original, and you have to think a lot sometimes to advance to the next level. It's great :D

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-07 10:27:07


At 2/6/09 09:48 PM, Ismael92 wrote: By the way, have you played this game?

I saw it on the front page yesterday I think, I was going to play it but then another one caught my eye so I played a diffrent one insted, then I couldn't be bothed to play anymore games. So no, I haven't, I might do now. I just hope it's not an annoying game that requires skill, I hate skill games, lack of patiants.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2009-02-07 10:39:09


You don't need any special skill like pressing a lot of buttons at the same time in the right moment, the controls and the concept of the game are pretty simple to understand. But you may need to think a bit to solve some levels.

Another cool think is that it saves your progress, so you can close the game and come back later :D
Right now I'm stuck on level 19, I may go to play it in a while to see if I can beat it :)